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[The camera is a weird mix of red and black and blurry until the guy holding it pulls it away from his face. That... only helps so much since he's wearing a red and black mask and a red costume. Still, despite the complete lack of facial features besides his eyes, it's pretty clear he's smiling. Or maybe that's just in the little wave he gives.]

Wonderland, huh? If I'd known I would have worn a little blue dress. Where can I get whatever that caterpillar smokes, am I right? Huh, huh?

[He moves his shoulders like he's nudging someone. There is no one there to nudge.]

But seriously, hi, name's Deadpool. Some of you might know me, but most of you proooobably don't. Crossovers are super expensive and involve way too many lawyers. I get it. But lucky for you, this is probably fair use!

[He puts a hand to his chest and gives a little bow, then puts his hands behind his head, leaning back.]

So! Who's a guy got to kill to get a chimichanga around here?



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[It's right around 3 am when this post goes up, when all responsible people (especially 13 year old people) should be asleep.]

Why are people always telling us not to look at the sun? What is it hiding? I think there may be a conspiracy there. Someone's going on with the sun.

Why do we say "follow your dreams" when dreams are either stupid or terrifying like I know we also use it to mean things you want in the future or whatever but that's not how dreams work I mean really

Has anyone ever sneezed and kept their eyes open? Cause I've tried and it never happens. I wonder if that's to keep them from falling out.

What if we're ALL fictional? What if the reason there's no rhyme or reason to Wonderland is that we only vanish when it's convenient to the plot? What if it's even worse and we're an MMORPG and some of us are NPCs and that's why there are so many people who know each other and how would you know if you were a PC or an NPC and that's why we have so many lives oh my god Wonderland is a video game.

Who the heck named pineapples they're not pine-related or apple-related.


[................go to bed, Dipper.]

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[ Steve's given it a few days.

There hadn't been any real reason for it. The moment that the door between his room and Bucky's had disappeared once more, he'd known it in his gut. Finding the room completely vacant had only made it concrete. He could have announced it right then and there, but he'd needed some time to compose himself, and...

Maybe a tiny part of him had hoped to be wrong, even though he knew Wonderland's pattern all too well at this point.

He doesn't have it in him to show a strong face right now, so it's only his voice that he broadcasts to the network. That, at least, he should be able to keep steady. ]


To anyone who knew Bucky Barnes — some of you may have known him as James — he's left the mansion. All of his belongings are gone, including his phone.

[ Steve has to do this, as painful as it might be. Bucky had made real friends here, he'd gotten close to other people, and they all deserve to know what happened. Everything that Steve and Bucky had grown here, it's gone now, but for a while it can live on in the memories of each person who'd considered Bucky a friend. Except that bit by bit, those people will disappear too. Steve knows how this goes by now. ]

I'm sorry you had to find out this way. [ But most people probably haven't noticed Bucky's absence yet. He hadn't been one for routine, and he hadn't let people into his room when he wasn't there. ] He would have at least wanted the chance to say goodbye. [ But now he's gone, and all of that recovery, all of those new memories, are gone with him.

Steve can tell that he's spiraling, negative thoughts feeding on each other, and so it's better to cut this off before he slips. ]
That's all. [ And with that, the recording ends.

Rather than in his room, Steve is currently at the bar, figuring that most people wouldn't think to look for him there. But it's tempting to try and get his hands on some Asgardian mead. Just like the last time he lost Bucky, he has to struggle with the fact that he can't get drunk so easily. ]

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Dec. 23rd, 2015 10:15 pm
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[The video shows a disheveled looking Gamora who appears to have been in some sort of fight. There are scratches all over her face and her arms, wherever skin is visible. Her blood is dark green, by the way, if you were wondering. She looks into the camera, not caring how she appears to issue the warning.]

A strange creature entered my room last night and assaulted me! He kept hitting me with a sharp branch, but I managed to fend him off and escape.

If you see him, take care. Call for help immediately. He's large, with black fur, horns, and a long, disgusting tongue. He also carries a sack.

[The sound of chains rattling is then heard and Gamora turns to look. She might be in for round 2 very soon.]

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Dec. 11th, 2015 05:10 pm
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[ It takes him a little while to have enough patience to deal with how slow the phone is to actually power on and start working. Seriously, he could have lapped the entire mansion by now.

