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Excuse me! Excuse me, everyone! This is very important and I need everyone's attention!

[Alice waves both of her hands, as though she's trying to attract a crowd on a street instead of record a message. For those who've just returned, her eyes have been restored.]

Has anyone else received one of these? This is what was in my calendar today and, hold on--

[She fumbles a bit, but she grabs a jar with a glowing, swirling light inside and holds it up so it can be seen easily.]

These jars, I haven't seen many of them before. If you open one up, it's got-- there's a memory in there! I wanted to make sure everyone knew, because I know I'm not the only one missing things. I can't believe Wonderland would just give them away like this!

[There is absolutely no way to contain her excitement whatsoever. She knows exactly the value of what she's received, and her message quickly turns from helpful information to absolute giddiness.]

I wonder what's in here? Maybe I've got parents! Or another cat! Maybe I grew up on an island, or a tall mountain! What if my name isn't Alice? What if I've got a memory of being a Henrietta, or an Eloise?

[Even so, she hesitates. She doesn't know what's in this jar, what she's going to get back. Is it a good thing? What if it's something terrible?

Still, she has to know. So, in front of the entire network, she opens her memory jar. A bright light is captured by the camera, blinding the scene for a moment. Something shatters, presumably the glass jar hitting the floor.

And then it dims, slowly, slowly, and Alice is there again. Crying, with her hands covering her mouth from the shock.

At that moment, the camera abruptly flickers off.
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[A camera flickers on in an old, dusty, blue room. It looks undisturbed, but not for long.

Alice, instead of using her ability to appear suddenly in places, has decided to climb back to Real Side while the glass is still missing from the mirrors for some reason. They're placed a little higher up than is comfortable for her, so once her weight is more on Real Side she goes tumbling down and bounces off the dresser and onto the floor.
]

Ow...

[She rubs her side, but then she gets up quickly and addresses the camera.]

I heard--! I just heard about the Queens, and the Jabberwocky, and--! And are we not going to have Queens anymore? Who's going to rule Wonderland? I certainly don't trust Wonderland to do it, and I don't want to.

[She gasps.]

Oh no. What if it wants me to? I really, really don't want to be Queen again.

[She cups her hands around her mouth and shouts at the ceiling.]

WONDERLAND? WONDERLAND, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME...I don't want to be Queen of any Side! I resign preemptively! A-And I resign as Royal Adviser as well! I don't want any part of this ridiculous monarchy any more! I...

[Alice loses steam with that declaration and sighs. This time, she addresses the camera. She looks a little tired, but she smiles.]

...I think I'm just going to stay here again, if that's alright with all of you? The Mirrors don't care for me very much now anyway and I really, really just want to be Alice and no one else. With the Queen of Hearts truly gone, it might really be safe now.

[A pause, and then sheepishly she says:] ...I'm back. For good this time.
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[Alice looks thoughtful when she first appears on screen. Even though she's given this a lot of consideration, she's still not sure exactly what she wants to say. After a moment of last-second stalling though, she sighs.]

...I'm very sorry, everyone. I keep trying to think of what this next event could be, but I think I may have stretched myself too thin this time. I don't usually get evently thoughts twice in a row this way, so perhaps that's why? I feel like it's...less, than it was. There isn't much muchness to it at all, I'm afraid.

[She holds her fingers to her temples, as though that might help somehow or make it clearer to see, but it doesn't seem to do anything. The whole thing is terribly frustrating.]

This time it's rarely anything, just a thought that's stuck in my head like a catchy song. It's enough for me to know that it's from something coming our way, but it's such a passing thought that it's not anything helpful or useful or even coherent as something we would be going through! It's so little that it could be nice or Wonderland could twist everyone's hopes around in knots.

[It does tend to do that on occasion. None of this musing is helpful either though, so she tries one more time.]

Maybe it's best given as a question for everyone to ponder with me...

...Do you believe in happy endings? Or happily ever after?
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[When the camera turns on, Alice is just out of frame, revealing an empty tea room.]

Everyone! I have something very important to tell you! The next event, I'm not entirely certain why or what else is going on but--

[--Alice pops up from the bottom of the screen, dressed up as a cat! It is quite literally the cat's pajamas.]

