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[beatupgrass]

[As per usual when Rocket broadcasts he's in the process of doing something else. In this case, he appears to be welding with a mask that doesn't really fit over his muzzle properly, resulting in a lot of awkwardly shifting to make sure he doesn't light his chin on fire. Honestly, it looks like he turned on the communicator, and then realized he had something else he needed to adjust.

After a few seconds of additional welding, he lifts up the mask.]

Okay, okay... There's been a lot going on, and a lot to talk about, and honestly... Wonderland's shit is still above my paygrade, but since the White Queen has turned out to be not as psychopathic as we previously believed as of right now... It's got me thinkin'.

[He scratches under his chin.] So, like, a lot of our Mirrors were grade-A assholes, and that made sense 'cause they served a grade-A bitch like the Queen of Hearts, but now that the White Queen's in charge and she's projecting way more sweetness at least... What's that gotta be like for 'em? I mean, my Mirror didn't even skulk around during that clusterfuck, so I'm guessin' he's real pressed about this arrangement and that kinda tickles me.

[He shrugs.] Eh, I dunno. Just a thought.

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[noreason]

[...Huh.]

I hadn't thought of that at all. Mine isn't so bad from what I know, but I wonder if they'll change at all now.

[beatupgrass]

She said she didn't plan on ever unmaking 'em, didn't she? But like... You'd think some of the meaner ones would basically be begging for it at this point.

[noreason]

Yeah...I guess it'd be too...nice? for them now.

[beatupgrass]

Then again, the idea that my Mirror might have to attend mandatory tea parties does delight me.

[noreason]

Well, why wouldn't it?

[His own Mirror would probably be terrified, even of a tea party.]

They didn't really seem to make any trouble before Christmas.

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[testcase]

That's a good question.

[She's not going to be super weirded out by the talking animal, that seems kind of pointless even if technically she's never met Rocket before.]

When I got here, I was under the impression they were kind of like evil twins, but if the person in charge isn't evil, then...I don't know, it seems like something might change there? Like maybe they'll learn to be less evil?

[She's really got nothing here, any interest Junko had in her own mirror dwindled considerably after she showed up in Wonderland full time. It's not important to her for the time being.]

[beatupgrass]

Unless you're a shithead and then your Mirror's amazing for some reason. It's kinda up in the air what actually goes into making 'em. Maybe the White Queen's givin' up manners lessons over there.

[He snickers at the thought.]

[testcase]

[She's not a shithead...as far as anyone knows.]

I'd ask if they'd go for that, but I guess they wouldn't really have a choice, right?

[beatupgrass]

Probably not. Then again, Whitey seems like a big pushover. I wouldn't be surprised if she lets those jerks walk all over her.

[testcase]

Do you think that can happen? I mean if she's a pushover and they're like all evil, then...

[She looks pretty concerned about this.

She actually doesn't care too much. It'd be super despairing if it happened, but she doesn't expect mirror mutiny to be on Wonderland's agenda.]

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[howsitgoindude]

[Soos has come to realize there are so many different kinds of people here and that they're all, essentially, just people, so he manages to restrain his urge to ask a million questions about what it's like to be a talking raccoon. But that doesn't mean he has to be on-topic.]

I just got here, so I dunno anything about those mirror dudes. I was just wonderin' what you're making there.

[beatupgrass]

Knowing me, it's either a weapon of mass destruction or it just looks like one, but in actuality, it just makes toast. I like to keep people guessing.

[He has so few things to excite him in Wonderland.]

[howsitgoindude]

[This raccoon is a lot cooler than the ones that bite him out behind the Shack.]

Could it do both? Like, mass destruction, then have a snack after. Maximize your afternoon.

[beatupgrass]

[.......]

Shit. That's a good idea. What's your name, dude?

[howsitgoindude]

Soos, dude. It's good to meet you, and stuff.

[He beams into the camera.]

I'm a bit of a handyman myself. Haven't gotten to the high-tech sci-fi stuff, but it's only a matter of time.

[krmvgivv]

They’re not alll grade-A, um, tuchases. Some of them are just... really, really, terribly dumb.

[HE HATES DIPPY FRESH SO MUCH!!]

[beatupgrass]

I had a Mirror like that once. Then he got unmade and replaced with the psychotic version. Maybe she'll go back.

[He shakes his head, like NOPE. NONE OF THAT.] On second thought, I'd rather have the tuchas.

[He has no idea what it means, but it sounds apropos.]

[krmvgivv]

[Congrats, Rocket, your world is enriched. Yiddish slang is the best slang.]

I... kinda agree, actually.

[Dippy Fresh is so bad.]

I guess my old Mirror was too psychotic even for the Queen of Hearts.

[beatupgrass]

That's a really high bar for psychotic you're settin' here, kid.

[Have you met the Terminator Procyon Lotor?]

[krmvgivv]

I think it was less the level of psychotic and more who he was psychotically devoted to.

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[oneagainstall]

I mean, mine's a fuckin' stoner hippy so I'm pretty certain he hasn't noticed one way or the fuckin' other.

[His keeps SMILING and it's weird. Gren hates it.]

But yeah, guess it makes sense they might be less fuckin' antsy now they're not being run like a complete pyscho.

[beatupgrass]

Maybe they'll all be creepy in different ways now.... Or they'll overthrow her. She kinda seems like she'd be a pushover, y'know? Real easy to topple.

[oneagainstall]

Really looking forward to that new bullshit. And maybe? I mean she fuckin' wrecked herself with preparing for a goddamn party. Honestly, they had the best fuckin' chance they had right then.

[Get 'em while they're weak. ]

[beatupgrass]

Maybe she can hide. Hell if I know how these weird Wonderland residents work. They're here, then they ain't.

[oneagainstall]

Yeah. It's all weird magical bullshit. Fuck, they might not even be fuckin' real- not in a fictional way or anything- because fuck that noise. But maybe they're just...I dunno. Fuckin' magic people or some shit.