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Apr. 2nd, 2018 08:11 am
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[ Presenting Shawn 'Smooth and Sexy' Spencer on your video feeds. The name's a work in progress. ]

Greetings, Wonderlandians. I am in your residence. All up inside of you, exploring nooks and crannies. The secret places you're too ashamed to show others. I walk away with three extremely important questions that I need answered immediately or I swear, I will get a keytar from the closets and force you all to listen to a sexy cover of a DeBarge song yet to be determined.

[ He pauses, letting out a quiet chuckle as he shakes his head. ]

Who am I kidding, we all know it'd be 'Rhythm of the Night.' And you would all love it.

[ Moving on. ]

Question one: There's a queen, I've read the pamphlets. More than one Queen, actually, but who's in charge? Who's Law and who's Order to lock the bad guys away? Because I'm telling you, this many people in one place statistically means more than one person was a terrible, terrible person at home and there should be a team of people to deal with that. I call the role of rotating specialist brought in to assist with different cases.

Question three: Has anyone here seen two bald men going by the names Ebony and Ivory or possibly Magic Head and Talmadge McGulager? One has a blind man's taste in exotic floral print shirts, the other dresses like he's on a constant loop of business meetings with foreign executives. If you do, please, tell them the glue holding this family together is here and send them to room fifty-five of the tenth floor. I hate exercise, but I do love knowing they risk their hearts exploding from exertion just to see me.

[ The only way he's going to get through being utterly and absolutely alone is by making jokes. Reaching out to end the feed, he pauses, hand hovering in the air. ]

Oh, and whoever's pepperoni hot pockets those were in the second-floor tea room, I have no idea what happened to them but I saved you from a lava-like cheese interior.

[ And with that, his feed ends. ]
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Mar. 16th, 2018 07:24 pm
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[With the carnival coming to a close... and the war declaration fresh in everyone's minds... Mikan makes a decision when she returns to her room. She looks tired when the screen flashes on.]

Excuse me, everyone... I know right now a lot of us are worried about what was announced today. I'm... I'm sure whatever happens, we'll make it through together. This should be a time to band together, but... you need to know there are enemies on our side as well. I'm so sorry it's taken me this long to tell people, but... I guess... it's been hard to think straight lately.

[A deep breath.]

... In my world, my class was kidnapped and imprisoned on a remote island, forced to play a sick murder game in order to escape. This happened to at least two other classes... I know this because some of those students are here. And over a week ago... the thing that forced us to play that game came to Wonderland.

Some of you have already seen him - the black and white bear known as Monokuma.

I know he doesn't look dangerous, but I swear to you, that thing is a monster! It gets off on driving people to their worst limits! I've had to watch my classmates die over and over, all for his amusement! And... And I want to believe he has no power here, that Wonderland is stronger than he is... but I also know he won't be content to sit back and watch.

Please... stay away from him! Don't even talk to him! He knows how to use your weaknesses, how to get inside your head...

[She shuts her eyes hard, needing a moment to compose herself as tears flood her eyes.]

I know I could be risking things by saying this... but... but you all deserve to be safe, and happy, and to not fall into despair! And I'm scared... I'm so scared of what will happen with him, and this war... but I won't give up... I promise, I won't give up...

[She clenches her teeth, and her eyes flash open in a rare moment of anger.]

I won't give up on hope!
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[video forever] D U D E

Mar. 7th, 2018 07:52 pm
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YO.

[The video starts abruptly with a far-too-close shot of Taako's face.]

DID YOU GUYS KNOW I HAVE A SISTER?!

[Taako opens a fist against his temple, making a noise akin to an explosion.]

So many things make sense now. Like, a bunch of my life, actually. Because I just remembered it.

[There's a loud "WOO!" in the background. Taako grins.]

Right?! Right, Lup is the sister. My sister.

[Really? The one who looks just like you? Everyone is shocked.]

But yeah, uh, so. Basically this place can suck less than 100% sometimes. I guess.