We get to wear costumes all weekend! It sounds like so much fun that I decided to dress up too to tell you. I think I'd want to go as my cat Dinah. I like to think she would appreciate the tribute. After all, I'm her biggest fan! What would you dress as? Or who?

[That seems to be most of the announcement, but then Alice looks a bit sheepish and glances downward, hiding some of her face in her hood.]

...I wanted to apologize too. For the seance, and for everything that happened because of it. I promise, I had no idea that would happen or I wouldn't have done it. And I absolutely won't do it again. I'm...I'm really sorry for messing everything up.

[With that, Alice shuts off the camera.]
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[When the feed starts, the attic is dark, save for several candles that have been lit and placed in various places. Alice is adjusting the camera, this time broadcasting to the Real Side of Wonderland.]

Hello everyone! I know things have been stressful and confusing, but don’t worry! Surely if we speak to the White Queen, she’ll tell us this Jabberwock rumor is nonsense. We’ve found a remarkable way to speak to who aren’t present so we’ll get this all cleared up! We'll fix everything, I promise!

[Alice smiles and waves at the camera, and then goes to take a seat among the Tweedles and the Treacle Trio, who are all gathered around a table for what is starting to very obviously look like a seance at a slumber party.

She will not respond to replies (and neither will the others), but anyone watching the network at the time will be able to see what happens here - at least, until it’s over when everything goes black.
]
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[Alice, when she appears on camera, is about as amused as a wet cat - probably because she's absolutely soaking wet in the entrance hall. She's back in her royal adviser outfit, though it doesn't look quite so fancy when it's soaked through completely.]

What on EARTH is going on?! It almost never rains in Wonderland, and now it's storming?

[She tries to wring the water out of her hair, but it's not really doing much good.]

I was going to make my message outside, and I just appeared out there and got caught in the middle of whatever that is! I don't think it's an event? It can't be, because I was going to talk about one. What was it though...?

[She tries to think, tries to remember...but then she just groans.]

I don't even remember what I was going to say anymore! Ugh! This place is just so...BAD!

[Alice tries to shake some more water off herself, but then decides this message is just hopeless, and cuts it there.]
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[At some point between evening and day, the snow outside did not just melt - it vanished, leaving perfect spring for everyone the next morning. Flowers are already blooming and the grass is green and beautiful, and the sun is shining.

And outside everyone's rooms, they will find baskets with different colors of chalk inside, and a personal invitation to come color with Alice, but despite that Alice makes a post anyway. She's no longer in her fancy royal adviser outfit, and has gone back to her standard blue dress.
]

Hello everyone! I promise this isn't a vague event announcement or anything like that. I just thought it would be really nice after the winter we've had to just take a break and come play, now that Wonderland's decided it's Springtime. Everyone could use a moment of calm, and coloring is my absolute favorite thing. But I also wanted to show you -- this is magic chalk!

[She takes a sparkly blue piece of chalk of her own and draws something in mid-air. Once she connects the final line, a blue chalk outline of a butterfly flutters to life and gently flies around her.]

See? It's going to be so much fun! I'll be outside coloring in the gardens if anyone's looking for me.

[She goes to shut off the camera, but then pauses as she remembers something.]

Oh, and...I've invited the Mirrors as well. I know some of you don't get along with them, but I promise things have been much better lately. I'm sure we'll all have fun coloring together, right?

[And with that, she shuts off the camera for real.]
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[It might take a moment to for some to recognize who is sending out this message. Instead of her standard clothing, Alice wears a fancy uniform now - a blue dress so pale it's nearly white and a pair of glasses that she doesn't really need but she thinks they make her seem sharp. She's a tiny twelve-year-old professional (or more accurately, twelve and one hundred and fifty three) and she's standing in front of a board.]

Hello everyone! It's been so long since I've come to tell of an event, but I promise I've had good reason. You see, I've been serving as her Royal Majesty the White Queen's Royal Adviser! I was a Queen once you know, and while I was absolutely terrible at it...maybe I can help her keep from making the mistakes I made!

[She seems hopeful and enthusiastic about the chance to do something good for Wonderland.]

