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[Ah yes, Wonderland gives us an unintentional video today as Sollux enters the kitchen. He's got a very serious gaming marathon going on which has led to the inevitable -- A HUNGER THAT NO CLOSET FOOD CAN SATISFY. This kid needs nerd food. He walks over to the oven and looks down at it.]
Okay I need a fuck ton of bagel biteth.
[The oven pops out a serving of the things. Sollux is not amused.]
No, I thaid gimmie a tonne.
[Of course there's no actually way of knowing if he says 'ton' as opposed to 'tonne', but we'll have to give it the benefit of the doubt. As you know, the mansion does, as it proceeds to generously present the troll with a tidal wave metric ton of pizza flavored bagels. That's like 45,545 of the things, son.]
JEGUTH. [And then the camera politely shuts off.]
Okay I need a fuck ton of bagel biteth.
[The oven pops out a serving of the things. Sollux is not amused.]
No, I thaid gimmie a tonne.
[Of course there's no actually way of knowing if he says 'ton' as opposed to 'tonne', but we'll have to give it the benefit of the doubt. As you know, the mansion does, as it proceeds to generously present the troll with a tidal wave metric ton of pizza flavored bagels. That's like 45,545 of the things, son.]
JEGUTH. [And then the camera politely shuts off.]