aquarium_tipper: (entirely shocking)
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[Ah yes, Wonderland gives us an unintentional video today as Sollux enters the kitchen. He's got a very serious gaming marathon going on which has led to the inevitable -- A HUNGER THAT NO CLOSET FOOD CAN SATISFY. This kid needs nerd food. He walks over to the oven and looks down at it.]

Okay I need a fuck ton of bagel biteth.

[The oven pops out a serving of the things. Sollux is not amused.]

No, I thaid gimmie a tonne.

[Of course there's no actually way of knowing if he says 'ton' as opposed to 'tonne', but we'll have to give it the benefit of the doubt. As you know, the mansion does, as it proceeds to generously present the troll with a tidal wave metric ton of pizza flavored bagels. That's like 45,545 of the things, son.]




JEGUTH. [And then the camera politely shuts off.]
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[Far below Wonderland's rolling hills and questionable forests lies a complex, cavernous maze that put the one in the gardens to shame - a veritable labyrinth of natural passages and crevices, pools and underwater tunnels. A subterranean system that has yet to be properly explored and documented.

Behold, then, Wonderland's very own intrepid explorer and wannabe archaeologist!

Evelyn has set up something of an encampment site a little ways from the basement steps into the caves. A steady drip...drip...drip in the background accompanies the brushing sounds of her tools on stone, and she very excitedly picks up some of her samples before taking them back to a lantern-lit table. She switches on her communicator.
]

I've discovered something really quite remarkable, it- the geological strata here is a complex amalgamation of impossible stones and rock formations, many of which should be separated geographically by thousands of miles, much like the plants above ground, but here...here there are veins of pyrope garnet right next to limestone stalagmites, enormous calcium deposits, and chalk beds, of all things!

[Physically impossible, by all accounts. Next thing you know there will be dwarves mining for precious gems down here.]

I'm not certain if anyone else has made findings regarding the cave system, but if you have, please let me know; I'd very much like to share notes.
aquarium_tipper: (bust a cap)
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thii2 wa2 2uppo2ed two be okay.
but iin2tead iit2 more liike fuckiing everywhere, and iit2 not goiing anywhere whiich ii2 such a 2urprii2e.
cap that wiith an endquote riight now.
iit2 everywhere and we're doomed.
doe2 anyone fuckiing care.
oh 2hiit.
2HIIT.
2hiiiiiiit.
Status: MAGE_FAULT_IN_NONMAGED_AREA

Info: An error occurred transferring execution.

Techincal information:

*** SPCMDCON.SYS - Addresss FBFE7617 base at FBFE50000, DateStamp a1a10000
=> FACTORIAL
(fucking FACTorial 20)
=> 2432902008176640000
>> Error: -1 is not a valid argument to WONDERLAND.
>> To not get fucked over, type :CONTINUE followed by an option number:
>> 1: Return to Lisp Toplevel.
>> Debug>
(defun wargames:thii2-ii2-a-no-wiin-2cenariio ()
(if (error "pu2hiing the button would be 2tupiid."))
(pu2h-the-button))


[While still possibly able to type, albiet like above, anyone who runs into Sollux might find something like this instead. we dont have a madoka cast atm so i dont feel bad using this edit He's just really lonely and hopeless and blind to the truth.]
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[Friendly reminder that he died yesterday on his first day...]

WH3R35 MY H4ML37?
H45 4NY0N3 533M MY H4ML37?
0R MY R4D HP7 WH33L2H?
D1D 50M3 5CUMP84G 74K3 17?
WH0 D1D 17
WH0 DUD 7H3 7H4NG?
1 D3M4ND 70 KN0W WH3R3 MY 7H1NGS 4R3 I0U 57PU1D N00K5UCK3R27H



[Translation:
Wheres my hamlet?
has anyone seen my hamlet?
or my rad hpt wheels?
did some scumpbag take it?
who did it
who dud the thang?
i demand to know where my things are you stupid nooksuckers

Also a friendly reminder to fill out the text-opt out if you wish to opt out.
]

[text]

Jan. 7th, 2013 11:48 am
givesyouaboner: (pic#)
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It certainly is quite ironic that I should end up in a place called Wonderland shortly after losing my head. Unfortunately I can’t say I’m thrilled to be here or anything. I was in the middle of trying to fix things. Couldn’t this have waited at least five minutes?
There should be some sort of etiquette before someone just goes and starts snatchin’ people up from their home worlds and all. It’s one thing to be inconvenient but this is another thing entirely.
How does this place operate anyway? I assume this is a completely separate plane entirely, but what about time? Is this some sort of Narnia bullshit where time back home is completely frozen or does it continue on despite my absence?
eatsyourscience: (anything less than the best is a felony)
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[Souji's outside in the garden, but the fog makes it difficult to tell where, exactly. It's very quiet, though, with the snow and fog deadening all the noise.