Anyway, that's not why I'm here though. There's going to be another event soon! I think my impressions of them aren't quite as good as they used to be, but I do know a little bit. I know there's going to be quite a bit of farming, and even pumpkins! It's nice when things are seasonally appropriate, isn't it? But...there was also some law-breaking? Maybe murder? [She wiggles her hand in an "eh" sort of way.] It was all rather unclear so I've taken the opportunity to come up with some possibilities!

[She dramatically flips the board around so everyone can see all of her pitches, scrawled across the whole board. They are as follows:]

1. STEAL A FARMER'S PUMPKIN -> MURDER IT INTO A JACK O'LANTERN -> GO TO JAIL FOR STEALING
2. ATONE FOR CRIMES BY BAKING PUMPKIN PIES -> MUST FARM ALL INGREDIENTS -> FARMING IS DIFFICULT!!! :(
3. ARRIVE AT SPOOKY OLD FARM -> MUST FARM TO APPEASE MEAN GHOST -> IT WAS FARMER JENKINS ALL ALONG! -> FARMER JENKINS GOES TO JAIL (THANKS MEDDLING KIDS!!! :) )
4. INVASION OF THE PUMPKINS! -> MUST SAVE WONDERLAND FROM PUMPKIN MURDER BY FARMING -> THROW PUMPKINS IN JAIL PIT (REQUIRES DIGGING JAIL PIT)


Now...I don't know if any of these are right exactly but it's somewhere to start at least. I'd love to hear any other ideas anyone has, if any of this sounds familiar to anyone! Maybe we can figure it out before it happens!
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[The message that comes through is audio, and the first couple seconds are quiet as Alice figures out how to start. Wind can be heard, but that isn't very much location information.]

...Do you ever think about how odd some words are? How they contort and change meaning over time?

[That seems like a good, neutral place to start. Nothing that will raise any red flags from monarchy.]

For example, "to reap". I've looked it up, you know. In many dictionaries, it means to cut or harvest by cutting, or to receive a reward. Similarly, a Reaper is just...one who reaps. A person who does that cutting or harvesting. And there are many worlds where people still reap crops, I'm sure. Some of yours, maybe.

[Alice doesn't have as much of her usual energy today. She sounds like she's put more thought into what she has to say today than usual. She's really tried this time, but doesn't know if that trying will be enough.]

But...that's not what I think of when I think of a Reaper. Do you? Do you imagine a farmer with a sickle, or something else entirely? Because I imagine death, and I imagine things taken against their will. [A pause.] Wonderland's reaped a lot from us already, I suppose.

[This is Alice though, and even she's bothered by how sad it feels, so she switches over to video - she's laying in a patch of grass somewhere and her hair is everywhere but she forces up a smile.]

Don't worry. I know I haven't said very much and it's all quite alarming-sounding, but chin up! Or at least try to. No matter how bad it gets, no matter how horrible things seem, it will end. And when it does, I promise you'll be alright. Sometimes...sometimes when things are too much, Wonderland knows and fixes it. It's sort of eerie, really.

[Suddenly the Duke (her pig guard from the Duchess) enters the frame and nudges her right in the crook of her neck, and it breaks her serious optimistic determination. She laughs and rolls over, network device forgotten.]

What are you doing? Stop that! We'll get caught, good sir!

[She says that, but she's still laughing up a storm, and it's a laugh she really needed. The device shuts itself off after a moment or two.]
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[The first thing anyone sees, even before the person posting...is a little pig, in one of the tea rooms. It snuffles and sniffles and sweeps the room for signs of danger, and once it is satisfied it trots away.

Then in a blink, Alice is standing in the middle of the room, pig cradled in her arms. And for the first time ever on the network, her face has wide blue eyes. She's a bit frantic, but otherwise unharmed.
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I think I'm starting to get used to doing that on purpose... Ah, hello everyone! It's...been some time, hasn't it?

[Even Alice can't seem to hide the fact that it's rather awkward to suddenly have eyes when she did not before. The pig squirms and she lets it down, as she's discovered it's wisest to listen to what the Duchess' pig wants.]

I'm so sorry to interrupt everything, but I need to warn you all! Something-- something terrible is going to happen soon! I don't want to cause anyone alarm, but it may very well be the worst thing that's ever happened to you.

[It's all distressing, and Alice crouches down to the pig's level so she can play with it's ears absently as she talks. It lets her.]

