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[henrydaniel]

Hey, Wonderland. Henry Mills here. And I wanted to keep a running tally of all the monsters or villains that you know of from your world that could come here. And then note whether or not they have been here.

I'll need people's help since I've only been here a year and a half, and I'm not sure what was here before me. So, I'll go start:

Ice queens (but only evil ones) - One named Ingrid was here but left.

Dark One (any form)

Ogres

Peter Pan - he was here and left a while ago

Curses (any type, usually there are a lot of clouds that build up before hand)

Poison apples/spindles/pointy things

Dragons (but not all of them are bad so you have to be careful)

Cruella de Vil

Zelena (she's here. Hi, Zelena. Sorry you're on this list.)

Flying monkeys (but they're actually people so...I'm not sure what to do about that?)

King Arthur

Trolls

Mermaids (but NOT Ariel.)

There's probably more, anyone from home can add to this. But yeah, it just might be good to know what to be aware of?

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[a_chipped_cup]

Don't forget amnesia.

[henrydaniel]

Yeah, that's definitely a thing that happens to us at home. A lot. But not so much here. I mean except for coming and going, but it's not a monster type thing.

Still, that definitely happens too much in Storybrooke.

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[fulllifeconsequences]

Why, I wonder, would you decide to put "monsters" and "villains" into the same breath? Is there any reason you need to keep an inventory of monsters around here at all?

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[henrydaniel]

Because monsters in my world are called villains, sometimes. It's interchangeable? Not in every case though.

Also, I thought maybe if we did, and then broke it down into worlds, we'd know right away if Wonderland changed, what to expect. I dunno, maybe it's a dumb idea, but after the last...thing, maybe it could have helped? But maybe not. I figured it was better than doing nothing.

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[bruvva]

His name's Valentine. He's a huge bastard.

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[henrydaniel]

[Frown face.]

Magic person or regular person?

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[circlejerked]

Just looking at this makes me worry for our chances. If it's a list of creepy crawlies we're making, though, I can add to the list with a few Thedas classics.

- Darkspawn
- Dragons (territorial and hungry, not nice at all)
- Big poisonous spiders
- Demons
- Archdemons (but let's not jinx ourselves)
- Giants
- Templars

But now I'm dying to know--what's the story with the flying monkey people?

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[henrydaniel]

We have giants too, but luckily ours are friendly. Well, the one left in existence, anyway.

And Zelena, the person actually here on the list? She...turns people into flying monkeys. Like, literal monkeys with wings. I have no idea why that's the animal she went with, but. Once she does, she can control them and make them attack. She turned my dad into one.

[And that sucked.]

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[punful]

i mean. i could list literally everyone i know back home. but it'd be a pretty long list.

[Hoo boy.]

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[henrydaniel]

Man, okay. So we'll just go with...what's the name of your world? If it's that bad, Wonderland will probably for sure use your memories to screw with us.

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[fatherlesskind]

Your list needs some work. I mean, 'pointy things'? That's a little vague don't you think? I've got lots of 'pointy things' but I wouldn't call any of them monsters. Or villains.

And I've never met a nice dragon. Ever. So I don't think you should be telling people to try and.... befriend them. That's a very bad idea.

[And he could go on. And on. And on. But. Henry gets the point.]

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[henrydaniel]

I put 'poison' in front of it. I didn't mean every single 'pointy thing' in existence. Just the poisoned ones. In fairy tales, that's a thing. You should look up 'Sleeping Beauty' some time.

Also, you can tell when a dragon is nice or not because usually they don't start with trying to burn anything down. Also they're people. Not just animals. Where I'm from, Maleficent and her daughter are human people that transform into dragons with magic.

It'd suck if someone killed them because they were just afraid.

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[powerofmabel]

MERMAIDS ARE BAD????

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[henrydaniel]

[Oh no.]

Not all of them! The mermaids in Neverland tried to drown my family, but we met a good one too! Plus, a sea witch who...used to be a mermaid. She ended up being okay, I guess. I'm just talking about specific people-drowning mermaids!

They sing to lure people on ships into rocks.

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[wickedwest]

Why apologize? I certainly belong on a list like that. If anything, I'm slightly offended that I'm listed after something as specific as pointy things.

[...in fact, you could almost say Zelena's missing the point here.]

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[henrydaniel]

I just....didn't want you to get mad at me for including you at all?

[And do something like choke him again. Or whatever.]

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[rosswood]

anything that shows up without a face
run
just run

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[henrydaniel]

that sounds really terrifying just from the description. The general note here will be 'run' but what does a faceless thing do?

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[accelero]

Cruella de Vil is an actual person?

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[henrydaniel]

yeeeep. At least in my world, and she's less about killing animals and more about trying to kill actual people. But she can control animals with magic to make them do what she wants.

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[alayne]

I hope you are not intending to try and fight all of those, Henry.