[He snorts, shakes his head, and with that, ends the feed.]
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Feb. 21st, 2018 06:55 pm
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Greetings. This is Toriel.

I have been... putting off mentioning this for a while. I had hoped that they may return after a brief absence, as sometimes happens here in Wonderland, but. I am getting the feeling that is not the case here.

Chara is gone.

I understand that they have gotten close to a number of people here, that there are many who care about them but do not stop by to see them every day... so I thought it best to say so, so that there would not be anyone wondering.

I am sorry.

[Toriel... completely lacks the warmth and energy that she usually has, when she makes network posts. Really, she just looks and sounds tired, more than anything else. Completely drained. Those who are familiar with her would definitely notice the difference.

Those who are familiar with seeing her around, cooking in the kitchen, stopping by the library, or just enjoying a leisurely walk around the grounds, would also notice something different- namely that she's not doing any of those things anymore. She doesn't really seem to be leaving her room at all, really. For about a week now- and it's unlikely to change anytime soon, if left to her own devices.]
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Feb. 15th, 2018 04:21 pm
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Um... hello, everyone. I'll try not to other you, and make this quick. I just had a few things to say.

[To make sure she's doing this right, she has a small notepad. page flip.]

First... during that zombie event, when were trapped in our fantasies... Several of you tried to help me get out of that place, and even though I was really stubborn, I really appreciate what you did. So, thank you.

[page flip.]

Second, Valentine's Day was yesterday. Normally I would have given my friends some chocolate, but, um, since we just had an event, I wasn't sure if anyone would be in the mood to have some... B-But I'll be making some in the kitchen, so if you still want one, you can come here and take some.

[page flip.]

And last, um... I write down what happens every day in my journals, but lately I was thinking, I'd like to start putting photos in there too... Of both good and bad memories. So I was going to ask the closet for a camera... b-but I don't know a lot about cameras. So, um, I guess, I just wanted to know if anyone had any suggestions or tips about that kind of thing...?

[She double-checks her page... nothing forgotten, and not too many apologies! Success! She looks very proud of herself.]

Th-that's all! Thank you, chocolates, and cameras! Th-thanks for listening.

((OOC: feel free to go action if you want chocolates!))
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Feb. 15th, 2018 11:10 am
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[Tchaikovsky is playing in the background.]

Can you really draw a definite line between good and evil? Given the opportunity, would you do something terrible, if you knew you could get away with it? Don't answer right away. Think about it. I can wait.
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[video forever] I need a little fabulous, is that so wrong? (backdated to 1/20)

Jan. 23rd, 2018 06:23 pm
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[Taako's face fills up the screen entirely at first, his glittery gold eye shadow almost blinding as he blinks into the camera. But then he backs up, and as he grins broadly he reveals what his little slice of fantasy land entails. Largely it seems to consist of a chaise lounge, velvet curtains everywhere, and dramatic lighting. The lounge is placed up a few steps from where Taako is filming, and the steps themselves are littered with the remains of the feast Taako's apparently just finished. Fast food bags, and candy wrappers abound, but so do picked-over turkey carcasses and empty champagne bottles.

Taako adjusts his shirt-- which is apparently a mink fur crop top, if that flash of his belly is any sign --and starts speaking.]

So this one kind of rocks? Like. Seriously. I mean, I could probably set this up normally, I guess, but it's sorta different to have it just happen, y'know? No effort on my part at all. Sucks that it's not gonna stay real forever, I guess, but. Eh. J'boy's cool wit' this one.

[It would be understandable for Taako's fantasy to involve being left alone-- it seems empty enough, after all. But just as Taako's about to fumble with his device to shut it off, a familiar voice calls from off-screen and Taako pauses to listen.]

Taaaakoooo. Stop saying stuff like that.

[For a Fantasy!Magnus, he actually sounds pretty annoyed. And as he steps into the frame carrying a tray of holographic, rainbow-colored macarons, he's also pretty shirtless.]

