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[liloldme]

Well howdy, all you beautiful people! Lil' Gideon here, just tryin' to figure out what the gosh darn heck is goin' on! [ his lower lip wibbles a little, and he looks somewhat downtrotten. ] Y'see, I was just mindin' my own business, sleepin'...when all the sudden, I wake up here! Outside! Can you even believe it?!

But...I can't say I recognize this place at all, no I certainly do not. Any sweet creature want to let me in on where we are?

[ the innocence is palpable. It's almost over the top. But he does look a little perturbed. ]

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[video]

[wriggedywrecked]

It's controlling your every action, isn't it? Listen, I have a spray that sh-should kill it, I've seen these kinds of hair parasites before, it's like, it's like getting rid of lice except with, with m-more mercury.

[video]

[liloldme]

Y-you stay away from me, old man! And don't even joke about messin' up my perfect do!! [ HISSSSSSS. He looks pretty dang uncomfortable. And nervous-- isn't mercury pretty bad for you? he thinks it is. ]

[video]

[wriggedywrecked]

See, see clearly you're like, way under its influence if you think that's good hair.

[audio]

[liloldme]

Why I never-- [ he angrily presses buttons until the screen turns off. not the audio, though.. ]

What a crazy old buffoon-- if he thinks I'm gonna stick around for that nonsense...




[ not that brushing hair has a noise, but he is definitely smoothing his hair now you have upset the head parasite ]

[audio]

[wriggedywrecked]

I can still hear you. How's the hair parasite?

[audio]

[liloldme]

I would deeply, deeply appreciate it, friend, if you'd just LEAVE ME BE! [ his voice squeaks in his rage. you can hear something being thrown. He grunts angrily. that's right. be afraid, rick, gideon just threw a thing ]

[audio]

[wriggedywrecked]

I would but you literally still have the audio going holy shit, do you need my help finding the off switch?