entreats: (to come back home)
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So multiple people have been finding riddles in those weird boxes, right?

[ Someone apparently has never seen an advent calendar before in their lives.. That's what happens when you're raised so sheltered, apparently. That's besides the point though - Ange's idly playing with a piece of paper of paper in her hands, presumably the paper the riddle she's talking about was written on. ]

I thought maybe there'd be some sort of clue or secret message, but it seems like they're really just standard riddles. I mean, tell me if you've heard this one before.

"A murderer was condemned to death. He has to choose from one of three rooms: 1) A room full of raging fires, 2) A room full of assassins with loaded guns, 3) A room with lions that hadn’t eaten in years. Which room is safest?"

Isn't that one super old? They could've at least picked a more interesting one.
krmvgivv: (I cannot work under these conditions)
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[Dipper is in front of his advent box, trying to pull the later boxes open, to no avail. The items he's already received--post-it notes, earbuds, a recipe, and a riddle--are scattered around him.]

So, Wonderland's starting its nonsense early this year, huh? I mean, it's just giving us weird presents and none of them have done anything yet so I figure it's gotta be the later stuff that's interesting.

[He tugs again on the last box, straining with all his far too limited strength.]

And wouldn't Australia have still been an island before it was "discovered?" If the question's about the largest known island before Europeans discovered Australia it's pretty Eurocentric. Unless it means the largest island before Australia was even a thing but we'd probably have to go all the way back to Pangaea for that and--

[He yanks again and only succeeds in pulling the entire box down on top of him.]

MABEL, I NEED A CHAINSAW!

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Dec. 4th, 2019 01:41 pm
brainmeme: (girls)
[personal profile] brainmeme
[A very purple person appears on the screen, with a... string hanging from her mouth? She's apparently chewing on whatever the string's attached to, since her voice starts out in the telltale "talking while eating" tone anyone who's known her would find very, very familiar.]

'Sup fools!

[And now she gulps down whatever it was, and the string disappears with it. Its identity will remain forever a mystery.]

I guess I'm back in time for the yearly December nightmare thing? I can't even tell how long it's been, haha! But check it out, I've been doin' a bunch, and I'm a new 'n improved Amethyst!

[She poses to show off her new looks. Mainly it involves a new outfit, much different than the ones she's been seen in before, but to anyone not familiar with how this works for gems... it's really just a change of clothes.]

Oh! Since I got here I've been catching up! [She hops over a pile of junk (apparently in her new room) to dig something out, then returns to show off her own copy of Dipper and Mabel's Guide to Wonderland.] Glad I missed out on all this Queen drama. I've had enough Diamond drama to deal with for like... thirty lifetimes. Gem lifetimes. There were some other newspaper things going into a bunch of stuff too, but those looked mad boring.

But whatever! Who all's here now?
howsitgoindude: (I dunno dudes)
[personal profile] howsitgoindude
[The initial image is a little overly spooky, considering it's fully November now. Soos is standing with a flashlight lighting up his face, and everything behind him is nearly pitch black. The extreme lighting makes his expression pretty dramatic, but in all honesty he's mostly just kinda uncomfortable. And maybe apologetic.]

So like, I didn't wanna miss this one, right? Stuff's gotten kinda harder and all and. Y'know, I wanna help!

[He sighs deeply.]

I think this is some kinda karma thing. Definitely some kinda karma thing.

[He turns the camera, and for a moment the screen is too dark to make out what he's trying to show off, but then there's some awkward jostling and he's aiming his flashlight at...a whole dang t-rex. It'd be a lot scarier if it were moving, of course, but the image is still pretty jarring.]

Uh, sorry, I didn't get here 'til after the sun went down. I think it'd be more light in here if I had...

Uh.

But yeah, there's that guy. And a whole buncha others.

[He tilts everything to show a row of amber frozen dinos of various kinds.]

It's like they were having some kind of...horrible dinosaur party.




[Anyway, he turns the camera and flashlight back on himself, looking apologetic again.]

Soooo, yeah, uh. The karma thing. I'm pretty sure this is from Gravity Falls, at least. Maybe not my event in particular, but still. This is not how I wanted to help.

[He brightens slightly as he goes on.]

The good news is, last time we dealt with this, Mr. Pines figured out the key to fighting them is punching them real hard. So we've got that high level strategy on our side!

[Smile!!!]