C'mon. You haven't even tried out the catwalk, yet. Merle and Ango and everybody warmed up their clapping hands all night!

[Taako snorts, clearly still not taking this entirely seriously. He turns back to the camera with a little shrug.]

I guess if any of you want to see a very real, totally not illusory fashion show, you're welcome to swing by. Later, skaters.
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Jan. 15th, 2018 09:49 pm
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Hey, can you hear me? Am I coming through?

[ Monika's eye appears on the screen briefly, then disappears with a screech of static. The screen flickers, and after a few more odd noises, she clears her throat and appears fully, smiling cheerfully as ever. ]

Hi there, everyone! I'm Monika! Uh, if you couldn't tell already, I'm new here. But I'm sure you're always hearing people say that, right?

[ People. That's a thought. Her face warms. ]

Anyway, I know we're in a weeeird situation, but I hope we can all make the best of it! I've found that the easiest way to brighten up a bad time is to get creative~ So I spent a little time writing this. It's always nice to write your thoughts out, you know?

[ She helpfully holds up her work and lets it fill the screen for everyone to see. Go on, take your time! ]


( Read more... )

[ The poem disappears and there she is, still! Smiling! Yay, poetry! ]

Ahaha, I got a little experimental today. I hope you don't mind. [ She looks sheepish. ] I'm usually only good with free verse, but I'm really proud of the results!

Anyway! I'm glad to get to know you all, because I love making new friends! [ She holds up a finger. ] In honor of the occasion, here's Monika's Writing Tip of the Day! Sometimes, you'll have to make very hard decisions about editing your work. You might even end up having to start all over! But don't let it discourage you. Writing is a dirty process, so getting your hands messy is inevitable. Let it help you grow!

[ Monika gives another smile, softer this time, and waves as she shuts off the feed. Time for a fresh start! ]
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Jan. 15th, 2018 12:11 pm
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( ACTION | from the pool up to floor 6 )
[ the first thing ray wants after he drags himself out of the pool is to follow his instincts toward home. his feet leave wet sloshes in a path behind him up to the sixth floor, dressed in a drenched set of coveralls, work boots, and a STAR labs cap with the brim in the back.

the people he passes moving through the halls in a haze are fuzzy but familiar. he smiles back and says hello-- and even gets names right now and again. but he presses on, excusing himself after brief exchanges.

he lets himself into room 004. lets it feel like he's where he belongs. lets the water soak the carpet as he stands hesitantly in the doorway, waiting for a weller welcome in one of two flavors. ]

...Hello? Hon? Kurt?

( TEXT | anonymous )
could wonderland actually be our real homes?

( ooc | feel free to run into him at a place of your choosing in the mansion, if you'd like )
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Jan. 12th, 2018 07:46 pm
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[So it's a little weird for an apparent eleven-year-old to ask about certain things, but after Shepard's recent post to the network and because of his own personal reasons he has a question for Wonderland.

He doesn't bother with video this time around.]

Can anyone tell me what it's like to die?

[He knows people have died here in Wonderland, and he knows there are people here who have died at home. This seems like the best group of people to ask about something like this.]
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[video] Missing: One beautiful magical boy

Dec. 17th, 2017 07:35 pm
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[Taako stares at the camera. For a moment, it looks like he's gonna just turn everything back off again. But then he blows out a sigh and begins speaking.]

Look, I know people, like, go back and forth all the time. So maybe it's just, like, a quickie. But still, uh.

[With a wave of his hand, a small hologram appears in front of the camera. It's a little boy in glasses and fancy clothes.]

Anybody seen this nerd? His name is Angus. Uh. It's been a while since I saw him, so.

[NOT THAT HE CARES OR ANYTHING.]

Just, y'know, with all the weird Candlenights stuff. Maybe he's just eating cookies somewhere.

[Yeah. That's it.]