He's wearing a pair of black framed glasses. Unusual for him, since he doesn't normally wear glasses.

He stops peering at his surroundings and holds up the camera at face level to address whoever might be listening.]


Don't you think it should have snowed instead of raining yesterday?

[That would make sense in early January.

He takes a few steps through the snow and he doesn't seem to be having any trouble navigating through the fog.]


This isn't ordinary fog. Be careful.
aquarium_tipper: (face palm)
[personal profile] aquarium_tipper
[OOC: oops a second backdate to day 3 of the event.]

2o not that ii'm thii2 ungrateful juvenile fuck of an entozoon.
becau2e the old 'famiiliiar ii2 ju2t fuckiing better' 2ayiing ii2 true.
and ii've been chiilliing up iin the game criib liike a four twenty burnout.
but 2ome of thii2 2ymbolii2m ii2 2tiill lo2t on me.
braiin2 and fiire what are you?
what are your 2ecret2.
tell me.
thneedifestdestiny: No One Knows I'm Gone - Tom Waits (And you can't break my fall)
[personal profile] thneedifestdestiny
[Over in the Land of Terror and Construction, the Once-ler is not having a good time. Nope. Not even a little bit. That gif is misleading.

No, the Once-ler started out on a structure far away from the door and has been slowly making his way across the land ever since. Currently, he's swinging on a girder, holding onto the support wire for dear life. There's a structure with a long platform that leads to the door, and the Once-ler is psyching himself up to jump as it swings closer.
]

Okay. I can do this. I've just gotta-OWOAH okay that's really far down!

[Some orange birds fly over his hand and laugh really loudly at him. One of them end steals his hat, and he instinctively reaches up to fix it, but grabs the wire again immediately when the girder swings up too high.]

Hey! Come back with that!

[But they don't. They just fly up even higher so they can perch and watch the Once-ler in fascination. He pouts, but takes a deep breath, readying himself for the right moment

and

finally

he jumps! And he does not stick the landing, tumbling onto the platform with an "oof"! But he made it, and he's alive, and that's probably good. Feel free to either have a good laugh at him or come visit him in his Land.
]
sporty_pottymouth: (HEY ASSHOLE!)
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Hey!! Is anyone else getting harassed by dogs in bandannas?

[And as if on cue one of the aforementioned dogs pops its head on screen and headbutts Stan lightly in the shoulder before saying in a forced high-pitched voice.]

Oh Mister Hero~~ Come and play catch with us~~ Pleaaaaaaase~? [The dog dramatically throws itself against his shoulder and whines.

Stan seems a little put off by this, but pats the dog on its shoulder.
]

No!! I won't play 'catch' with you, get off me! I'm trying to find out what's going on!
jivitadana: (> ♪ Comodamente...)
[personal profile] jivitadana
[The mysterious doors that appeared during Halloween still hadn't disappeared. They had to be there for a reason. Whenever Minato saw one, he took a photograph of it with his digital camera. Perhaps there was some kind of pattern to all of them, even if they all looked different and unrelated.

Therefore he wasn't entirely surprised to see one particular door somewhere on the Tenth Floor. It was gold with three pairs of eyes darting about and entangled in barbed wire.

He gazed at it for a while before deciding to sit down across the hall from it. He could look at it from here since he never really did get a good look at it before. No point in trying to open it when it wasn't supposed to be opened in the first place. It was probably locked like the other doors were too.

At some point Minato dozed off while sitting there in the hallway. But feel free to catch him before he does take a nap.]

Text

Oct. 3rd, 2012 09:55 pm
blaineanderbooty: (pic#4019388)
[personal profile] blaineanderbooty
That last event was really awkward and I don't want to do that again.