Which is good because if you couldn't tell, these guys are melting and we will probably having to punch them all a lot like. Tomorrow.

...Okay, bye!

[And the feed ends.]
twixt_dee_n_dum: (You'd go out just like a candle)
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[The Twins appear on the screen. They're both peering at a sheaf of papers that Tweedledee is holding, leaning in close together.]

I can't believe this is happening.

Everyone's going away these days.

Being taken away might be a better way to put it.

[They turn a page in the bundle, their eyes roaming down the length of the text.]

Even Alice is--

Alice always does things like that. She just does whatever she wants.

While we're stuck sticking to the script.

[Tweedledee sighs and lowers the script, which is exactly what they've been consulting this whole time.]

Well, our friends might be gone, but that doesn't mean we can't do anything.

Doing is better than not doing, I suppose.
howsitgoindude: (I dunno dudes)
[personal profile] howsitgoindude
[Soos...looks about the same as ever. Anyone who's happened to have seen him in the past couple months has probably noticed he's been a little paler, his facial hair a little more scraggly. And that's if they saw him at all-- short of the Pines checking on him every once in a while, he's mostly just stayed in his room. But now he's paying attention again (and bathing and sleeping again) and he's...concerned.]

Uhhh. Hi guys.

[He looks away, cheeks reddening with a little embarrassment. Sheesh, he really did get distracted there, huh?]

So, like. I got kinda, uh, busy for a while there. I started this CraftCraft project? Uh, that's a game and, uh. It was pretty cool. Made a whole building and all.

[Cough.]

But then there was all these loud noises and shaking and stuff and, uh, at first I got confused and thought I was in the game and a Sneaker blew up my mine? But then my window broke so, uh.

I came outside and saw that Jabberwocker dude attacking and like. I picked up this neat shield-- [He holds it up, shrugs, puts it back down.] And that's. That's pretty cool.

But.

[Soos stares at the camera for a long moment, trying to think of a better way to put this.

He can't.]


Uhhh, what'd I miss? Seems like. A lot. Are the queens like, dead now? Did they actually finish that monster off or are we gonna have to fight it again?

[He actually looks pretty nervous.]

I'm, uh, sorry I got so distracted and all. I'm gonna be, like, really on it from now on.

...And if anybody wants to see what I built in CrafCraft just lemme know.

[He waves, still a little red in the face, and turns the camera off.]

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Jun. 4th, 2019 10:02 pm
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[When Tohru appears on the network she is frantic.]

OH MY GOSH I REMEMBER! I-I REMEMBER EVERYTHING!

[She's pacing around in front of the camera, in her school uniform. She had been here briefly for a couple of months and then vanished for a week, so it's not unexpected that she would remember her stay, but that isn't what she means.]

I remember the diner! And Souji, and Angel, and Ruby, and all of my old friends! I-I don't know how or why but I went home and I came back and now everything's back! I-I can't believe I-- I forgot everyone! I forgot all the recipes I learned, and everything I was...I forgot everything, but now it's all back! How did it all come back?! Where did it go before?!

[She gasps loudly in the middle of her flailing!]

Oh no, I have to go to the diner! Souji's been working so hard this whole time without me; I have to help him!

[And then she flees the room, forgetting she was in front of a camera. About two minutes later, she doubles back and takes her network device, and it shuts off when she picks it up.]
tinyfoods: (Well that didn't work)
[personal profile] tinyfoods
Ethical dilemma number sseeeeventy. Seventy? Seventy sounds right.

[Entrapta may or may not have realized she's using her network device and not her normal recording device. If she has realized, she clearly doesn't care enough to stop what she's saying.]

Is it okay to take things that are just left lying around? Clearly, if no one put them away, they don't care about them, right? It's the same as abandoning them. I can put them to good use, so it's okay for me to take things no one cares about.

...On the other hand, what if they aren't abandoned, and the person is going to come back to them? Is there a waiting period that has to pass before something is officially abandoned?

People could always ask for the things back, couldn't they? Or get another one from a closet or the vendors. So they're not really losing anything in the end. There's just a gap in ownership.

[She pauses, making a pensive sound.]

Well, I'm sure it will be okay!
choosetruth: (this time whatever it takes!)
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[Georgia’s been scarce lately. Between her office getting a giant hole in it thanks to Entrapta and Peridot’s experiments and both Shaun and herself dying in a recent event… she’s not in a great place. But she can’t allow herself to sulk for too long. She doesn’t like it, and it won’t get them anywhere.

