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[bureaucracy_is_for_chumps]

[Right, so this place was obviously not New Meridian. Peacock growls and kicks at a near-by pumpkin in irritation as she casually lights up a cigar and takes a few over exaggerated drags before flicking it onto some of the lettuce below.

Veggies suck anyway.] I'm seriously two seconds from blowin' this joint, and I don't mean exiting stage right.

[She'd tried that. Didn't work. Just ended up popping out of the forest right back where she started. She had to give this place props for the cartoon effect it had going there. Too bad her patience is growing thin. So she casually pulls a bomb from her skirt and rolls it in her hands.] Hmm...

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[itsalluseless]

...Is that a bomb?

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[bureaucracy_is_for_chumps]

Sure is. What, ya never seen a bomb before?

[Casually spinning the bomb on a gloved fingertip.]

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[itsalluseless]

Not outside of movies and anime, no. Anyway, blowing the mansion up would really not be a good idea.

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[0u0]

That wouldn't do anything. The hive repairs itself.

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[bureaucracy_is_for_chumps]

[Oh hey. Another person with Robo-parts, neat.]

'Hive'? I don't see any bees anywhere around here!

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[forevercapslock]

That's right. Show the fucking hive who's boss. Make yourself feel better about your doom.

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[bureaucracy_is_for_chumps]

'Doom'? Hardly! Don't you know who I am?

[Of course not. No one did. She was from a secret Anti-Skullgirl lab. Oh well, it was still cool to say.]

If anythin' should be scared, it's everybody here who ain't me!

Voice;

[sinkships]

[AAAANK, MOTHERFUCKER! WRONG MOVE!]

Illegal and unwarranted use of explosives! And intent to damage public property!

[She might be getting a good buzz on but she is not going to shirk her duties.]

Voice;

[bureaucracy_is_for_chumps]

Oh snap, it's the fuzz! [Peacock jerks her head around, looking for the source of the voice before deciding it's just coming from the communicator.]

I don't see you tryin' to stop me.

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[aangairnomad]

[As creepy as this girl looks, it doesn't stop Aang from crying out in indignation.]

Hey! Some of us eat vegetables, you know?

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[bureaucracy_is_for_chumps]

I call bull on that. Veggies ain't nothing but a torture technique! Who ever heard of someone just 'goin' out for a salad'? Nobody, that's who!

[Casually stomps on a head of cabbage for emphasis.]

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[immortalhoodie]

[What. The. Fuck???? This girl looks really weird. It's making Kenny wonder if he's not tripping balls a little bit. Until his eyes fall upon the bomb. This is definitely a job for Mysterion.]

Put the explosive down, newcomer. Blowing things up isn't going to help anything.

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[bureaucracy_is_for_chumps]

On the contrary. Explosions usually solve everything. Besides, who're you? The creep who brought me here?

I'm gonna paint this mansion red with your stupid cape. Who do you think you are; Batman?

[follow_the_dead]

[And then there was Rei. And her camera. And suddenly this scene was set for some beautiful [Action]. She comes up on Peacock from behind and...]

Is that...a doll?

[Which she doesn't think is strange because she's not Mio hahaha at this point in her Wonderland stay so why not. Click!]

[bureaucracy_is_for_chumps]

[The click is startling and Peacock turns at record speed, her arms out and swinging with a good deal of force--fortunately for Rei she misses, but now she's got a short angry doll-like girl staring directly at her.]

LOOK, toots, no photographs.

[All eyes on you, Rei. They're also glowing faintly with a sinister red color.]

i heard you were promised sum text

[aquarium_tipper]

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liike iit ii2 a for real thiing that ii2 iin practiice iin modern 2ociietal tiime2?
or are you tryiing two make a 2tatement whiich ii gue22 would be okay only not really.
2o whatever iit doe2n't matter two much.
by whiich ii mean at all.
carry on.

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Done I SUPPOSE.

[bureaucracy_is_for_chumps]

...................What the fuck did I just read?

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[spacetier]

[ It sure is a nice time to walk around outside and see someone vandalize some of your plants-- wait. Wait. ]

Hey. Hey! You can't do that! [ STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT THIS INSTANT. ]

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[bureaucracy_is_for_chumps]

You think you can stop me, toots?

[That tomato? You see that tomato? Yeah it's being thrown at Jade now.]

[Action] Here, have a crazy witch

[endlessbeato]

[During one of her leisurely strolls, Beato couldn't help but be drawn in by the musky scent of cigars. She was expecting a grown man, but certainly not a small child.

[...If she could even call this thing/girl/whatever she is, that. Beato isn't going to assume that she's a witch's minion - she's met too many strange beings here, and has quickly learned that not every fantastical person or creature is a creation of a Witch. It's taken her awhile to get used to the fact that this definitely isn't home.]

Angry little thing, aren't you?

[Action] Why thank you~

[bureaucracy_is_for_chumps]

You bet your knickers I am! And for good reason too, toots, someone just kidnapped me and is really testin' my good nature by waitin' around and showin' themselves.

[She flicks the cigar ashes onto her lettuce ashtray before taking a hard drag that brought the cigar down to the butt. She flicks it away and lets a large smoke ring in the form of a bird escape her mouth.]

What's your story, dollface? You bring me here? That takes a lot of cahones.