I'm afraid I still can't explain how I know, and the details are...rather distressing. But I promise, I'd never lie to all of you! I could never!

[She's adamant about that much at least. Even if her message isn't clear, there's more clarity in the way she speaks about it - she understands the importance of these messages now, in a way she'd forgotten for so long.]

Please, everyone. Take care of yourselves this weekend. I think it may be all you can do.
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[Alice is i a tea room, puzzling over...well. A puzzle! She lifts up one piece and hums thoughtfully to herself.]

You know, it's been on my mind recently but...it's rather fun not aging, don't you think so? I can't say I'd rather be an adult - it's so boring-looking. I'd have to get a job, and what would I even do? Push papers and staple things, I suppose. Though, being a scientist might be fun, but it's an awful lot of math isn't it? Hm...

Thinking about never growing up, about remaining this age forever and ever fills me with...

[She hovers a her hand over the board and gently snaps the puzzle piece into place.]

...well, it fills me with something.
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[Alice has decided to occupy an empty bedroom today (interestingly, not her own) and when the camera turns on she's flopped on her back on the bed, with her hair dangling over the side.]

I've been thinking a lot recently...or, well. The thought just sort of came to me, as thoughts often do. But...it must be so hard to be here when you aren't from Wonderland, isn't it? It's fine for me of course, since I live here, but...you must be very lonely, right? Being so far from home, far from the people who love you...not that you aren't loved here, or at least I hope you are. What I mean is, it must be easy to feel lost here, especially for those of you who have been here a few years, or who are here by themselves.

[She sighs.]

I suppose all you can really do is band together...I wish there was more I could do for you. Oh, but I did find this in the attic! [She rummages around off-screen and produces an instrument.] That's what I'll do! I'll play you a song, and try to cheer you all up!

[And she puts it to her lips and plays.

Badly. Very badly. It's worse than a shrieking recorder and you have to endure it for a full five minutes before the video ends.
]
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Hm...I've been wondering about Superpowers lately! Does anyone else wonder what it would be like to have them? Or what it would be like to have a different one, if you've already got one? There's no need to leave anyone out of the pondering just because they've alr͕̦̤̝e҉͈͇̦̼̕a̹͢ͅd̡͖̼̹̤͈͎̟͡ỳ҉̗̟̜̖̹ ͡҉̳͔g̡͈̪͇̪̻̲̼̬o͏̸̛̰̗̰̦̲ͅt̻̠̜͝͠͝-͕̙-҉̣͈

[Curiously, the audio glitches out of the post and becomes something else entirely. The video feed is still there and everyone can see Alice excitedly talking about something, presumably different superpowers, and occasionally shaking her head and going on a different excited tangent. Even without her eyes, her moods are crystal clear. The audio, however, sounds more like a radio broadcast. The voice that comes through is not Alice's and does not match up with her movements at all. it belongs to someone a bit older than her.

--ecent attacks? [A small, polite, controlled laugh.] I should think everyone knows who's responsible. Clearly we ought to be investigating the Humans! We should have never allowed them to live among us. It was doomed to fail from the start!? You simply can't expect them to live alongside people who are biologically superior to them in every way. It was never going to work! It was only a matter of time before they began lashing out. They won't be happy unless we are suffering.

[There something garbled, another voice - perhaps an interviewer?]

Their inherent jealousy should not be the problem of my people. Thankfully, our task force is working their absolute hardest - my "heart" goes out to every one of you! [There's some more static, as a small group of people laughs at the pun.] My honest opinion though, is that none of them belong here. Not a single one. And if I have my way, EVERY last one of them wil͝҉̱̳̦̦l͏̷̱̳ ̶̯̖̜͔͍̗̩͘b̢̧͙͇͓̻̯͈̺̤̀e̛͏̖ ̢̧͚͡ḓ̢̰͙͕̦͉̜͢-̸̫̦̺͡-̥͉̠̣̯̝̪̕͝!

[The audio cuts out once more and returns to Alice, speaking as she normally does, with her mouth matching up to her voice again.]

