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[ Oh God why is this happening. Why.

For Wonderland, it's only been a week, but for Chloe, it's been months. She addresses the network in a curious get-up: a wedding dress and veil made out of toilet paper. It looks like she's dropped in straight out of a bachelorette party game, which she did. ]


Wow. Okay. For once? Wonderland's timing could not have been better.

[ The most observant will notice the engagement ring on her left hand.

That bachelorette party? Totally her own.

And it was sucking. ]


It's been, what, a week, maybe? Obviously longer for me. Definitely longer. [ She glances around, only then remembering the toilet paper crown which she rips off her head and discards. Chloe is in the caves: the same cave she appeared in on her first arrival to Wonderland, actually. She glances around, wide-eyed and obviously completely lost. ]

I really should have mapped these better when I had the chance.
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[If there is one thing Wonderland should have gotten used to by now, it’s that Mettaton is a diva who loves to surprise. Therefore when the camera pops on, Wonderland is greeted with the beautiful face of the robot… and the pumpkin that is currently on his head. That has his face carved into it. It’s a startlingly good replica of his face but begs the question of why he put the pumpkin on in the first place if he was going to “show” it anyway…]

Hellooooooo~ Wonderland! Did you miss me? It’s once again been terribly long since I have posted here and for that I do apologize! To make up for my tearful absence, I want to propose an idea! Yes yes, I know what you’re thinking-

But Mettaton! The last idea you put forth you didn’t follow through! How can we ever trust you again?

[The robot puts a hand on his chest, tilting his head to the side as if completely heartbroken. The carved pumpkin face, however, does not change its orange smile.]

I know, darlings, I know, it’s terribly tragic the things I have gone through while here in Wonderland as of late, but never fear! It seems that the winds of fortune are changing and that I will be more present with you all once again!

Now! Onto the good stuff!

My next proposal for this glorious month of spooks and scares is- a haunted house! Wonderland not turning itself into its OWN haunted house notwithstanding, I think a simple haunted house that’s run by fellow residents who we are 99.9% sure aren’t trying to kill us would be a great way to blow off steam! What do you all say?

I’ll be taking volunteers for this little project up to October 23rd so that we’ll have plenty of time to get things ready once we’ve confirmed everyone who is pitching in! I look forward from hearing from you, darlings~!

[Mettaton then makes a heart with his hands and then cuts the feed.]

((OOC: I made an OOC post about this here so feel free to hit that up too if you'd like to keep track of things!))
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[ Leslie is sitting in the inviting office space she set up for herself on the first floor, separate from where she lives with Ben. The shelves are filled with books about history, laws, radical movements, people who challenged the government and won, democracy, and everything else you could think of to inspire minds toward building a better community. There are framed photos too, of inspiring women in politics through history: Madeline Albright, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Michelle Obama, Eleanor Roosevelt, and herself. She owns the decision and stands by it.

Instead of the space being small, it's large with a couple of couches, a kitchenette area with a mini-fridge for drinks, a cabinet full of snacks, and a coffee maker. When the camera feed begins, she's at her desk, books and photos in the background. ]


Hi again, Wonderland. It's me, Leslie Knope. I hosted the Fall Festival, and I have to tell you all: you did not disappoint. The turn out was so great, and if I could get you to smile for a few seconds even about something dumb, then I declare the first annual Wonderland Fall Festival a success! I even learned a lot about other worlds and customs, which I did not expect.

Anyway, I'm coming to you because I'd like to offer something else, though this is more of a service than a fun activity, but who knows, maybe it could be both! If you're new, or at the very least, you've arrived within the last, say, month or two or three, I'd like to invite you to my office so we can sit and talk to get some of the wilder things people may have told you sorted out. A lot of information at once can be pretty confusing and hard to retain, right? And there's bound to be misinformation.

[ Leslie gestures behind her at an assortment of binders. ]

I've done a lot research to make sure I'm as informed as possible, and I've prepared binders for anyone who might arrive filled with things like a map that is, as of this video, accurate, a list of places to eat or participate in various fun activities, and some of the best combinations of food I've been able to get the closet to give me. I highly recommend asking the closet for a fried cheese melt which is basically a grilled cheese with mozzarella sticks inside. Or ask for vegetables; you can do anything, here!

