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[Ah, the Land of Hellfire and Hope. Dean had a grand ol' time in familiar territory, modeled to mimic the barren waste of The Pit, crackling embers beneath his feet, heavy chains above his head, and wind that sounded all too much like pained wails when a particularly large gust blew by.

Not a place he recalls with any fondness, hence his lack of communication with most of the outside "worlds" during the event.

No one needs to see Hell.

The fluttery white things that followed him around weren't so bad, though. Made of what seemed to be pure light and feathers.
]

So, uh.

[Eloquent, as always, over the comm system.]

That was a barrel-of-monkeys' worth of fun, huh? Anyone think you got the short end of the stick with this event?

[Is he right, or is he right? Dean supposes it all depends on what you got shafted with.]
sporty_pottymouth: (HEY ASSHOLE!)
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Hey!! Is anyone else getting harassed by dogs in bandannas?

[And as if on cue one of the aforementioned dogs pops its head on screen and headbutts Stan lightly in the shoulder before saying in a forced high-pitched voice.]

Oh Mister Hero~~ Come and play catch with us~~ Pleaaaaaaase~? [The dog dramatically throws itself against his shoulder and whines.

Stan seems a little put off by this, but pats the dog on its shoulder.
]

No!! I won't play 'catch' with you, get off me! I'm trying to find out what's going on!

[Video]

Nov. 23rd, 2012 07:06 pm
macheteswitchblade: (dude listen)
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[The camera flickered on to a semi-content looking Evan who appeared to have splatters of food on his clothing as well as an apron (but a very manly looking, he will assure you) with the trite and overused phrase, "Kiss the cook" embroidered on it.

He waved at the camera, holding up what appeared to be a plate of a poorly cooked turkey with stuffing messily surrounding it. This of course, was his attempt at a Thanksgiving dinner, even though it was in fact the day AFTER Thanksgiving. Still, it was obvious he needed help with how to cook the damn thing, and what better way to ask for help than to send a video out to everyone?]


Hey everyone, uh, I know I'm a bit late and I'm pretty sure not all of y'all are American, but I'm tryin' to make some dinner and I was wondering if anyone knows how to baste a turkey. 'cause I sure don't.

[He laughed awkwardly as he leaned onto the counter and slapped the turkey. There was a pause before he turned back to the camera and pointed behind him.]

...but yeah, I'm in the kitchen so. Help a brother make a Thanksgiving mean, yeah?

video

Nov. 22nd, 2012 02:55 pm
placed_first: (little bitches get out)
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So I know it's Thanksgiving and all, but since we get tacos and chicken and turkey for free all the time. How come we don't just. Celebrate all week long?

Like forever.

I think that'd be a good plan. [Insert some amazingly super casual taco eating here.]
kissin_the_cereal: (AH!)
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Uhm... Hello? [Meet Ted. He's looking at the device and sheepishly smiles.] Hi. So, two questions.

One? Where am I.

Two. How do I get out?

[He nods a little as if satisfied with his questions and then shrugs.] 'Cause you know, that would be cool. I kinda need to get back home before people start flipping out and asking where I went and all that.

....But this thing is cool, I like it.

[Taps screen once.]

Video

Oct. 20th, 2012 08:37 pm
pottershotter: (I'm not fooling)
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[James stands in front of the camera and when it turns on, he's still angling it just right. Hey, he's starting to get a handle on Muggle technology! Anyway, when he's done, it's clear he's down in the Entrance Hall, near those mail boxes the twins put up. He runs his hand through his hair one last time and then looks right at the camera.]

Hullo there, Wonderland! James Potter here. It's come to my attention that...I'm bored. Very bored. Normally it's not wise to let me go about being bored, but I suppose I'll let it slide this time. [And he grins that mischevious grin that's both charming and worrisome at once.]

Anyhow, I also realized that I don't really know most of you, and that's really a shame since we're all stuck here together. And I want to change that! So, I've got a question for you all. I've been wondering about it a lot lately, and everyone's probably got a different answer.

[He gears up, ready for a grand presentation, with a lot of hand gesturing. He can't really help it.]

So, think about when you're going to home. Pretend for a minute that you'll remember everything from here, and that you'll know the minute you get there that you've been gone for weeks, months...even years for some of you, I imagine. But you're back home, to exactly whenever you were before, and you can go do anything you want. What's the first thing you'd do when you got there?

[He doesn't even have to think about his own answer:] I'd go propose to my future wife, of course. Immediately. Maybe we'd even go get married that second!

But enough about that - I want to hear your answers. As incentive, I've got prizes! Good or interesting answers get treats from my world. [He shakes a bag he's been holding the whole time.] Awful or grumpy answers get something else entirely.

["Something else entirely" being their names on a list of people to prank in the future. This plan is brilliant, in James' opinion.]

Well, come on now - I know you don't have better things to do.
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[Hope no-one else intended to use the ballroom today because Kyle has taken it over. It's now less of a ball-room and more of a ball-pit, with a bouncy castle in the middle of the room. Totally an improvement in his ten year old eyes.]