--and that's why I think flying would be the best power. Don't you think so? What sort of power would you want, if you could pick anything at all?
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Very early in the morning, long before the sun rises, all is calm and quiet and still, as per usual. In the distance there's a soft rumbling, but nothing too alarming...at first. But it grows and grows and once it shakes the world too much to big ignored it will be too late to do anything. It was always too late to do anything.

Brave souls who peek outside with see a sky on fire – not a wide inferno but little matchstick flickers of gold, drawing ever closer.

And closer.

And closer.

(They may want to get out of the way.)

Each glittering, golden star brings the woosh of a sonic boom and there are impacts that shake the whole world. They crash hard into the snow, the trees, and even break through a few windows. None of them leave behind meteors or space debris, but instead just a glimmering cloud at each point of impact. In each gold light is a projection, a scene lit by starlight and moondust, a memory of years ago. Even if someone were to be struck by one, it would simply pass through them.

These are just the first stars to fall. More will come the next night, and the night after that, and perhaps even more. When budding astronomers look upward, they will notice fewer and fewer constellations dot the night sky with each passing day.

One star fell so hard it crashed right through the front door and into the entrance hall. And inside that star is the looping image of a familiar light-haired girl, with a bright smile and, something unfamiliar – large blue eyes. She is not truly there, and one could pass a hand through her if they reached out to touch, but she begins to speak:

My, but Wonderland is just too crowded these days! Where will all the new arrivals go? I know! What if we work together to build a second mansion? We could expand! We could live together happily! You know, more or less...
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[When Alice appears on the screen today, she's bobbing up and down in excitement with the widest smile – even without eyes to accompany it. Curiously, for those who have never met Alice before, her gaze always goes to the camera somehow, even though by all accounts she should not be able to see it.]

Everyone! I've thought of the most marvelous riddle and simply had to share it immediately! So many of you are much smarter than I am, and I'm certain you'll come up with an answer easily.

Hm... [She brings a hand to her chin and frowns in thought.] Now, how did it go again? I think it was..."If there's something in the forest, and no one's ever seen it, how do they know it's—" --no, that's not quite right, is it? Someone who's seen it obviously told them and that isn't much of a riddle at all. Maybe it was...maybe it was "If everyone's scared of a beast in the forest, but no one's ever seen the beast, is it truly a beast at all"? Hmm...I don't think it was.

[Alice scratches her temple, frustrated that she's lost the correct wording to her absolutely fantastic riddle.]

Perhaps it wasn't so marvelous after all. [She shrugs. Eh. Over it.] Oh well. Everyone knows who you are is much more important than the sort of riddles you tell. So, let's do that instead!

Tell me Wonderland - who are all of you today? That ought to be much more curious than some riddle.

[She rests her chin in her hands, waiting for answers, and then the video feed flickers off.]
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Hm...I've got the most curious feeling today. That very peculiar sensation of...repetition. I feel very much like I've felt this before, but I can't quite...

[But then, suddenly! Alice snaps her fingers and looks right into camera - staring directly into it somehow, with nothing where her eyes should be.]

Déjà vu! That's the word I've misplaced. Oh, and what a good thing I never truly lost it! Words do have a tendency to come and go in Wonderland, after all.

[Some of you know that better than others.]

The feeling is a bit sadder the second time around, don't you think so? No matter how hard you try, it will never quite be what it was before. It might seem similar, but nothing is ever exactly the same after so much time.

[Alice pouts a bit though, and shakes her head.]

Hm! What a melancholy thought. It can't possibly be so bad as all that. After all, it's only a feeling, and everyone knows that feelings can't actually hurt anyone. It's always feelings themselves that get hurt.

[Yes, that's much better. And with that the camera flickers off all by itself.]
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[When the feed begins, the camera is focused on a very small stage. After a moment or so of rustling, Alice appears.

...Or. Well. "Alice" appears.
]

Good day, everyone! I've got a spectacular show for you today! Yaaaaaaaaaaay! [And she flails her whole sock puppet body around wildly with excitement.] It's called the Tale of the HalloChrismasJabberganza! Enjoy the show!

Cut because it got pretty long. )
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Hm...it's gotten colder all of a sudden, hasn't it? Though, I suppose that does happen in autumn. It's so much darker too, isn't it?

[He hums, thinking over this thought as though it's something particularly new to this season. It's not, but it feels...important, in a way Alice can't define.]