In any case, I wanted to propose that the first meeting be this Friday, October 12th at 6:30 p.m. Anyone can come if you're new and confused, or if you just have a burning question that's never been addressed. Please note that no one knows exactly how Wonderland works so questions such as 'why can't I leave?' or 'where does all this stuff come from?' will be answered by 'I don't know, it's magic.'

I hope you come! We'll meet on the first floor in room four - it's my personal office space. And if it's successful, I'll host one of these bi-monthly.

[ The feed ends, and the entire day, Leslie keeps preparing. On Friday at 6:00 pm she's already in her office with the door wide open, assorted snacks on the counter as she waits for people to arrive. ]

((ooc: It would take forever to all take turns in a group thing, so please feel free to either respond to the video, or just tag in for a supportive and ready to listen/answer questions Leslie!))
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[Seth has been laying a bit low since the beating he took. In part because beautiful features, but a lot in part to not wanting to talk about who since it was a bad misunderstanding and he can handle why it was done. That said, he's really curious about something and having had a drink or two - sorry he hasn't quit entirely. He's in a decent mood, obviously at Lux, and can't help himself.]

Okay. I waited to see if it made more sense [Off painkillers] but nothing yet so... What gives with the horse and the tee shirt from the festival? Did I miss the place getting an official mascot? Was there a horse in the original story? Come on. Someone. Make it all make sense.

[Later in the day though, he sends out a private text to a handful of people.]



Private Text )
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[ Good evening, Wonderland! Jessica's super perky and giggly. There's so much for her to be happy about! So now everyone gets to witness her trying to be a vlogger, because she is pointedly ignoring anything involving someone's dumb supernatural call out post. ]

There's so much romance floatin' around, I swear, and it's not even Valentine's Day. Not that I've ever known what it's like to be with someone 'round then, but whatever. [ She waves that off. ] People're gettin' married, it's sweater weather and time for cuddlin'... [ She sighs happily. ] It got me wantin' to read somethin' warm and happy for once.

[ She needed something to distract her from her burning desire for vengeance, okay? ]

But okay, so, I just started this series I've always being dyin' to read. Like, it didn't even occur to me that I could do it here! And now I can and it's so good.

[ Jessica's clutching the first book of said mystery series in her hands, the top of it just barely visible on screen. It's like she had to hug it a little to make her point. This shit's the best thing since sliced bread! ]

I know not everybody's from the same world, but somebody's bound to know about it, right? And I bet at least one person's read it, 'cause it's so popular. Like, it's a movie!

[ And so, the lion finally reveals to the lambs what book she means... ]

So, anybody read Twilight? I wanna talk with you all about it!

[ Yes. She is dead serious. ]

Video

Aug. 18th, 2018 11:31 pm
charlastan: Razzle Dazzle - Chicago (How can they hear the truth)
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[It's been a while since anyone's seen Stan in his full classic get up - the 8-ball cane, the eye patch, the grin of a showman who's about to sell you something. In fairness, he hasn't had much to sell until now - the only times this look comes out are events where he has the pleasure of selling everyone something.

But, strangely, it looks like he has something to sell today. Behind him are all sorts of knick-knacks - useless souvenirs someone might waste their money on at home if they were on some kind of terrible road trip. There are a lot of question marks for some reason, but also a lot of playing card suits because that's a Wonderland thing, right? Probably!
]

Hi! I'm Mr. Mystery. Are you all as bored of this dumb place as I am? Well, have I got great news for you!

[He spreads his arm with a flourish so people can see more of the stuff behind him - T-shirts, snow globes, bobbleheads of various wonderland residents. There's a rack of welcome pamphlets which he appears to have just flat out stolen from the front hall, along with all sorts of other weird gift shop items.]