Pietro looks pressed when the video starts, and it's only due to seeing a very familiar name on a door with no answer when he knocked. ]


My sisters name is on a door near mine. [ Which- He sounds less than enthused about. It's entirely because if this is the afterlife, he wonders if he's just supposed to wait for her to move in; he hopes not. ] If you know Wanda Maximoff, I want to be told where to find her.

[ Essentially nothing else actually matters to him right now; he could ask for more specifics on this place, on how he's back, but it doesn't feel as significant as this. ]
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[It's your friendly neighborhood alcoholic back again, and this time he's not threatening to burn the entire place to the ground with no remorse.

So that's nice.]


I got a quick poll for everyone here:

One, who actually can play poker around here? Real poker, okay, not any pansy low stakes crap. That, or pool. I'll take anything. [ Ahem.] Two: Is there anyone around here over 50? I mean, jesus christ.

[Not including Stan Pines and two people he already knew goddamn personally. It's ridiculous. It's like the only grey hair he's seen in months is in his own damn beard.]

Surrounded by goddamn children.
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-does this do? What about this? Helllooo?

[The video feed begins with a close-up of a gauntleted thumb and then twists nauseatingly around until there's a giant eyeball... that gradually diminishes in size as its owner pulls back from the device. Once it's farther away it reveals a large man in heavy armour with a sword at his hip and a shield on his back, looking rather put out. Alistair frowns down at the thing for a moment then shrugs and begins to speak.]

I heard I can use this thing to talk to people. People far away. I don't know if I believe it, I've never heard of magic like that. But this way it doesn't look like I'm crazy and talking to myself. Maybe.

I don't talk to myself normally of course. That would be crazy. But I do talk to myself - and little... boxes - when I get lost and wind up in a strange place I've never seen before. Especially when I'm supposed to be somewhere else doing something important. Then I might talk to myself.

[But only because he hasn't found anyone else to talk to yet and he's still trying to figure out what's going on. He isn't buying anything he's heard so far so he's reduced to thinking out loud at a little box.]

Well, I think I know what's going on here. This is the Fade, is it? I'm stuck in the Fade again.

What do you think box? Am I right? [His voice turns high pitched and squeaky and the video judders about as the device is waggled back and forth.] 'I think you are Alistair, you handsome fiend you, you must be in the Fade! Now we just have to go find the eeevil demon that trapped us here and make it let you go!'

[And back to a normal voice, the video steadying again.] I'm glad you agree and I am looking rather handsome today, aren't I? Now, let's go find that demon!

[And, companion... box in hand - and still broadcasting - he strides boldly off in search of something that looks like a demon, keeping up a running commentary until someone decides to interrupt him.]
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Did you know that basic Christianity teaches that human beings are the only ones with immortal souls? Nothing else has 'em. I mean - So, in Abrahamic religion, no animals or anything else has a soul. That's pretty arrogant. Thomas Aquanis later argued that everything has a soul, just agreed that we've [ sorry, "you've" ] got the only ones worth bumping up or down after death.

[ Hmm, hmm. He glances down at a series of papers, not at all uncommon for Sam's room, and then knocks them aside with a disappointed scoff. ]

But then you get into ancient Greeks and Romans with the psyche and the different parts of what Plato considered to be the soul. Aristotle was the first one who said that the actual, physical body was different than a soul; that guy was right, by the way, in case anyone's keeping score.

[ ... ]

Except, he thought the soul made you into... what you're ultimately meant to be. That part... not so much.

[ Sam chuckles, shaking his head. Usually, he'd go on detailing whatever miniutae of facts he has in front of him, but today, he just eyes the camera and shuts it off with a somehow amused roll of of his eyes. ]

( ooc; replies will be coming from [personal profile] samocchio! )
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[ VIDEO with the Real Bruce Banner ]

[ When Bruce turns on the video, he's still out of breath, his jaw dotted with sweat and dirt and he looks almost haunted. ]

I know there's a lot going on, what with the tiny radioactive lizards running around, but you might also want to be on the lookout for a big green guy. He's pretty angry and he's out for blood.

[ And this is the first time that Bruce has really gotten to see him in person. It's a little terrifying, if he's honest. ]

Don't approach him unless you know what you're doing. He's dangerous.