Uh, speaking of, those cookies are crazy magical. Like, you all probably figured that by now, but if you didn't. Like, don't eat them, maybe? I don't really care, though.

[And with that-- and an oddly troubled look --he shuts the feed off.]
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Dec. 10th, 2017 02:46 pm
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I'm seeing a lot of shoddy 'let me out of here or I'll start stabbing people/shooting people/blowing the place up' attempts at introductions lately, and really, it's starting to get boring.

We get it. Barely anyone actually wants to be here, but if you're going to open with threats, at least try to be inventive about it.

But here's a heads up. No one is impressed by your metaphorical dick-waving. Put it away and at least try to act like you're a civilised person. We put up with worse than you and your shit at least once every couple of months.

If anyone actually tries to start a one man riot, I will personally turn them into a fucking pigeon, and they can go into time out on the roof.
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Dec. 2nd, 2017 04:51 pm
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What do you do when someone breaks your trust in them? Is there a way to regain it? Should it be regained? How do you learn to trust anyone again?

[And then, after some time...]

[PRIVATE VOICE TO FIDDLEFORD]

Is the offer for memory erasure... s-still open?

((OOC: unless stated otherwise, all her replies will be anon!))
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Oct. 30th, 2017 11:09 pm
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[Stan thinks he's so clever. He's cocky enough that he comes on the network and laughs.]

Ha! This place thinks it can trip me up with some truth-telling nonsense. These things ain't that hard to get around - all you gotta do is say something that's technically true and you can get away with whatever you want! Like that time my great niece shoved truth teeth in my mouth while I was sleeping and I purposefully blurted out uncomfortable and disgusting things to make sure my niblings wouldn't want to actually ask me any questions!

[You could hear a pin drop in the moment after that sentence.]

...Wait. That's not what I wanted to-- oh, goddamn it!

[He didn't really want to cuss either, but the event is making him say exactly what he means, so he scrambles to shut the camera off immediately.]
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journal entry #1 [video]

Oct. 16th, 2017 08:39 pm
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[When the camera turns on, it's focused on an older woman, easily in her late 50's, with short, white curled hair. Her deep blue robes and ornate staff, coupled with her rather serious expression, make her a rather imposing figure. She's holding a blue and silver bound journal, which she seems to be scribbling fervently in until she notices the device is on, and she re-steadies it quickly to give her message.]

I would like to request an audience with whoever seems to have summoned me to their, uhm... lovely home. I understand that there are many who require my attention, but my situation is rather urgent, and I can't spare any time at the moment.

[As the message goes on, she seems increasingly tense, gripping harder to her staff and seemingly obviously distracted.]

Provided this is broadcasting to more than one person, any help would be appreciated.

[Quickly, she reaches out, fumbling with a few buttons before the feed cuts.]
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Oct. 3rd, 2017 09:47 pm
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ok but I'm assuming there's a welcoming committee? I'd just like to say that I haven't been introduced to the welcoming committee and also, I'm assuming there's a brochure somewhere, something along the lines of 'welcome to wonderland here are 101 ways to get high'?

didn't get that either.

so that said, i'm going to compile a list of every question you must have heard a thousand times before.

✘ this pocket universe is inspired by carrol's wonderland. duh. any signs of a portal? anything?

✘ are the mirrors creepy in a 1984 way or in a creepy-girls-WILL-climb-out-at-night way? super important.

✘ where are the EAT ME and DRINK ME stuff? because I had cookies three hours ago and I'm reporting no change in size. Where do I file a complaint?

✘ how many people's heads have been offed? is that a thing?

✘ is there really a high caterpillar? because meeting the guy's on my bucket list.

✘ HAVE all of the mansion's horses and all of its men tried to put Humpty together again?


also fyi if you see a guy in a flying suit of armor that's just me. don't shoot, it never ends well and also it gives me a serious electromagnetic headache.
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Sep. 25th, 2017 06:02 pm
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[For someone from a place of slightly more primitive technology, Lup seems to get a handle on her handheld device quickly enough, the elf framing her face perfectly in the screen, mouth curled to the side in a sharp grin. She looks totally in her element, confident and poised despite knowing nothing of this place or of the people who run it.