Autumn feels...almost unreal that way. Like the setting for a scary story by a fire. [Her face lights up that the thought!] Oh, wouldn't that be fun though? Does anyone have any spooky stories to tell?

Either way...we must be certain to close the doors. They shouldn't be even the slightest bit ajar! After all, we wouldn't the darkness to come inside and get us!

[And she twiddles her fingers at the screen, as if that's a particularly terrifying thought, but she ends the broadcast with a laugh - scary stories are so much fun, aren't they?]
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Hello, and good day! I just heard a wonderful little story, and I simply had to come share it with you all immediately! I'm not sure exactly where I heard it, but it came to me very suddenly just now, and it's the sort of story that requires telling out loud, I think.

[Alice then coughs into her hand and begins to tell the wonderful story, as best as she remembers it.]

A long, long time ago, God decided to invite all of the animals to a banquet.
He - no, She sent out word for all of them to come to her house the following evening.
"And don't be late," She said.
When the mischievous Rat heard the news, he decided to play a trick on his neighbor, the Cat.
He told the Cat that the party was the day after tomorrow.
The very next day, all of the animals lined up for the celebration and the Rat led the way, riding all the way there on the back of the Cow.
Everyone had a wonderful time!
Except for the foolish Cat, who missed the whole thing.

...The End!

[And Alice smiles brightly, very happy with her tale.]

Isn't it an interesting story? I do feel sorry for the poor Cat though...
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[When the transmission begins, Alice is in a tearoom having a cup of tea. Though, should anyone attempt to find her, they will find all of the tea rooms empty.]

That was a nice party, wasn't it? It's a shame everyone had to go home before they spoiled - I would have loved to have that many people here all the time! Everyone would have friends everywhere and not a single soul would be lonely. It sounds absolutely grand. The more the merrier, right? Isn't that how that saying goes?

[She hums thoughtfully.

But is more merrier? A person can be perfectly merry on their own, if they want to. How does one go about measuring merriness, I wonder? Is there some sort of merriness scale? Though, maybe that's not right either. I don't think merriness weighs anything so it would be silly to use a scale. You'd have to use a cup, I think! Or maybe it's the sort of thing you count and whoever has the most merriness is the merriest! That sounds about right. It must be a countable sort of thing. An accountable sort of thing?

[They sound like they could be interchangeable, so she shrugs it off and lets it go. Sort of.]

Or, wait. No, perhaps it's how much merriness you can fit inside of you. This might need to be solved with a merriness-eating contest. Then whoever eats the most merriness would be the most merry! That's absolutely brilliant, if I do say so myself!

Does anyone else have any good ideas?
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Goodness! I've never seen something so curious in all my life!

[And on the camera is Alice, adorably bundled up in the snow and reaching out to touch one of the breaks in the air. It sparks right in front of her...well, where her eyes should be, and she giggles. It didn't hurt and it was such a strange and odd little thing. But then, she looks a bit thoughtful.]

Hm, well. Actually, I have seen something like it once before. I was a different person then though, much different. I think I was about three and a half inches taller, and I was much more royal back then.

[It's true – it was even at Christmas time too! These little rifts in the air are very, very familiar. She reaches out and touches one again and it sparks.]

It's very curious anyhow though. I wonder why they don't go anywhere? A hole ought to go somewhere if it's going to be floating about that way. But, hm. Perhaps it just hasn't cracked quite enough...that's for the best though. What a mess that was...

[It'd been so hard to clean up. She doesn't envy the current Queens one bit.]

Everything is strange lately! Some of you very much aren't yourselves. Or, maybe it's more accurate to say you're too much yourselves. Far too much! Far too much and too far away...whatever are you doing here?

Well, in any case, you've made it just in time for the holidays! You've timed it all impressively well, and all of you ought to be applauded for it.

[And she smiles, and claps her gloved hands. Good job! Congratulations!

The post suddenly ends there though, and if one recognizes where she was on the grounds, they will not find her there anymore. However, she will answer all replies to her message. ♥
]
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I have a question for everyone! I've just thought of it now, suddenly, and I'd love to hear everyone's thoughts on the matter!