How do I avoid that?

audio;

Sep. 30th, 2012 01:55 pm
eatsyourscience: (we are verses out of rhythm)
[personal profile] eatsyourscience
[Souji turns on the device, then just sighs, silent for a moment.]

...Sharing rooms has gotten...awkward.

[Yeah, that's the best way to put it.]
madskillz: (yo why ya sittin home)
[personal profile] madskillz
yo
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aquarium_tipper: (bust a cap)
[personal profile] aquarium_tipper
2hut up
2hut up.
2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up 2hut up
2HUT UP AND 2TOP TELLIING ME TWO DO THIING2.
urnewkingbitch: ([God Tier] dot dot dot)
[personal profile] urnewkingbitch
okay well
i can cross going to a pink and purple rather cramped and skeezy looking love hotel off the bucket list
seriously where in the fucking worlds did the mansion find this
i pity the people of that world for having a love hotel like it

btw maybe a stupid question but i like to make sure
anybody else getting the nagging annoying feeling to just like
give into base desires or whatever the fuck
i swear that if im the only one ill march up to the crabbiest troll and tell him or her that he or she is a genius and im not worthy to be in his or her presence
as sincerely as a strider can get

before i forget
has anyone found a way onto the roof or outside in general
cause there arent any windows from what i can tell
and i have a feeling that id rather camp out on the roof than be in this abomination


{OOC: There can also be ACTION for any of his roomies, and I'm not picky on who's rooming with him. He'll be in a room somewhere on the third floor.}
aquarium_tipper: (how even)
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[As if there wouldn't be a 50/50 chance that Sollux would either flip out about a double of himself or deal with it. He's taken up the latter, at the moment, and has made his way down to the kitchen -- which currently resembles a cereal massacre. He's seated on top of the kitchen island, empty boxes of Cap'n Crunch Berries scattered everywhere; the cereal itself half on the floor and half in the huge bowl he has set next to him.

Sollux is throwing out what he deems the useless pieces and trying to feed his tiny grub self the only worthwhile ones, ie red and blue.
]

No. No gog dammnit, thtop trying tu eat green!

Why would you even?


[The grub seems to be the honey badger when it comes to colors, however, even as Sollux pries the offending green cereal from tiny grub legs and chucks it to join its fallen comrades on the floor.
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[John, having awoken to the sound of quiet whimpering at around midnight, has decided to share his surprise visitor.]

Guys! I found a baby! A me baby! It's me as a baby! Guys, this is the best! Look at his widdle cheeks!

[Baby John doesn't seem as enthused. He just sort of hangs there limply as John holds him up, grinning with pride.]

I was the cutest! Okay, that's all. I bet the rest of you guys have baby-yous now too! Hehehehe.
worldsaway: (You've got to manage)
[personal profile] worldsaway
[Thor is super excited to have figured out the text function. He wants his words to be as resonant as his voice, so he uses the BIG LETTERS to get his point across.]

WONDERLAND. I HAVE BEEN MOST THANKFUL FOR THE ASSISTANCE EXTENDED TO ME IN MY TRANSITION INTO THIS PLACE. IN RETURN, I WOULD LIKE TO OFFER MY OWN HELP.
PREVIOUSLY, I WAS PART OF A GROUP KNOWN AS THE AVENGERS. MORE MEMBERS OF THIS GROUP HAVE BEEN APPEARING BY THE DAY, SO I CAN ONLY ASSUME WE WILL CONTINUE WITH OUR DUTY OF PROTECTION.
I SAY THIS BECAUSE I WANT EVERY ONE OF YOU TO KNOW, IF YOU ARE EVER IN NEED, YOU NEED ONLY ASK FOR US. WHETHER IT BE FIRE OR WATER, I PLEDGE MY SERVICES TO THOSE WHO REQUIRE IT.

BE SAFE, WONDERLAND.
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[The first thing noticeable about the would-be speaker is the very distinctively blue hat and the nasally quality of the voice. A nasally voice that finally pipes up after a silence filled with just glaring into the feed as if it had just shot his puppyGuinea Pig right in front of him.]

...Awesome.

