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[liloldme]

Well howdy, all you beautiful people! Lil' Gideon here, just tryin' to figure out what the gosh darn heck is goin' on! [ his lower lip wibbles a little, and he looks somewhat downtrotten. ] Y'see, I was just mindin' my own business, sleepin'...when all the sudden, I wake up here! Outside! Can you even believe it?!

But...I can't say I recognize this place at all, no I certainly do not. Any sweet creature want to let me in on where we are?

[ the innocence is palpable. It's almost over the top. But he does look a little perturbed. ]

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[krmvgivv]

[NOPE NOPE NOPE Of all the people who had to show up from home why did it have to be him? Dipper would have preferred Robbie. Really he'd prefer anyone. ....except Bill.]

Gideon.

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[liloldme]

[ Dipper Pines. Mortal enemy number one. He hears that voice, as obnoxious, as aggravating, as annoying as ever... ]

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[liloldme]

Dipper Pines. How quaint to see you here, friend.

[ his eye twitches, but he smiles. nothing quaint about this. he hates you very, very much. ]

[uncaging]

This place is apparently Wonderland, as in Alice's Adventures there. Although it's not quite how I remember the book being.

[liloldme]

Oh! Oh, I see! [ he looks around and nods affirmingly. ] Why, that sounds delightful! But, uh, you wouldn't...happen to know what we're doin' here, would you, friend?

[ he's a little too confused to pop out his adorable faces quite yet. ]

[needlebearer]

They kidnapped you here while you were asleep? [Rude.] That's a new low.

[liloldme]

I thought so. [ he looks super, super distraught, when in his mind, he's setting the building on fire. He sighs a little. ]

You said... kidnapped?? Is that what happened?? Someone...kidnapped lil' old me?! [ someone is going to be stabbed. he looks only a little angry at the fact. when he says his last line, his eye twitches just a little bit...stay cool, Gideon. ]

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[wriggedywrecked]

What the f-fuck is going on with your hair. Is, is it sentient? Are you okay? Is it a parasite? I ca-can kill it for you. Dear god it's hideous. Are you like a tiny pallid D-Donald Trump?

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[liloldme]

[ he glowers at this dude, man. glowering. ]

You got somethin' to say about my hair, old man? Well, I believe you best take care of your own face-bug first! [ he's referring to your unibrow. he makes a motion across his forehead to make sure that you feel the full impact of his major burn. ]

[ also who is this, this 'donald trump' character, he sounds legendary. ]

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[goodwoofjames]

I hope you've found the mansion by now. If not, I can come and find you. This place is, er. Smaller than it seems.

[Much smaller.]

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[liloldme]

Oh! I have, but I'm much obliged for your hospitality. [ cuteness. It blazes through the video like a knife. ] I go by Gideon! My friends call me Lil' Gideon! [ or at least they would if i had any ]

You live around these parts, stranger? Mind tellin' me how I got here? [ he is kind of wanting to hear 'a read it in a red journal with a golden hand on it', but at the same time, he didn't wake up with his copy, so...refinding the journals could be a huge pain in his side. sigh. ]

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[rosswood]

wow
what the gosh darn heckle freckle is that accent sir

[And this is coming from a fellow southerner, even.]

angry text for days

[liloldme]

maybe you should mind your own business, friend
also what in the heck is a 'heckle freckle'

[ THREATENING TEXT IS SLIGHTLY THREATENING. MY HAIR GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH ]

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[naughty_nurse]

[Meet one of the people who falls for the innocent routine, hook line and sinker.]

Th-this is Wonderland! It's... it's a long story, but, um, I'm sorry, you might be here for a while.

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[liloldme]

[ it's okay, Mikan, he can be really convincing! :c ]

Wonderland? You mean like...Alice in Wonderland? Dang, if that's not the most inconvenient...

[ he looks a little downtrodden. mainly because he doesn't know how he's going to get revenge on dipper from here man. what a problem.. ]

[powerofmabel]

Ugh. Gideon. Of course if Wonderland starts picking off all of Gravity Falls, it brings you instead of, I dunno... Wendy. Or Candy. Or Grenda.

Or Toby.

[SHE WOULD RATHER HAVE TOBY.]

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[liloldme]

[ BE STILL MY HEART ]

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[liloldme]

Mabel! My sugar muffin! Gosh, what're you doin' here? [ he's so excited to see you. just...so excited. ]

[charlastan]

[No. No.]

Nobody ordered a pint-sized psychopath, Gideon. Go home. Or at least go to some corner of Wonderland where none of us have to deal with you.

[If that's the best he can hope for (since no one can just "go home") then Stan'll take it.]

[liloldme]

Why, Standford Pines. What a delight.

[ it's not a delight at all. but stomping on your hopes and dreams and potentially ruining your business is always nice. ]

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[nobell]

Oh. It's you.

[That one creepy kid that went nuts and got sent to jail. She might not know him personally, but she remembers that part alright.]

Ha, wow, Wonderland really doesn't have high standards.

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[liloldme]

Oh, well!

If it isn't...you. Lord above, it must be my lucky day.

[ he knows of you. And that you are spoiled. his intelligence network is limited his enthusiasm is somewhat...forced. ]

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[doods]

[ Oh no... it's him.

Sup, Gideon, how's it hanging. ]

Man. We're gettin' some pretty big Gravity Falls turnout lately.

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[liloldme]

[ o sup bro, u no jus' hangin'-- ]

You! You're the giant who works at the novelty shack! [ he groans a little. great. this answers nothing and spurns a million questions more. ]

...what're you doin' here, friend? [ not necessarily trying to sound ultra friendly, but...he doesn't have your name, and the word 'friend' is pretty...empty for him. haha... ]

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[henrydaniel]

[Well. This is kind of a lot.]

That sucks, waking up outside. But at least it's not a long walk to the mansion.

Are you okay? Other than being confused, I guess.

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[liloldme]

I reckon I'll be right as rain once I figure out where the heck I am... [ he sighs awkwardly, then squints into the camera...then smiles. ]

But gosh, where're my manners? The name is Gideon Gleeful. [ he would shake your hand if you were closer, but...alas. worst day ever. ]

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[backpacking]

[ squint ]

Why're you talking like that?

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[liloldme]

Why'm I talkin' like what, exactly?

[ rude ]