The one thing she does know is she needs out of here. Pronto.

For those unfortunate residents of Wonderland who know Taako, they may mistake this woman for him considering they share the same identical faces and long, elven ears. Her voice is a little different, naturally, but hey, elves get sick sometimes too, right?]

Now, I don't want to crush your game, but I'm gonna need the name of the nerd who runs this place, because I'm a busy woman who has exactly zero time for this bullshit. I can't fault you for wanting some of the good, ol' Lup brand to sparkle up this place, but it just isn't going to work.

It's not me, it's deffo all you.

And hey-- [She holds up free hand in front of the camera, which certainly looks to be on fire.] If you don't want to come out and face me yourself, I'll just start burning it down. I have a feeling that garden out front is gonna make for a pretty choice blaze. And I've got spell slots to burn, baby.

Your move. [And okay, that ending is slightly marred by the fact she struggles to figure out how to disconnect the call, but still!]
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ask me anything, text - ota (backdated to yesterday)

Sep. 20th, 2017 07:13 pm
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Tweedledee just appeared in my room out of thin air, and we had a good chat while she ate some cookies. ama.

and just in case you don't feel like it, the gist was if people don't die Wonderland will implode. Memories are good, death is better - more fuel for the Core. So.

it was casual girl talk tuesday.
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Sep. 2nd, 2017 07:50 pm
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Let's say you have two friends who you care about very much, and they're both very nice people.

You learned friend 1 has a crush on friend 2. You think they'd be very good together.

Is there any way I can get them together? Or should I stay out of it?
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Entry 1: Video

Aug. 28th, 2017 09:05 am
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[A large, burly man who appears to be in about his 40's stares into the communication device like he's never seen anything quite like it. The image him on the screen goes all over, sometimes even upside down, as he tries to figure out how to use it properly.] 
 
This is the weirdest stone of farspeech I've ever seen...let's see if it'll work if I do this... 
 
[He pushes a few more buttons and the device makes a couple odd noises before Magnus deems that yeah...maybe he did something right?] 
 
Taako? Merle? Can either of you hear me? I know these aren't supposed to work in Wonderland, but maybe cause I'm in some weird "bad luck" challenge thing away from you guys it'll work? I don't even know how the hell this is supposed to be me having bad luck since I've just been wandering around bored with nothing to fight.
 
At least in the other challenges there was stuff for me to hit...though I guess I'm glad I didn't get a giant block thing dropped on me like Taako did. 
 
[He sighs and adjusts the grip on the communicator, and with the new view (still slightly angled) it's clear to see a large ax on his back and a long lance that looks almost like the hand of an elaborate clock.] 
 
So yeah, I guess just hang on and try not to die while I try to figure this shit out? That'd be real great.

[As for the event and the giants attacking this place while Magnus has arrived, he's been lucky enough to not run into any of it yet and get himself lost in empty hallways. Though when the time comes, Magnus is always ready to fight the good fight.]
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Aug. 17th, 2017 10:40 pm
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i thought i would give this a try, but who put the letters in this order

is it like this in the future, you lot changed the order of the letters

why would you do that
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Aug. 12th, 2017 04:58 pm
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[ It's been a weird few months in Wonderland, and this last event was disconcerting in the way that it robbed them all of their real identities for a little while. That world was all they knew, and she hated that loss of control, of having her memories completely twisted without her consent. Patterson wishes they would never have to go through that again, but knows that probably won't be the last of it.

Which just makes her even more determined to do what she wants, something she has some semblance of control over. She wants to know more people here, and she wants them all to make their own fun, even if that's a fleeting thing. Even if their captors never give a damn, Patterson will never give them the satisfaction of being visibly frustrated or upset by the circumstances of this place.

