elevatingHello, Wonderland. [ Harry's decided to make a network post because why the hell not? These things are kind of handy. ] I figure I should make an introduction since I'm new here.
Plus... [ And this is a little embarrassing, but what the heck. ] The last time I ran into someone, he punched me. Out of nowhere. [ Harry presses a finger to a spot under his right eye, but the bruise is gone. His injuries went away the day just about everything around him became edible. ] Thankfully, this place has its perks or I'd still be in a lot of pain. [ He lets out a slight chuckle, managing to find some amusement in the fact. Who would've thought Peter Parker could pack quite the punch? ]
Anyways, I'm Harry Osborn. [ Sometimes he fucking hates his own name. ] If you or someone you know happens to have an issue with me, I'd appreciate a heads up before I get my ass kicked again. [ He lets out a shrug. ] Just... I hope we can talk it out. I doubt I'd have much to offer--[ No one wants his money here. ]--but if there's something I should apologize for...
[ He just wants to be able to walk out of his room without being so goddamn paranoid that the next person he runs into is going to try to kill him. Harry knows he's probably made some enemies over the years. He's an Osborn after all. ]
I don't really know what else to say so... [ It's not like he's ever done one of these videos before. ]
Just one more thing, I guess... [ He lights up a cigarette just then. Harry's been chain smoking for hours now in order to destress. He'd gone right back to his old habits. What else is there to do around here anyways? ] If you're sick of the smell of baked goods, drinking helps. [ He ends the feed with that, hoping the replies, if any, will be friendly and not hostile as he really wouldn't know how to deal with the latter. ]