[Craig has been in some weird situations before but so far this just took the cake and shat on it too. Confusion starts to take back seat to being progressively more pissed off as the seconds ticked away.]

Does this look like South Park to you.

[It's not formed as a question as much as an accusation of someone who has just arrived and has had enough of the place already. But then suddenly the video is focusing in on the Mansion and after a moment spent jostling the camera to one hand the other makes its appearance onto the screen in the form typically seen as a rude salute. Good evening Wonderland you’ve just been flipped off by some kid over an incredibly public feed.]

So which one of you assholes thought pulling this one on me would be funny?
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[Right, so this place was obviously not New Meridian. Peacock growls and kicks at a near-by pumpkin in irritation as she casually lights up a cigar and takes a few over exaggerated drags before flicking it onto some of the lettuce below.

Veggies suck anyway.] I'm seriously two seconds from blowin' this joint, and I don't mean exiting stage right.

[She'd tried that. Didn't work. Just ended up popping out of the forest right back where she started. She had to give this place props for the cartoon effect it had going there. Too bad her patience is growing thin. So she casually pulls a bomb from her skirt and rolls it in her hands.] Hmm...
blahblahblahblah: (last night was rough.)
[personal profile] blahblahblahblah
[GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. Sam is still asleep on this lovely day, but not for long. There's a pained sort of groaning, a discernible thump,as if someone's hit the floor, and a muttered curse or two. Then, there's another thump (hitting the device with his fist,) a few slurred sentences strung together in a mishmash, and:]

Wh...

[Man, does his head feel awful.]

... The hell? Dean, if you're screwing with me--

[It'd be just like his brother, back in their pranking days.]

... Ugh.
forevercapslock: (THERE IS DEFINITELY A WORD FOR THAT)
[personal profile] forevercapslock
OKAY, YOU SEE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? YOU SEE HOW I AM SUDDENLY NOT ON THE WORST FUCKING JOURNEY THAT PARADOX SPACE HAS EVER CONCEIVED GOING TO SOME UTOPIA THAT HAD BETTER FUCKING NOT BE FILLED WITH CLOWNS AND MIRTH, AND HOW I AM SUDDENLY IN A HIVE FILLED TO THE GOGDAMNED BRIM WITH HUMANS? CAN YOU SEE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING PICTURE?

OKAY.

OKAY, I GUESS THIS ISN'T AS BAD AS IT SEEMS.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE, BUT IT'S CAN'T BE WORSE THAN THAT, RIGHT?

FUCK. WAIT. I RETRACT THAT STATEMENT. OF COURSE IT COULD BE WORSE THAN THAT. THERE IS NO NEED TO PROVE THAT TO ME, SURPRISE-HUMAN-HIVE, I'M ALREADY AWARE OF HOW MUCH FUCKING WORSE IT COULD BE. THE INSTANT I FINISHED TYPING THAT QUESTION, MY THINKPAN FILLED RIGHT THE FUCK UP WITH ALL THE WAYS THIS SITUATION COULD BE WORSE, SO I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. WE'RE TALKING RESERVES OF IMAGINATION BILE COMPLETELY DRIED UP BY LURID, TECHNICOLOR IMAGES.

SO I'M JUST GOING TO WAIT AND, I GUESS, HOPE THAT THERE IS SOMEONE SANE HERE TO CLUE ME IN. BECAUSE THAT HAS ALWAYS HELPED ME MAKE LOADS OF PROGRESS IN THE PAST, AND IF KARKAT VANTAS IS ANYTHING, IT IS FUCKING CONSISTENT.
aquarium_tipper: (just go with it)
[personal profile] aquarium_tipper
[The MAGE OF DOOM stands on the BATTLEFIELD and looks up towards the Skaian SUN. The narrative continues its use of RANDOM capitalizations as Sollux takes his communicator out of his SYLLADEX.]

okay 2o ii wa2 expectiing the black kiing two 2how up liike ye2terday.
gue22 not.
kiinda weiird.
but maybe thii2 ii2 how the game ii2 2la2h wa2 2uppo2ed to be played??
fuck iit.
ii want two gaiin all the level2 for once.
jivitadana: (> ♪ Forte...)
[personal profile] jivitadana
[Minato is well aware that he's something of Page of Hope with particular powers, and while that was something he had to focus on or ponder more, he had been more occupied with mastering something else instead. Being God Tier (and in the appropriate attire) was helpful for the former, but more essential for the latter.