So she starts the video feed with a smile and a little wave. ]

Hey, everyone out there. Some of you know me, but just in case: I'm Patterson. Been here a few months now. It's...an adventure, right?

Anyway, I was thinking about ways to kind of make this place feel even just slightly more normal. Something we can control. Okay, so back home, I collect board games. Like, a lot. [ Enough that she has them organized alphabetically by board game creator. ] We should do a monthly game night. Or weekly? And maybe sometimes we could even come up with a murder mystery game. Like a dinner theater type thing. Would anyone out there even care? I wanna find an empty room, decorate it, and we could do this there. Maybe even watch movies afterwards, eat lots of junk food.

Who's up for it?
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▲ 5th Cipher ▲ [Audio/Video]

Aug. 9th, 2017 03:18 pm
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[Hey look guys, it’s a network post from your ole pal, Bill! No, not the lizard and shame on you for being disappointed by that revelation! Yes he is a triangle, yes he is stunning and thankfully he doesn't seem to have packed any extra entertainment to explode into his broadcast today.]

“ALL RIGHT WONDERLAND, I think it’s HIGH TIME someone ASKS the BIG QUESTION-- just HOW MANY OF YOU come from the LAND OF LIVELY CORPSES?!

I GET IT. OUR ROTTING BRETHREN are CHARMING ENOUGH. IF anything the REST of you MORTALS should be like THEM. At least ZOMBIES ACCURATELY DISPLAY the TRUE HORROR of what BEING ALIVE FEELS LIKE—slowly SHAMBLING towards your DEATH every PASSING SECOND, you CAN’T KEEP YOUR PIECES TOGETHER and all you WANNA DO IS GRRRRROAN-- But I tend to LIKE a little VARIETY in my TORTURE! SO I wanna KNOW, just how many more MINDS do we gotta CYCLE THROUGH before we’ve VISITED ALL of your TRAUMA-- because I swear, if I have to GO through ANOTHER REALITY where I FAKE a BLOOD TEST, I just might have to START STOCKING UP.”

[The triangle’s lid narrows at that, an unpleasant memory from Genosha flashing momentarily into his retina.]

“Now either we’re FAILING SOME KINDA TEST every time these SUCKERS COME BY or WONDERLAND’S started PICKING FAVORITES…”

[And if it’s the latter, he really would like to know.]

“Anyway, you KIDS LOVE CONSPIRACIES; so LAY EM on ME! I think we ALL KNOW what HAPPENS when you DON’T~”
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TOP 5 TRENDING STANFEED ARTICLES BY CEO STAN PINES

Aug. 6th, 2017 02:28 pm
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SOME CHOICE RNC MEMES AND SHITS (from Taako Taalk on the Stanfeed network)

Aug. 6th, 2017 11:07 am
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There's nothing more inspiring than a bunch of republicans in one place.

(Lolololol no that's the exact opposite of true).

But I did get some rad ideas from wandering around with these losers for a few days so enjoy! And as always like, share, subscribe, and

( SPREAD THE VIRUS, EDGELORDS! )
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+ The True Moral +

Aug. 1st, 2017 09:13 pm
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[ Grey ruffles obscure the broadcast, until the Duchess takes a step aside. She has taken her head off whole, and placed it carefully on a scale. She watches the numbers rise... rise... rise, until the scale beeps, and stops just at 39.9 pounds. The Duchess sighs, pleased, and picks her head back up. ]

Heavy is the head that knows the truth, make sure 'tis not too much to bear!

[ A long silence follows.

After a while it occurs to her that her audience may be with her still. ]

'Tis all I shall tell you today. If you wish to dig, dig yourself, what good is any truth if it lies buried with you? [ She taps her lip. ] Cremated, I suppose, that would be more accurate.