[ Mirror copy or not, the Hulk is a monster that Bruce created and he's responsible for it. ]


[ ACTION with Mirror!Banner ]

[ It's Banner's second time seeing this side of Wonderland, but this time he's got fewer goals. This is more about self-preservation than any sort of agenda. At least that's how it had started out, but once he'd caught sight of his more pathetic self, he'd let the rage carry him just as he always does.

There are so many disgusting things here; a Banner that denies his own power, Avengers that could use a good smashing and, really, anything that tries to get in his way as he stomps around the grounds.

He stays outside, preferring it to the mansion and its endless colorful rooms. It's more fun to tear up trees, anyway, and there aren't mirrors everywhere.
]


[ OOC: Let me know who you're responding to. Mirror!Banner's journal is [personal profile] hugeproblem. ]
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[Yes, hello network! Fellow captives of Wonderland, a very intent face is greeting you a little closer than what one would call normal, but not so close that his face doesn't fit in the screen. He seems to be staring very, very sceptically at the camera, as if he isn't aware he's being filmed. Except, he's very aware he's being filmed.

More than aware, this is deliberate. And that much is obvious when he suddenly just smirks almost knowingly. The face pulls back, he lifts a single eyebrow then lets it fall back down again in a quick gesture, waves a the screen, and ends the feed without saying a word. The message would get across to anyone who knew his face, and the message was a simple one: Roll Call!

He's also fishing for attention from anyone curious enough to respond. He's confident in his ability to draw attention to himself without saying a single word.]


Private to Steve Rogers )

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Oct. 18th, 2015 03:50 pm
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I've been here longer than I anticipated, and already some strange things have happened. When the chance arises, I will kill the one who keeps us here, the one who calls herself Queen.

[And if she doesn't like hearing that, Gamora is more than happy to address her with the tip of her blade.]

Until that time comes, I intend to remain in top condition through practice, so if anyone would like to spar, you can ask me.

But don't waste my time if you're a novice. I prefer a reasonable challenge. Just be aware that my people are stronger and more agile than the typical Terran... Earthling, so if you do wish to fight, don't complain if you get hurt.

[And speaking of fighting...]

Let me know what the best place for fighting would be.
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[ Sam Winchester seems distracted. More than that, he seems like something is on his mind in the way that a distant buzzing sound is on your mind, or a crying baby on the subway, or a tiny, pulsing headache that you can't shake. When he speaks, his brow twitches and his voice is... careful. A little too even-toned. ]

Okay, so last time I was on here, I brought up how to ward off demons. But that stuff is for when there's... I don't know, a local murderer, or a crazy event, and you're in danger. I guess I didn't make it totally clear that you shouldn't be looking for demons. Don't call them up or summon them. I won't go into all the details, but the ones we know are from literal Hell and that's where you'll go after you're done dealing with them. Trust me, it's not Club Med.

So, uh, one more time for the people in the back; don't make deals with demons. Christ, I thought that'd be obvious, but it seems like it happens a lot around here. Whatever they promise you, they're not your fairy godmother, and you pay back with your soul in the end.

[ mumble mumble ]

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Sep. 3rd, 2015 11:20 am
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[Don’t adjust your tint. The woman is green, not your screen. Gamora, a very unique looking woman unless one’s used to seeing someone with her particular shade of skin, looks into the video feed uncertainly but also with a note of defiance. She will not be intimidated by this… peculiar prison so easily. Sure, it may appear to be a comfortable mansion, but a place she is brought against her will is a prison no matter what it looks like.]

My name is Gamora. It looks like we are all prisoners here. I have no quarrel with you, but should you cross me, I will not hesitate to deal with you in ways you won’t enjoy. Let’s make that clear from the start.

[She is a captive, right? And she doesn’t know if the people here are hostile or not. She’s not about to let this turn into her last prison visit.]

This is not the first time I’ve been in a prison, though this one doesn’t look like the typical style I’m used to seeing. It’s far too… well, it doesn’t matter if it’s reasonably comfortable or not.

[The less sense it all makes the more irritated she gets.]

Who is in charge here? I demand to know why I've been brought here and where my crew is.

[Whoever is in charge is probably going to get punched or worse.]

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