It's Stan's birthday today. [Just in case the banner saying 'Happy Birthday Stan!' wasn't clue enough.] Anyone who isn't an asshole can come to the party.

[Who can resist an offer like that? And then it's video feed filtering time.]

Private to Stan )
sporty_pottymouth: (Bummed)
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[Stan is visible on screen just staring at a guinea pig that is curled up on his lap. It is chewing carefully on the tip of a carrot and when he strokes its back it looks up at him.]

Hey! Has anybody here seen Craig? He's a kid that's like my age, but he has this really dumb blue hat on. He isn't in his room anymore and now I'm stuck with like five guinea pigs! I don't even know where the rest of them went.

... Anybody want one of these guys? They're pretty mellow but I don't know what to do with them. I was holding them in me and Kyle's room until Craig found out what to do with them, but I guess the asshole just bailed.

[But secretly Stan is actually pretty worried after all that weird shit went down. Like creepy death fog and such.]

[Video]

Aug. 4th, 2012 09:19 pm
bullyingtendencies: (idk my bff stripe.)
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[The feed flickers to life to reveal utter chaos in the form of a single blob of midnight blue and an army of loud furry creatures.]

[A good educated guess would be that number of Guinea Pigs would be slipping past twenty soon if they had not already. Left largely unattended they run around and cause havoc in the room. In the middle of the mess with his legs crossed sits one Craig Tucker.]

[Off in the corner there is a crash as one of the critters head-butts a few things off of a table but Craig remains too preoccupied with the Guinea Pig in front of him to notice what the others are up to.]

Dude, say hello.

[Obediently the rodent stands onto its hind legs and wiggles its front arms around. Promptly it is rewarded with a carrot and a pat on the head.]

Now circle!

[This time the Guinea pig, in addition to a number of the others, run around in a circle.]

Good boy.

[Going by how genuinely happy he looks Craig really doesn’t know he has been recorded. Who knew boredom would be the cause of a positive reaction from this kid? Anyone who knows him]

((ooc: If anyone has trouble visualizing any of the tricks: www.youtube.com/watch))

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[Panties.]

[That’s right, Cerebella’s big introduction to the network is a glorious pantyshot. Expect that a lot around here.]


Ouch.

[Pushing herself up, the camera finally got a better view of the beautiful and talented Cerebella.]

[Covered in fresh pumpkin goo. There is a story to that but for now Cere’s back on her feet trying to brush off the liquid mess.]


Wow this is embarrassing. How do I miss a big skeleton monster by this much? Ew it’s going to stain.

[With most of the seeds and globs thrown to the ground, Cerebella picks up her hat and proceeds dusts off the goo from it too. Sorry Vice-Versa.]


Now let’s see, how I lost the Skullgirl probably has something to do with that big explosion. I really shouldn’t let her get away, she’s a threat to the Medici’s. But on the otherhand, I still have my job to do for Vitale. Nadia Fortune has to be somewhere nearby...so who do I go after first?
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[The video shows Swain hanging around the kitchen.]

I believe I owe Wonderland an introduction.

[The new, fledgling bird on his shoulder perch caws and stretches her wings. He hushes her.]

My name is Jericho Swain, Grand General of Noxus. I've seen that we're not organized in the slightest. This needs to change if any of us are to find an escape.

Those who care to discuss the matter further can find me in the kitchen.

[He sits back further in the chair and cuts the video off, momentarily showing a pot of tea.]

1. [Video]

Jul. 2nd, 2012 10:57 pm
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[Oddly, when the video feed initially clicks on, there's nobody in sight - the only thing onscreen is a bedroom, which would be extremely tidy if not for the tangled vegetation spilling through the window and all over the carpet.

There is a voice, but it might take a little effort to make out the words. Not that the speaker is slurring or anything; she's just that quiet.]


U-Um... hello? [It comes out as more of a squeak.

Finally, a face emerges - more accurately, the top half of a face, cut off by the bottom of the screen. And it's a pony's face. A pastel-yellow one, with a pink mane.

The owner of the face doesn't seem to want to make eye contact with the camera.]
I'm awfully sorry to interrupt. I know you must be busy. I just - [A pause. There's a small scraping noise from somewhere below.] I just wanted to know if anypony's seen a white bunny around here. He's really the sweetest little thing, but it's his dinnertime, and I've looked all over, I swear! All I did was step out for a moment, and... [Her voice trails off. She starts to sink under the screen again.] Um. It's okay if you don't know where he is either. No pressure. Thanks for listening, anyway.

[The video cuts out before she disappears entirely.]
sporty_pottymouth: (You don't mean that do you?)
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[The feed cuts on and focuses on a kid that doesn't look too happy. Pretty nervous, if anything.]

Huh? Oh, this thing works? Wow, I didn't think it would since I just found it in the trash.

[A pause.]

Uh. 'Sup, dude? I found your phone or whatever... wanna tell me where I am? Where'd everybody go?

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