Come on up or down to Room 15 on the Third Floor to visit the MYSTERY ROOM to see all the wonder and amazement I could be bothered to throw together! Upstairs we've got the gift shop, full of the all the things you didn't think of getting from the closets, but downstairs is where the real show is. [He points his cane at a staircase going down, with signs posted near it that read MYSTERIES BELOW, WHAT???, and TOURS HERE!!] Down here I've got the greatest assortment of Wonderland creatures ever to be assembled in one place! Where do the resident go when they're not giving us dumb riddles? Why can't wash your Red Queens with your White Queens? Why IS a Raven like a writing desk? SO MANY QUESTIONS! Plus as a bonus, you'll get some of the greatest hits of my world like the Six Pack O'Lope, and a Wonderland exclusive - Son of Sascrotch!

"But Mr. Mystery!" you might ask. "How will I ever pay for such a valuable service with no economy in sight?" Good question, future customer! Here at the Mystery Room, we don't believe in "post-scarcity economics" [And he makes quote fingers as he says it.] But, with no universe currency in place, that means we're taking whatever you've got to barter for admission or souvenirs!

[Very rough cut to a sign reading CURRENCY ACCEPTED: JOKES (GOOD OR BAD ONLY), TOFFEE PEANUTS, SECRETS, BACON, OTHER FOOD OR DRINK, ARM AND/OR LEG, HOMEMADE GIFTS, GENERAL BRIBERY, ROUGHLY $15 IN ANY CURRENCY, SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WEAPONRY, TAXIDERMY PARTS, INFORMATION, WHATEVER THE CASHIER FEELS LIKE TAKING AT THE MOMENT, and then back to Stan.]

So come on down to the Mystery Room and negotiate a tour today! You and I both know you don't have anything better to do!

[For Action shenanigans, come over to the Mystery Room mingle log!]

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Aug. 13th, 2018 05:55 pm
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[The feed comes on a little shaky, as April is walking through the maze as she speaks, holding her device out in front of her as she glances around, deciding which direction to head as she hits a dead end. She ducks her head and tucks a stray strand of hair behind her ear and shoves her free hand back in her pocket, not looking particularly thrilled. It was boredom coupled with curiosity that drew her out to explore the grounds. And maybe just a little sense of familiarity, since they are very park-like. Despite her own best efforts, she knows a thing or two about parks. And she might not entirely hate them.]

I guess if I'm stuck here, I should say hi. Sooo... hi. I'm April. [She pauses, glares into the camera, and sighs.] I'm not really sure how I got to this place, or why, or what I'm even supposed to do about it... but here I am. [Does she sound fine? She's fine. Totally fine. Except she's not fine, she's kind of terrified, and the fact that she's now hit three more dead ends that she doesn't remember retracing her steps through isn't exactly helping.] If David Bowie jumps out in tight pants and starts singing, I'm gonna scream.

[Another dead end. How is that even possible? Her eyes widen briefly and her heart pounds a little faster, then she seems to take a breath and her expression goes blank, her voice smooths out to her usual monotone, and she even musters a little smile.] And on a completely unrelated note, has anyone ever solved this thing? [She's definitely NOT lost. Not one bit.] I'd really love to, uh, compare notes. I'm almost done, so feel free to contact me right away.
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[Ben looks directly into the camera, which is actually at a flattering angle believe it or not, and sighs. He also is new here but doesn't bother considering that fact. His wife is already making herself well known enough for the both of them probably.]

Look, I know most of you probably don't care, but the fact that the "magical wardrobe" [yeah, those are airquotes] isn't always precise? Is kind of a problem.

Take for instance, this calculator.

[He holds up something akin to the TI-83+, for those who took any kind of math in the 90s to 00s in modern, normal America.]

If you're from my time? This? This is an inferior piece of technology. No one wants this. What they want is the TI-89. Or, even better, a brand new Casio. But I would've happily settled for the TI-84. Doesn't even need to be the plus edition. [Oh boy, he's getting fired up now. Nerd alert.] Look everyone says that Texas Instruments were just scamming everyone when the 84s came out but that's not true. They did impressive coding upgrades. I mean, all you have to do is toss a polynomial function with asymptotes in there to see the difference.

