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[The image begins with a fairly irate looking Barbie tapping a pack of cigarettes against the unseen surface beneath the device. One side of his chin bears a blackish sooty mark, and looking close enough will reveal a bit of singing around his beard. Not a lot but it's there.]
So... someone got a secret on how to make the closets stop, I don't know, pranking me? Most of the stuff I ask for? I get, no problem. Sure, I've got one helluva collection of supersoakers and enough Spam to last me for a damn decade but for the most part? It's worked for me.
Except this...
[He pulls one of the smokes from the pack, lighting it with a wooden match before holding it away from his face.]
They all look identical but I have about a fifty fifty shot of getting...
[The cigarette explodes, a trick toy that Barbie has only ever seen previously in Marx Brothers and Three Stooges movies.]
What the hell am I doing wrong?
So... someone got a secret on how to make the closets stop, I don't know, pranking me? Most of the stuff I ask for? I get, no problem. Sure, I've got one helluva collection of supersoakers and enough Spam to last me for a damn decade but for the most part? It's worked for me.
Except this...
[He pulls one of the smokes from the pack, lighting it with a wooden match before holding it away from his face.]
They all look identical but I have about a fifty fifty shot of getting...
[The cigarette explodes, a trick toy that Barbie has only ever seen previously in Marx Brothers and Three Stooges movies.]
What the hell am I doing wrong?