Fortunately, there’s one mystery she has an actual way to answer. Hopefully. She’s standing on the far side of the lake, holding a white rose. It looks very delicate next to the extreme amounts of body armor she’s wearing. Leather jacket with armored joints, jeans woven with kevlar, a freaking helmet... she’s ready for war.

Shaun, who usually has to be argued and ordered and bribed into body armor, is similarly attired. Armored jacket, jeans, helmet, guns in holsters on each of his hips… and a rocket launcher aimed at the rose in George's hand.

Georgia adjusts her sunglasses before she speaks.]


As many of you know, I’ve been investigating the White Queen’s initial death for a very long time. She gave me a way to contact her in case of emergencies. I haven’t had cause to use it, but in light of recent events…. [She grimaces.] It seems prudent to try.

Have I ever mentioned that I love your interview style, George? You just have a way of putting your subjects a ease. [Shaun gives her a sunny smile as he shifts the rocket launcher on his shoulder. He's real glad not to be dead anymore.]

[She shoots him a glare, then continues.] As you’ll notice, we’re taking every precaution. We’re as far from the Mansion as we can get. We’re armed. I think Shaun’s actually hoping for the worst case scenario so he can test out his new girlfriend. I can’t guarantee it’ll be enough, but if the Jabberwock is back we’re fucked anyway so… [She shrugs.] Better to know now.

I'm ready when you are.

[Georgia nods sharply. Then, very carefully, she tugs off one of the petals and lets it float to the ground.

For a moment, nothing happens. Then something falls on Georgia’s head, almost imperceptible through the helmet. She frowns and looks up.]


That’s weird. Is it… raining?

[The next one falls directly on her face. At this point? It’s clearly not water. It’s a small and very cranky looking lizard. And it’s not alone. Falling from the sky in the area directly surrounding her and Georgia are hundreds of tiny lizards. Georgia ducks, covering her face.]

What the fuck?

WHY ARE THERE LIZARDS EVERYWHERE? [The rocket launcher will not be helpful in this situation. Shaun sets it down but then… he's at a loss. What the fuck are they supposed to do about all these lizards?

Georgia charges forward towards the camera, shielding her face with her hand.]


Safe to say things are not fine and dandy with the White Queen. Also safe to say I have even less idea what the fuck is going on than earlier. [She glances behind at Shaun, then back to the camera.] ...stand by for more information.

[End feed. But not quite end of the lizard rain, which lasts a little longer before petering out. Wonderful.]
krmvgivv: (i told some little white lies)
[personal profile] krmvgivv
Um, has anyone pointed out the massive Jabberwocky in the room?

[Dipper is standing in the middle of Angel Investigation, staring at the camera wild-eyed. The office has always had the odd mystery board or two standing around, but Dipper’s gone a little nuts lately. There are boards with string and pieces of paper lined up on all sides of him, strings crisscrossing and connecting each board with each other and… yeah it’s definitely a fire hazard. But working on that is so much better than actually thinking about the entire family except Mabel dying just before the Jabberwocky escaped. Dipper starts to pace.]

Or Jabberwock. Still not clear on the spelling. What I am clear about is that this is really bad, guys. And what the heck happened to the White Queen? Did the Jabberwock-slash-y eat her? Did she turn to dust? Did she not come back with the rest of us?

[He clutches his hat with one hand, waving the other vigorously.]

So many questions!

[He exhales and straightens.]

Okay. It’s okay. I also have resources. If you’re new, or just want to get brushed up on the basics? Mabel and I made a guide. Needs to be updated with some of the new people, but it’s mostly pretty up to date.

[Attached to the post: Dipper and Mabel’s Guide to Wonderland.]

And we’ve got a bunch of other stuff here at Angel’s Investigations if you want to come down! If anyone has answers or theories or anything please, please bring them over.

[He slowly turns around, staring at his tangled web of mystery boards.]

We need all the help we can get.
choosetruth: (georgia28)
[personal profile] choosetruth
[Georgia is sitting in her office, looking like a mess. This is an event. She knows it's an event. But that doesn't stop the panic that gripped her heart when she woke up and Shaun wasn't there.]

Where the fuck is my brother?