[A long pause, as if he can hear his many friends back home and their iterations of how boring he is.]

Look, all I'm saying is that sometimes it matters what kinds of things you need. Some jobs need certain tools and specifics matter. And not just with calculators either.
shrimpheavennow: (Let's do it | Uncertain)
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[Eleanor's never really been close enough to anyone to care about Facetiming with them, but it seems like the easier thing than texting right now. Especially if it'll catch one of the others' eye and get them together faster. She frowns into the camera, looking uncertain of the new technology before finally just sighing and giving a tight smile.]

Uh, hi! So. Figure this isn't a real, like, place or anything. Place, I mean. With the capital P. But, uh, just figured I'd at least try and send up the bat signal or whatever in case one of you guys is out there, so...

Chidi? Tahani? Jason? ...Michael?

[Michael wouldn't be here with them, would he? Not that she got much of an idea of what was going to happen in this experiment, of course. She sighs again.]

I tried calling for Janet, but again, probably not a Place, she probably doesn't have her powers, yadda yadda yadda. But y'know, if you're out there girl, hit me up.

[She restrains herself against the urge for finger guns, but only just barely.]

Anyway, uh, as for the rest of you. If any of you are like, real, and not just holograms or whatever. Is there a portal out of here? Or a train? Because that would definitely speed this shit up a lot.

[Eleanor's eyes light up suddenly, her mouth forming a perfect "o".]

Oh shit! I can say shit here too! Okay, this place isn't as bad as I thought, actually.

[She gives a little shrug, and ends the feed.]
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 [Okay, so, Wonderland.  Got it.  Cassie loved that book, especially the creepy stuff. His little girl, right there! 

[Nothing too creepy yet, but, hey: he dropped acid in college: he's so ready.  

[ No one knows who he is, and there are precisely ZERO Baskin-Robbins here (you bet your ass he checked) so his secret is safe. So this is his big chance, time to make a fresh start. Right. He's got this.  Eye of the tiger. Be the change. He's sure there's a cliche for it. 

[The point is, maybe this is a good thing. No, it is a good thing. He's got this. ] 


So. Uh. Hi. [He managed a cheezy smile and car salesman's hand wave.] 

I'm Scott....[Aaaand his mind goes blank.  How do people do this?  And why is the first thing that comes to mind 'and I'm totally not an ex-con'? 

[It's not that hard, Scott. Just, you know, sound normal. Whatever you do, don't sound suspicious or like you're trying to hide anything. Because what do you have to hide, right? hahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh.]
 

...and I'm completely normal. [NAILED. IT.]
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Morning, Wonderland!

[ Leslie is bright-eyed when she addresses the network at 9 a.m. - a perfectly reasonable time - a coffee cup in front of her. ]

I wanted to take an informal poll regarding how you feel about the way things happen in Wonderland currently. Now, I realize we can't change being here or not being able to leave or when and why things happen, but everything in between we all directly impact!

[ Removing the lid of her coffee cup, she pulls out a diner style container of sugar, holding it in her hand, gesturing with it as she speaks. ]

First, if you could change one thing about what happened as soon as you arrived here, what would it be? And don't say I wouldn't arrive at all because that's obvious. I mean, tell me about the way information regarding being here was presented to you.

[ Now, she starts pouring sugar into her coffee. And pouring, and pouring. She's not stopping. ]

Second, what's one good aspect to this place you like? It doesn't have to be big, just positive. And if you don't have anything positive to say, maybe ignore this and move on. I mean it. Don't be a jerk.

[ She doesn't stop pouring the sugar until the coffee has visibly risen in the cup. Then she stops, stirs and takes a sip, humming because it's perfect. Then she adds the tiniest bit more sugar until she's finally done. ]

Last question: If you could see one kind of business here - keeping in mind that there's no money to be exchanged for goods and services - what would it be? Personally, I'd want an all-day breakfast restaurant. Now you go!

[ Leslie smiles and the feed ends, and now all she has to do is wait with her sugar coffee for the replies to roll in. ]

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