[ The Duchess primly sets her head straight in her lap. ]

Now, shall we bake a cake to help us through these frightful times? [ She clears her throat. ] You will need two eggs, two tablespoons cocoa, half a cup shortening, one and a half cups white sugar, one teaspoon of salt, one teaspoon vanilla extract, one cup buttermilk, two and a half cups all-purpose flour, sifted of course, one and a half teaspoons baking soda....

[ This will go on for some time. Feel free to bake along. ]
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Jul. 20th, 2017 04:26 pm
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[ After being told there are vampires in this place, Liv has to know what people think about a couple of different things without outing herself in the process. ]

If you're something other than human and need to eat, let's call it, 'alternative food,' are you ever worried about someone finding out and freaking in an 'I'll kill you' way?

And for all of the actual humans, are you afraid of the people who aren't human?

Asking for a friend.
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Asgore has an Important Question

Jul. 5th, 2017 10:52 pm
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::The video feed turns on. Asgore is in it. He is sitting next to a... Christmas... tree... which he has apparently put up in his room. For some reason. And he is wearing a very Ugly Christmas Sweater. The absolute worst.::

So! Because it is almost Christmas time, I was wondering if anyone other than Monsters celebrates this special holiday. It is a time when Monsters exchange gifts with friends and family, and decorate trees, such as the Christmas Tree which I have behind me.

::He pans the camera over to get a look at what appears to be a very average Christmas tree; he must have asked for 'generic Christmas Tree decorations' from the closets or something. It has lights and balls and tinsel and non-religious bauble at the top. He keeps the camera on the tree instead of on himself for the rest of the video's duration.::

I thought that if you wanted to, you could share what you were hoping for for Christmas this year. I always enjoy a new necktie bottle of Stetson cologne shaving kit new kind of tea. Who knows, you may be visited by Santa and he will bring you what you want.

::The video feed cuts off::
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[VIDEO] these bones in my jaw- they don't have a flaw.

Jul. 3rd, 2017 01:20 pm
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[So here’s Mabel sitting at her craft table in her room, surrounded by her piles of stuffed animals. It looks like she’s about to make the world’s cuddliest State of the Union address.]

Hi, Wonderfriends!

As you know, I, Mabel Pines, am an expert at problem-solving. I not only solve my own problems, but the problems of my friends, and I have the scrapbooked evidence to prove it! Plus I’m co-leader of Angel Investigations- we make your mysteries history. Aw yeah, nailed that plug! [she high fives a stuffed animal, and then sighs and leans back.] But as surprising as it is, there are some problems I can’t solve. You see, I’ve been in Wonderland for two years now, which means I definitely haven’t been to the orthodontist. [and here, she smiles, revealing her braces, which she gestures to.] These things? Do not tighten themselves, guys. And since I kiiinda don’t want a super messed up mouth while I’m in Wonderland, I only have one question for you.

[and here she looks deeply pained, all the casualness gone from her tone, because believe or not, people, untightened braces are uncomfortable as hell.] Is there a dentist in the house??
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Jun. 30th, 2017 05:53 pm
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[Whelp, the last event has left Wheatley feeling like he's been missing out on something. Oh, well. It's not like he can do anything about it...]

[But he can go onto the network and ask someone to do something about it.]

'Ello, Wonderland. Good Ol' Wheatley here with a bit of an... Erm, well, it's more like a request, really.

You see, as a Personality Core, I don't usually get to have arms or legs to mess around with. I was fine with it until that event rolled along and turned me into something with arms and legs for almost a week. You have no idea how weird it is to get used to that, like I suddenly had these new appendages on me that I had to learn how to actually use in a short amount of time! Then, once I get used to them, everything just goes back to normal! Just like that.

Anyway, what I'm trying to get at here is... Um. Does Wonderland have any robot makers living here? I mean, anyone who can build and/or program a machine?

I was wondering if I could ask someone to make me some kind of body with arms and legs so I could, y'know, walk around? Grab stuff? It doesn't even have to be permanent, really, I'd prefer something I could just... Plug into if I needed arms and legs. Yeah...

Could someone help me out? Please?
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