[Behind her, there's a creepy teddy bear in a distinctive pink sweater and an odd robot. She grabs them, holding them in front of her, rage barely contained under her sunglasses.]

His stuff's still here, plus this bullshit, which definitely does not belong to either of us, so I'm assuming he's not gone for good. [He'd better not be gone for good. She'd burn Wonderland to the ground.] Who else is missing?

[She gives the weird robot a twisted smile, no amusement in it at all.]

You're supposed to fetch things. Can you fetch Shaun?

[She doubts it. She gives the camera another glare, then turns off the feed.]
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[personal profile] howsitgoindude
[Soos pops on screen looking VERY excited.]

Guys! Whatever event this is, it's actually pretty cool so far! I got this neato toy that isn't doing anything menacing or anything!

[He holds up a magic 8 ball, showing off the little screen.]

I dunno how this'll go coo-coo bananas yet, but right now it's just answering my questions super wisely. Kinda reminds me of the stuff we'd sell in the gift shop at the Shack. Here, watch!

[He thinks for a second, trying to come up with a good question:]

Will I eat pizza today?

[SHAKESHAKESHAKE. Soos peeks at the answer, laughs, then holds it up for the camera:

MOST LIKELY]


How did it knoooow?! Hahahaha. You guys get toys too? Oh, oh, and you can ask me questions to ask this guy! He's pretty darn smart.

See the future while you play pooooool! Ooooooh!

Aw man, I gotta show Mr. Pines this. He'll get a kick outta it!
howsitgoindude: (Pew pew!)
[personal profile] howsitgoindude
[Soos appears in the middle of the frame, smiling broadly at the camera.]

Uh, hi everybody. So, uh, I know Ms. O'Hara just opened her bowling alley and all, so this isn't-- like, there's no party or anything, but uh. A couple events ago, I sorta made a mini-arcade and I thought, like. Why not go big-mini. Or. Y'know, regular-sized.

[This isn't making sense.]

Uh, hang on, I'll just show you.

[Soos steps forward, grabbing the camera and turning so it faces the way he's going. He goes through a door and the camera adjusts to the sudden change in lighting. Where the hallway where he started the video was bright, in here there's a mix of darkness and bright neon. Everything is blacklit, and everything is loud. Ringing bells, electronic beeps and boops, voices beckoning you to ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE. Soos pans the camera, showing off all the machines and screens. And then he sets the camera up again and grins at it, giving two thumbs up.]

I call it LazArcaaaaaade! [He pulls two air horns out of seemingly nowhere and blows them in a suitably cool fashion.] Heh-heh. There's every game you've ever wanted to play, all kinds of prizes you can use the tickets on, and in the back? A laser tag arenaaaaaaa!

[Soos raises the roof. While blowing the air horns some more.]

So yeah! Uh, come and hang out, y'know? It'll be fun!

[He waves and reaches out to turn the camera off.]




---

[Soos is "working", which mostly means hanging out and playing whatever games he wants. He's pretty sure if he doesn't end up working at the Shack forever, running an arcade would be a nice second choice. The second he spots a new person, he waves and heads over, eager to show them to the game of their dreams.]

Hey! What're you into? Fighting games? Shooters? Racing? I got 'em all, dude. Let me point you in the right direction.

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Jan. 20th, 2019 10:35 pm
singloversing: Into the Ocean - Blue October (Like jumping from the bow)
[personal profile] singloversing
[Wirt doesn't make a ton of posts. He's shy and anxious and not really suited to public speaking in any capacity, but once in a while Wonderland is just weird enough to warrant it.]

So...um. I've been thinking about it. Does anyone else think it's kind of weird there was a New Year's Party? I-I mean we've had them before, but those were thrown by somebody here. They weren't like, Wonderland parties. Like, time doesn't move here, so does that mean the White Queen counting time? Is there a set like, Wonderland year it's supposed to be now? And isn't starting the new year in January kind of arbitrary for a place where time isn't really real?

[He sighs, and rubs the back of his neck. He can feel himself getting off track.]

Sorry, I just-- time's already way complicated to keep track of here? Like, my birthday's next week and just thinking about the logistics of how that works gives me a headache, and now having Wonderland actually acknowledge a new year...I don't know. I didn't really have a point to this, I guess.