I've heard stories about Superheroes, you know. There have never been any Superheroes native to Wonderland, of course, but sometimes they pass through now and then. They're very interesting, with all their colorful costumes and powers and gadgets!

But I was wondering - what makes a Superhero super? Where do they come from? How do they get so super in the first place? Is there a Superhero factory, perhaps, where you drop an ordinary person in one end and they come out the other more super than ever? Or maybe there's an entire world of Superheroes where Superheroes aren't terribly super because everyone is super! If that makes any sense at all, which it might not. I've never been known to make much sense.

But does anyone know how Superheroes are so super? Is there something that makes them super? I suppose what I'm asking is...could anyone do it?
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I have a question for all of you! It's come to me very suddenly, like a dream, or some sort of vision.

[And Alice sighs, as if trying to have that dream again. But it is gone, and she will just have to ask what she wants to ask instead.]

If you could be any you, who would you be? No restrictions or rules - if you could simply be someone new suddenly, which new you would you be? Would you do it? What if you had to; what would you pick then?

I think I'd want to be a Princess. It sounds lovely, doesn't it? Princess Alice. Really, it's much better than being a Queen. You get a very nice crown and you don't have to be so responsible all the time. That gets so tiring, you know!

[She would know, after all.]

So, who would you be, if you had to be someone else?
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So, that was exciting, wasn't it? Like a caucus race on a stormy beach!

I'm very glad everyone figured out the door though. I could have never gotten something like that. It would have been like trying to drink tea straight out of the pot without eating the leaves by mistake. And that would be just dreadful; no one wants to eat tea leaves. But congratulations to everyone else!

Oh, but I wonder what's going to happen next? I'm about as curious as a goldfish in the big wide ocean. It should be something grand, like elephants on parade! Or circus full of adorable monkeys.

Sigh. Wouldn't a circus be fun? I'd really like one. But I don't think it will be that, this time...
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Oh...oh my goodness, what is that smell? It's beyond foul! It's...it's like something that's been left to rot. Ugh, can anyone else smell that? It's positively revolting! I've never smelled such and sour sickly smell in all my life!

It's really a shame that someone would waste it like that to begin with, don't you think so? I mean, there's more than enough food now, but will there always be? I've never heard of Wonderland running out before, but I suppose it's possible, don't you? Where does it even get all of that food anyway? It'll have to run out eventually. Anything could run out if it gets used too much, right? The electricity, the air, the trees, the water...

...though, I suppose Wonderland has a lot of people anyway, so it probably plans for that sort of thing. I'm probably fretting for nothing. I should just ignore this odd feeling I'm feeling.

Except ugh, that smell! It's so completely disgusting!
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This winter weather is so depressing! Don't misunderstand - I love snow and ice-skating and hot cocoa and cookies and a nice cup of tea by a warm fire, but I can't get warmer places out of my mind lately!

The warm sun beating down on us in some mysterious new place - with lots of sand, like a beach! But oh, not a beach. We already have a beach, so that's not really new. No - that's not what I'm thinking of. It would have to be some kind of fantastic adventure! The kind of adventure that's just scary enough. Wouldn't that be just marvelous? We could go exploring, and make sandmen, and have summer in December!

Oh, but it's a shame we don't have something like that in Wonderland. I think I might just be dreaming out loud again. I suppose I do that a lot, don't I...?
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Goodness! It's been so very quiet lately. I know you've all been here and there and every-which-where, but there's been just so little to do, I suppose. That's awful, don't you think so? Why, if we never had anything to do, we would be staring at the walls all the time, waiting for the wall paper to start moving about on its own. I imagine we'd all go terribly mad.

Anyway, we can't have that, so we must keep busy! I rather like drawing, myself, so I drew a picture for everyone!

Right here! )
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[The former Queen Alice is once again just plain old Alice the Ordinary Eyeless Girl, in her first appearance post-Queendom. It must be for something really important, right?]

I wonder what root beer and cider will taste like together? Oh, I suppose they will be twice as sparkling! I never really understood why they called it sparkling though - it doesn't sparkle the way stars and sparklers do.

But either way, I suppose it shall work nicely! It must not be real cider then. No, it must be medicine. Or a potion! A magic potion to cure all the ails that ail you. Or ills you. Or makes you nauseous. Something like that, I'm sure!

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