The view on the screen was all upside down for a very long time. Then it spun around just once like it had corkscrewed through the air. A few minutes later, scenes had passed by so fast it was hard to see, and came to a sudden stop. Minato had been holding onto his communication device the whole time as he flew with it, practicing this new aerial ability. He threw the comm device and flew to catch it before it hit the ground. This happened several times over. Somehow flying has become easier after experiencing it twice before with wings, although now it felt different without them.

Minato had been out in the checkerboard field near one of the rivers. Now the comm device was on the ground, on an edge where black met white, while he remained hovering beside it. Anyone passing by or seeing him could notice him laying around in the air, one leg crossed over the other, his mp3 player in hand as he was listening to music. He would fight off anything that wanted to battle him (being swordkind and sort of gunkind and--maybe Personakind?--is helpful too), but priorities first to flying and to his music.]
aquarium_tipper: (just go with it)
[personal profile] aquarium_tipper
numerou2 viigiilante2 confrontiing periil. check.
one betrayiing them but iit ii2 2la2h wa2 part of the plan all along. check.
2everal attractiive female lead2 provokiing romantiic ten2iion check.
four unu2ual hat2 yup.
over fourty explo2iion2. check.
why the fuck am ii 2iitiing iin the miiddle of my own per2onal hell??
jivitadana: (> ♪ Coperti...)
[personal profile] jivitadana
[It didn't take Minato too much time to transport two small aquariums of blue-colored fish and a bouquet of blue flowers in a blue glass vase back to his room on the Third Floor. Room 100 on the First Floor was now empty, devoid of any sign of life now. Then the image cut out and turned to black.

The next and only image the camera of his communicator had picked up was not black, but a dark hue as Minato found himself laying on the Mansion roof looking up at the evening sky above. But the audio function had managed to capture his voice along with this melody from a silver music box he had wound up and opened to play.]


... Ayanami Rei has gone home.
aquarium_tipper: (probably your fault)
[personal profile] aquarium_tipper
what the fuck ii2 thii2??
no 2eriiou2ly.
what
the
double
fuck.
what kiind of 2liime 2lurpiing jack fucked joke ii2 thii2?
did ii diie?
when diid ii go god tiier!!


[Here, Sollux stops his furious typing and turns on the camera. He's looking over his shoulder at it and showing off a very sparkly pair of fairy insect fairies are not real idiot! wings of a mustard hue.

Of course, he can't tell if they're in frame or not, so cue on of those ridiculous turning in tiny circles to check sequences before he shuts the feed off in frustration and what might be a verbal keyboard smash.
]
aquarium_tipper: (when i say yeah sure i mean no)
[personal profile] aquarium_tipper
2omeone made a note of thii2 once.
but that was nearly a whole fuckiing 2weep ago.
that 2weep part ii2 a lie btw try more liike a quarter of 2uch.
close e-fuckiing-nough.
how many of u2 are here??
2tiill here ii2 fuckiing u2ele22 two 2ay 2iince we've got thii2 goiing down liike mu2iical chaiir2 ii2 goiing out of 2tyle.
tradiitiionally there would be 2ome 2hiity banner of fruiit and rumpu2e2 below thi2 text but fuck that.
0u0: (0w)
[personal profile] 0u0
hell0
im back
in case any0ne n0ticed i was g0ne
but i d0ubt it 0_0
anyway im still a r0b0t
s0 that was p0intless and stupid

i d0nt suggest dying here if y0u can av0id it
its really b0ring

11; video

Mar. 7th, 2012 12:08 am
eatsyourscience: (lost sight of things you want to show me)
[personal profile] eatsyourscience
[Souji's sitting on his couch with several books stacked beside him and origami cranes lining the window sill behind him. He's not looking directly at the camera when the feed comes on, but the way he sits back a little as it starts indicates that he turned it on intentionally.

He's quiet for a few seconds, as though he's listening to something. Then he looks at the device, pensive.]


How much should someone worry about the future? Or is the present more important?

[He isn't addressing anyone in particular, but he sounds like he needs a second (actually a seventh) opinion on this.]

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