[And so, he cuts the feed there.]
charlastan: Money (That's What I Want) - Barrett Strong (But what it don't get I can't use)
[personal profile] charlastan
[Oh, look! It's Stan, up to his old shenanigans, standing behind the counter of the gift shop at the Mystery Room. It's been a while since he's tried to sell you something, so here he is!]

Refugees of Wonderland, do you miss the familiar weight of coin in your pocket? Is this barter economy not enough for your deep, most capitalist desires? I'm Stan Pines - I've been in business for more years than is any of your business, and I know exactly what you need. For a limited time, until I run out of 'em, we're selling REAL, AUTHENTIC GOLD COINS.

[He gestures to a bowl in front of him that...seems to be full of gold coins?]

Now, I know what you're thinking - "Mr. Pines, despite being a reliable salesman, this seems awfully suspicious of you." Well, if you won't trust me, you'll trust the guy who minted them, right?

[He waggles his eyebrows and then throws a sign behind the bowl. It's beautiful. A work of art.]

My brother Stanford popped in when we had that huge crowd earlier and he made all of these. Some of you might've even gotten samples of these babies from him. If you can't trust me, you can definitely trust him. That's how twins work! Just ask Dipper and/or Mabel! Anyway, Ford's gone again now, but his last wish before he disappeared from Wonderland was for me to sell his hard work to every single one of you. He said "Please, Stanley! Add my coins to your inventory! Use your business know-how to sell them like hotcakes!" And you don't wanna disappoint this highly realistic face, right?

[He gestures at the poster. Do you want to make doodle Ford sad, when he was nice enough to make and give out these coins? Do you? He didn't think so!]

It's regular barter rules - anything you think I might want, come pitch it at me and you can have your own shiny gold coin! Use it to flip a coin! Give it to your friends! Scratch a lottery ticket! Heck, scratch someone you hate with it, I don't care! I want one of these coin in everyone's pocket, for not at all suspicious reasons. You've got nothing better to do, so come on down to the Mystery Room and get a coin!

[The video ends there, but he'll be around in the gift shop of the Mystery Room. He's leaving these in a bowl on the counter, almost as though he's entirely encouraging shoplifting them. But that would be wildly suspicious! Almost as suspicious as Stan giving coins away for free! Good thing he just carelessly left them there with a badly worded sign.

ooc note: Not to spoil the illusion but for your ooc info these are trackers that our visiting Ford made. The idea is not to track anyone's specific movements, but to try and figure out what happens when someone leaves and see if there's a pattern as to why people leave the way they do. Stan would probably never admit that up front but if you're not comfortable with your character getting one for this reason that's 100% okay!
]

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Jan. 19th, 2019 02:55 pm
noreason: (You know how that thrills me)
[personal profile] noreason
[Naoki has a very short question that is seemingly quite simple.]

How do you face your fears?

[This is something he's been wondering about for a while, though not something he has a lot of trouble with himself. There isn't a lot that actually scares him anymore.

Except for maybe horses.]

[video]

Jan. 19th, 2019 01:18 pm
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[personal profile] beatupgrass
[As per usual when Rocket broadcasts he's in the process of doing something else. In this case, he appears to be welding with a mask that doesn't really fit over his muzzle properly, resulting in a lot of awkwardly shifting to make sure he doesn't light his chin on fire. Honestly, it looks like he turned on the communicator, and then realized he had something else he needed to adjust.

After a few seconds of additional welding, he lifts up the mask.]


Okay, okay... There's been a lot going on, and a lot to talk about, and honestly... Wonderland's shit is still above my paygrade, but since the White Queen has turned out to be not as psychopathic as we previously believed as of right now... It's got me thinkin'.

[He scratches under his chin.] So, like, a lot of our Mirrors were grade-A assholes, and that made sense 'cause they served a grade-A bitch like the Queen of Hearts, but now that the White Queen's in charge and she's projecting way more sweetness at least... What's that gotta be like for 'em? I mean, my Mirror didn't even skulk around during that clusterfuck, so I'm guessin' he's real pressed about this arrangement and that kinda tickles me.

[He shrugs.] Eh, I dunno. Just a thought.

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Jan. 18th, 2019 12:39 pm
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[personal profile] like247
[The image on the screen is blurry, the camera at an angle that shows Wendy but not much more. A bit more subdued than usual, if only in the lack of candy and laughter.]

You think the least this place could do it let us say goodbye, you know? I can't be the only one that feels cheated on that, right?

