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Huh. I'm not... honestly sure what to make of this. ((Anyone outside might have seen Jake walking along, before he looked happy, now he just looks confused.))

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Alright everyone ive a little inquiry for you.
So lets say someone died. Yes that is kind of tragic but lets say you absolutely undeniably detested them probably more so than you can really put into words.
But you wouldnt wish them dead. Or at least i wouldnt wish them dead thatd be ungentlemanly!!! Maybe i would the confabbed bastard after all the horseshit he pulled.
I should be glad!!! Or it seems like the inappropriately appropriate response.
Oh nuts im getting off topic. Im not even entirely sure what im trying to ask here.

Perhaps i just need a little insight on how to properly hate a fellow. Yes! Thats exactly what i want or at least i think that is.



By the by jane i think theres something of dire importance that we need to cover in the most asap of manners possible.
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[Steve had been laying low since his arrival, which he knew was not the necessarily smartest thing. He should be out and finding information, but it had just been too much culture shock in a row.

Now, though? Now that he could look out the window and see how this Wonderland was turning bleak, and grim? Now he needed to step up and do his job.

He turns on the video feed, looking like he means business.]


Hello. This is Captain Steve Rogers, and I'm sorry for my absence. I'm back now, and ready to assist anyone in need. Things seem to be getting a bit grim.

Though I'm not quite sure what's going on, and if anyone can fill me in I would really appreciate it.

[And with that, the feed ends. Steve is going to start patrolling the floors, starting with the tenth. He'll be easy pretty to spot, as his shield is nothing if not noticeable.]
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[That morning, Amaterasu's comm's camera is pointed at a window. Well, technically, it's up against the glass to give the residents a very clear look at what lays outside it.

Purple fog with red glints in it covers sizable portions of the grounds of the mansion. Whatever this stuff is, it doesn't look good. What's barely seen of the fountain is some sort of purple sludge instead of water.

Ammy growls lowly in her throat beside the comm, and then shifts it to train on her face. She looks grim.]


This is a curse. Something from my home world of Nippon. It's a plague caused by demons, though I have neither seen nor scented them so far in Wonderland.

The curse saps those with supernatural powers of their strength. If a mortal should so much as touch the fog or water, they will be turned to stone. An immortal touching the fog will start to grow weaker as it feeds off of their life force. Please, be extremely careful if you decide to venture out.

If you have questions about this, I will answer as best I can.
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D --> Greetings fellow trolls and inferior sentient beings
D --> Unless I am grossly mistaken this is my second public missive
D --> My name is Equius Zahhak
D --> I am a noble blueblood of the planet Alternia
D --> I apologize for any potential prior impropriety on my part
D --> Until recently I was de100ded as to the reality of the situation
D --> I have since come to a%cept the una%ceptable
D --> I have been taken captive by this
D --> Wonderland
D --> As such I have made it my goal to seek out allies
D --> Are there any amongst you who would consider themselves nobility
D --> I believe we have much in common

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Aug. 9th, 2012 12:28 pm
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[This is...technically half-assesly filtered to Jade and Jake, like he doesn't care but felt like he should make a cursorily effort at making Jake's humiliation not-public.]

Jade. You there?
I thought I should let you know that despite what your paradox grandson-slash-grandfather might claim,
He asked for his daily asskicking.
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[The feed flicks on, though this is obviously accidental given the big flash of orange obscuring the screen at first. Once the rustling of furr and fuzz abates, a gruff voice can be heard just above the camera’s lens.]

I don’t know how these thingamawhatsits work and frankly, I could do without them. This much plastic is just askin’ for trouble. There’s so many buttons...

[The Lorax finally appears, his arms outstretched to peer down at the comm device.]


Is this one of those cellopic phones? Maybe I can call one of the Swomee-Swans for a ride. Or the Bar-ba-loots could-- oh, what am I thinking! They don’t have phones...

[The Lorax just starts grumbling and the feed cuts out.]

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Aug. 4th, 2012 11:15 pm
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[...and that was when you were assaulted (with 'assaulted' being broad in definition, myriad variations including being hit by, stalked by, turned around and seeing them waiting, I'd say attacked by but nobody comes to mind as a good target) by a smuppet. It was as if a really quick and deft puppeteer was really damn bored.]
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Jake, why on earth do you have a goat?

OH WELL! I wanted to see if the closet thing worked and a goat was the first thing that came to mind!!

I... see. You do know he's eating the comforter, right?

Psshhaaww, he's probably just hungry! Mini-me has it all taken care of, rest assured. Anyhoo, check this out!

[ Jane sets her baby down next to baby!Jake, and walks off screen to see just what all the fuss was about.

This leaves, of course, the babies, who are doing their baby thing---which happens to include Jake, bless his soul, climbing on top of the goat. The goat, who of course was an evil, baby-snatching goat, on par with any adventure movie villain...picks up baby Jane by the back of her shirt and starts trotting off with the two of them, disappearing off into the hall somewhere.

The actual Jake and Jane are occupied for a few minutes, until Jane turns to check on the babies...to find that the babies are no longer there. SHIT!!! ]


Jake! Oh my goodness, the babies are gone!

Gone, you say--Aw, horse shit!!!!

[ The feed shuts off as Jane hurriedly grabs her device, and the two of them go off to try and find the two missing children--Only they cant, and oh shit what are they going to do!? ]

Ah...has anyone, by chance, seen two babies and a goat running about? We can't seem to find them anywhere!

[ ooc: We don't have anyone lined up to find the goat, so if you'd like to just get in touch with us! Oh, and feel free to run into the two of them while they're out and about, trying to find the babies. ]
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Hello?
Oh drat hold on while i fix this eye sore.
Here we are. A much more suitable color for my fancy i should say.
So on with the questions. I see this isnt exactly where i left off and i feel like there must be some sort of reason i was dragged so far from my home.
Would anyone care to give a new fella like myself the whole rundown of things?
Once ive figured out that much id be more than happy to save your princess or do away with your villains! I cant very well start my adventure until im educated in the ways of your people either.
Just give me my quest and im your man!



((And for the action, he's currently meandering around the gardens, carrying around his skulltop and checking things out.))

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