[ she smiles a little ]

I thank you for not including direwolves in your list. Some fear Lyanne but she will never hurt anyone.

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[henrydaniel]

[He smiles into the video.] Of course not. I just want to start figuring out what's from who's world here and that way we have something to consult if we wake up again and the mansion's being taken over.

[Maybe it was a bad idea, and maybe he should have put more thought into it, but his intentions were good.]

What? I love Lyanne, she's an awesome animal. I kind of wish I had a direwolf. [He pauses and looks over at Lucky and adds:] Not that I don't love my dog.

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[mviw]

Hello! I hate to both you, but mermaids and monsters aren't always bad either. I've made friends out of quite a few weird things in my lifetime.

[A brief pause.]

Add someone named "Bill Cipher" to the list. He's a dream demon shaped like an isosceles triangle with one eye.

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[henrydaniel]

I think I should have used better words to talk about this with people. I accidentally offended more than one person, but I get it now.

[Words can hurt people, Henry. But then he blinks a little.]

That triangle thing was here for a little while. I didn't realize he was a...demon?

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[krmvgivv]

I knew merfolk couldn't be trusted.

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[henrydaniel]

I feel like there's a story, here.

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[deathlessness]

[What an interesting list.]

King Arthur? As in the Knights of the Round Table?

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[henrydaniel]

[He's 100% regretting this list.]

Yeah, except I should have waited, probably to add him. I know he really hates my family and is probably trying to kill Merlin, but....I don't know why yet. Wonderland brought me back here too soon.

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[was_a_hunter]

Demons. If you see them...just run.

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[henrydaniel]

Is that kind of like a...if you see a demon, you'll know it, type deal?

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[intelligently]

Not all monster's are bad.

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[henrydaniel]

Definitely starting to realize that. If I offended you somehow, I'm really sorry.

[He's apologizing a lot. He really didn't mean to do anything wrong.]

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[ateherdirt]

Why would monkeys fly? And what sorts of curses? Dark One seems to be a really vague term. Have you considered providing context? Seems more useful than a list.

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[henrydaniel]

Yeah, this was a bad idea I'm realizing? I came at it from my own point of view which was...dumb.

But anyway, monkeys definitely shouldn't fly. I have no idea why that's the animal hybrid anyone would pick to turn into. Curses could be anything from one to turn you into a version of yourself you're not, or making you sleep for a hundred years, or just taking away your memories. Usually you can tell when one's about to hit because there are a lot of really dark clouds that seem like they're going to swallow the town.

And Dark One...is well, in my world it's a darkness that's the oldest evil to exist. [He thinks he's getting this right, and he takes a deep breath.] It uses people as hosts to basically do...terrible things.

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[righthemisphere]

Not to ominous but here's hopping they never come, but if things follow us from our dimensions we're in for a world of hurt if anything's followed me.

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[henrydaniel]

It's not so much thing following you as...this place runs on memories. So technically anything you've ever encountered could show up here, any time.

[araneidal]

Interdimensional demons and various supernatural creatures from mythology are what we have to worry about.

[ And Skrulls, but they're not monsters, just annoying conquering aliens. ]

[henrydaniel]

What kind of mythology do you mean?

[He's ready to write and take down notes.]

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[onetruemorty]

oh boy i can probably think of some. um i know there definitely was this whole deal with a sentient cloud of gas from another dimension?? it was

it was pretty set on killing every carbonbased life form in the universe

i never figured flying monkeys were people though. like whats that about?

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[henrydaniel]

Woah, what? I’ve definitely never heard of clouds that want to destroy….everything? I mean, tornados don’t count, right?

[No, Henry.]

Uh, well, the wicked witch just uses magic to turn people into them. No idea why she picked monkeys.

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[doods]

Dude, I was totally gonna say "dragons" even though they're not in Gravity Falls. I'd say you're a mind-reader, but it's probably more like a different-worlds cultural thing.

Everyone already knows zombies are crazy bonkers dangerous... I'm opening with the Summerween Trickster. Even though that guy's pretty easy to take care of.

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[henrydaniel]

It’s pretty cool that we got to see some stuff when Wonderland was Gravity Falls, but...what’s the Summerween Trickster? It doesn’t sound that bad?

[Henry, you know nothing.]

[mypartnerintime]

Photographers.

[Believe her Henry, photographers will kill you.]

[henrydaniel]

Wait, what?

[He has no idea if she’s being serious.]

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[sheriffing]

As far as the monkey thing goes, it depends on the monkey.

[Like the one Emma would prefer they never speak of.]

Are we talking Neverland mermaids?

always accepting late tags <3

[henrydaniel]

Dad got turned into one. So yeah, I definitely wouldn't want someone to just flambe flying monkeys.

[That was a day.]

Yep. Not the Ariel kind. Or the Ursula and her dad kind, I guess. Since they didn't seem like they'd be killing anymore people, from what I heard.