I'm thinking about setting up like a wall or something for like notes or something because we lose a lot of people here who we know we'll never see again, and that just sucks.
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under the cut: bruce/henry. post cut: network post. )

[Well, he’s going to be grounded for the rest of his natural life. Convenient that none of his family will fall under the curse because they’re all immune. After thinking about it, all he can do is address Wonderland en masse.]

Uh. Hi. So. You guys may have...noticed people falling asleep and some purple smoke?

[Deep breath.]

It’s called a sleeping curse. And it’s from my world. It’s not supposed to go through the air like this though. It’s like the curse from Sleeping Beauty or Snow White, if you have those in your world. Poison apple, prick of a spindle or a needle...

...The only way to wake someone up
[and BOY IS HE SORRY ABOUT THIS] is true love’s kiss. But that doesn’t have to mean a romantic person. It can be a spouse or significant other but it can also be a sibling, parent, best friend. If you love that person, it should work. Otherwise...they’re just asleep. That’s all.

[And he has no idea how to wake them up.]

I think since we are in Wonderland and it only likes things to be temporary, the whole thing will end in at most a couple days. And if not I’ll work with everyone I can here to make it better. I’m...I’m really sorry? I was just trying to show one person how magic and science work together.

[Bruce chimes in with some more practical suggestions, not ignoring Henry’s apology but not addressing it yet either.]

If you find anyone lying around in strange and random places, it might be for the best to get them somewhere safe. Either their own bedroom, or we can make use of one of the empty rooms here for everyone. It might be better to have someplace where it’s easier to keep an eye on everyone, especially if it takes any longer than a day or two for this to pass.

In the meantime, I’ll be looking into a way to fix this.
[A way that’s not a kiss, anyway.] Any scientists and magic users are more than welcome. We could use the help, I think.

[ooc: feel free to have people react to either Bruce or Henry on the network post, action tag them in the lab, and of course, use this post as gathering for all your rping needs! The lab portion with Bruce and Henry was not broadcast to the mansion. You're more than welcome to create your own posts. For more info on this plot, including the duration, see this post. blue - henry, green - bruce.]
backpacking: (i've got one friend)
[personal profile] backpacking
Hey... so, I totally missed my one-year mark. Pretty sure that was right in the middle of the Infected shit storm-- that couldn't be related, could it? But, anyway, I'm hoping someone just forgot to come by and give me my special badge or whatever you get for this illustrious milestone? I forgive you for being late, since I completely forgot, and you can come by with that prize anytime. Unless it's just for the five-year guys, and if that's the case, then... booooo.

[ Ellie pulls a face, offering a helpful thumbs-down for the camera. ]

Anyway! "What I Learned on My Wonderland Vacation"... I'm way less likely to drown now! Thanks, Jo. [ ... ] Uh, I know way too much about a lot of your personal lives, which is... gross, sometimes. There are kids here, people. [ Some of you are just nasty. ] I figured out exactly how much molten chocolate cake I can down before I get sick. That's three, and I'd say they're all big accomplishments. ... Except that middle one.

[ There are a bunch of other things, too, but her attention is already wandering and she yawns to prove it. ]

Does anyone have a Mirror who isn't extremely creepy? Inquiring minds want to know.
sciencelizard: (« [Excited] MEW MEW!!!!!)
[personal profile] sciencelizard
[When the feed starts up, Alphys can be seen in plain view, except instead of her usual labcoat, she's wearing an oversized t-shirt with what looks to be an anime catgirl on it, surrounded by hearts. Those who can read the Japanese text at the bottom can tell it says 'Mew Mew Kissy Cutie'. Alphys looks quite proud of herself and very excited, and addresses the network with a little more confidence than is usually seen from her.]

So, uhm, I w-wanted to let everyone know-- the first meeting of, uhm, Wonderland's a-anime club is gonna be tomorrow! Usually, uh, it'd just be a few hours where we'd w-watch a new show, or talk about our favorite series, but... I thought the f-first one should be special! So we're doing, uhm, a movie marathon! Starting tomorrow at noon, in o-one of the second floor tearooms. There's gonna be signs so everyone knows, uh, w-where to go. All the films will be in the original Japanese with s-subtitles, and they're some of my favorites, and... hopefully they can m-make some people feel better after, uhm, everything that's been h-happening recently.

[She knows it's been rough for a lot of people, herself included. This is, obviously, the fix for that. Obviously.]

There's also gonna be, uh, snacks, and pillows, and you c-can come in your pajamas if you want. Everybody's w-welcome, just as long as you don't, uhm, disrupt a-anything by talking too loudly. The point of this is f-for, uhm, time to relax, and watch some great stuff, so. I hope everyone c-can come!

[Her smile's starting to bleed into something very nervous-looking, so she waves a bit and then abruptly cuts the feed.]

[ooc: log is over here for the club meeting!]
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[The conversation with Carolina settled, he'd gotten back to reviewing the data from the network to familiarize himself with the events, people and anything else he could find about the place. Best to be prepared for whatever and then he could update Carolina on what to expect.

Maybe make up for the bomb he'd already dropped, although he'd found some ...unsettling entries when a familiar face came up so he set to track that down.

Great.

This was going to end well.

And then he finally accessed the network himself.]


First things first.

Call me Church if you feel the need to call me anything.

Secondly?

This place is fucked up, and coming from me? That actually means something.

And considering some of the shit I've read, I should clarify, I only look like a ghost so no attempts at exorcism or whatever the shit you assholes get up to. Won't work. Nothing here can kill me, as far as I know and if something does happen to me?

You're going to be in a world of pain. Just trust me on that.

So yeah, if you see me around, just pretend it's totally normal, or whatever.
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Stanford Pines here. It has been brought to my attention that according to my timeline, I am really missing out on thirty years' worth of Earth's culture and media. I left my dimension in 1982 and returned in 2012.

So. What have I missed? Anyone have any recommendations? I'll even take something from another time period or planet if you think it's good.

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Apr. 26th, 2016 03:54 pm
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 H-Hello everyone... I'm sorry to bother you, but, um... t-this has been a long time coming. I mean, a few weeks, but that's kind of long? Maybe it's been too long... Ahhh, this is hard...

I-I wanted to apologize for my actions earlier this month.  I've been told I d-don't need to be sorry, because it was Wonderland, and it does a-awful things to us... But... I feel... it still came from somewhere deep inside of me. I-I thought about texting this out instead, b-but... I didn't want to back out and d-delete everything... I should o-own up... I'm getting off topic again...

At the beginning of this month, I attacked people who c-came into the clinic. My r-reasoning... I felt so useless... That no one needed me... I-I'm a nurse, the Super High School Level Nurse, it means I'm the best. But... a lot of people here d-don't need doctors or nurses... Death isn't even permanent here. So during those days, I thought... I would make people need me. I would hurt them so I could heal them... Even though the first rule of medicine is d-do no harm...

N-Now I'm scared to be near people, in case W-wonderland does that to me again... I can't even kill myself, in order to repent... I want to be forgiven, but what can I possibly do to earn that? ... I-If there is anything you want me to do, I will do it... I'll l-leave that offer there...

I am sorry... I am really truly sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry...

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Apr. 26th, 2016 02:50 pm
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Hey, Wonderland. Henry Mills here. And I wanted to keep a running tally of all the monsters or villains that you know of from your world that could come here. And then note whether or not they have been here.

I'll need people's help since I've only been here a year and a half, and I'm not sure what was here before me. So, I'll go start:

  • Ice queens (but only evil ones) - One named Ingrid was here but left.
  • Dark One (any form)
  • Ogres
  • Peter Pan - he was here and left a while ago
  • Curses (any type, usually there are a lot of clouds that build up before hand)
  • Poison apples/spindles/pointy things
  • Dragons (but not all of them are bad so you have to be careful)
  • Cruella de Vil
  • Zelena (she's here. Hi, Zelena. Sorry you're on this list.)
  • Flying monkeys (but they're actually people so...I'm not sure what to do about that?)
  • King Arthur
  • Trolls
  • Mermaids (but NOT Ariel.)


  • There's probably more, anyone from home can add to this. But yeah, it just might be good to know what to be aware of?
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    [So Alphys has been in her room the last couple of days, entirely of her own choosing, because she's finally figured out how the closets work. So when the feed comes on, anyone viewing can see Alphys, but in the background can clearly view a television, DVD player, and what looks to be a stack of DVDs. Occasionally, when the camera moves, a stack of light novels can be seen next to her bed. She was serious about replenishing that collection, after all.

    Still, when the feed clicks on, Alphys can be seen smiling, trying to look inviting.]


    S-So, uh, I may have found, uhm, a c-copy of this anime, that, uh, I r-really like, and, I know s-someone mentioned to me, uh, that there m-might be a way to do screenings, uhm, somewhere? And, uh, it's really good, s-so if other people uh, w-wanted to come watch with me... it's, uh, it's called Mew Mew Kissy Cutie and i-it's really good! It's about this, uh, h-human girl with cat ears a-and she can control people w-with magic kisses but she realizes-- wait, no, t-that's spoilers!

    [She's fidgeting and looking like she's trying not to spill all the plot details right this second.]

    A-anyway, uhm, does anyone know if t-there's a place with a projector, or, uhm, a nice tv? I c-can bring the DVD player. And, uh, if anyone has r-recommendations for other, uhm, shows, we can w-watch those too!

    [She grins again before the video ends.]

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    Mar. 7th, 2016 06:06 pm
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    Well howdy, all you beautiful people! Lil' Gideon here, just tryin' to figure out what the gosh darn heck is goin' on! [ his lower lip wibbles a little, and he looks somewhat downtrotten. ] Y'see, I was just mindin' my own business, sleepin'...when all the sudden, I wake up here! Outside! Can you even believe it?!

    But...I can't say I recognize this place at all, no I certainly do not. Any sweet creature want to let me in on where we are?

    [ the innocence is palpable. It's almost over the top. But he does look a little perturbed. ]
    sciencelizard: (« [Nervous] H-Hi!)
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    [The camera turns on upside-down seems to be shaking quite a bit, focusing in on a scaly yellow face heavily biting her lip. It seems to be rapidly moving or otherwise broken until it gets placed on a nearby table and stabilizes, though still… upside down. Thankfully, the device isn’t broken- Alphys’ hands can be seen in-view, shaking. She appears to be outside, but the camera is only showing her torso to her eyes.]

    Uh, h-hello! Is anyone there? U-Uhm, t-this is, this is Dr. Alphys! I don’t, uh, I don’t know where I am. And, if this is s-some sort of joke, I don’t appreciate…

    [She trails off, getting close to the camera again and finally turning it right side up, lifting it off the table and back to a close-up of her face.] I’ve never even s-seen a device like this before… I think it’s broadcasting somewhere? I bet t-thats what that light does. What h-happens when I do—

    [The feed cuts out. She hit the power.]
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    Ugh, there we go...

    [Pacifica's narrows her eyes while she stares at the screen. Calling her expression icy almost seems too mild. She's not having a good day, sorry. And she can't even use her own phone for this? That's so stupid.]

    So, like, I don't know if this is just Gravity Falls type weirdness or something completely different, but honestly? I don't really care. Someone just tell me who I have to blame for all of this and make it quick. Because if I don't get home right now, I'll-- I'll sue them!

    I'll sue everyone here if I have to!

    [She brushes some hair out of her face and crosses her arms, trying to look intimidating. Which is difficult when you're a twelve year old girl, unfortunately for her.]

    Some of us have a curfew, okay? And I so refuse to get in trouble with my parents about this!
    brainmeme: (you can see i been that bitch)
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    [Here's a particularly purple person picking her nose for you, network. Know you were in the market for that kinda thing. If you recognize her, you might notice she's wearing different clothes, which is only notable if you also noticed before that she never changes her clothes. Except that one time there was a wedding.]

    Uhh, hey. Question for anyone who gets this: if, say, someone happened to fall asleep on the beach, get taken in by the tide, and then get washed up somewhere completely different... Just, in the case of that freak, completely hypothetical scenario... [She pulls her finger out and flicks whatever she dug up away from her.] How would she use the phone she woke up with to send pictures of her butt with an SOS attached to the guy with the lion?

    I mean, the lion can teleport. So the guy with the lion can, you know, use the lion to teleport. Obviously.

    I wouldn't care, but there's kind of an emergency with a giant monster in the core of the Earth-- Okay, Pearl keeps telling me it's not actually in the core, but it's deep in there, and I gotta help get rid of it or we're all doomed. Forever. Kersplode. No Earth.

    Don't freak out or nothing, though. It's all good. Just gotta... get back. Hypothetically.

    Man, I wish I didn't have to leave, this place is cool. I think it's even bigger than the temple. And have you seen the closets?

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