entranceway | [text] By The Sounding Sea: the blog of Buffy Meissonier

My name is Georgette Marie Meissonier. Buffy to my friends. I'm a licensed fiction blogger with After the End Times. I'm using text format because, frankly, the video quality on the tech here is personally offensive to me and whoever designed all of this needs to sit in a corner and think about what they've done.

But, okay, enough of the tech tangent. For now.

[ She's not done with this subject, Wonderland. Not by a long shot. But she has bigger issues than the abysmal level of tech you're all working with. You'll be hearing more about this in the future. ]

I'm a little uncomfortable with this because facts aren't my wheelhouse. I make things up. On April 17th, 2040 I legally died because of well.. the usual reasons. Viral amplification. I shouldn't be talking. I shouldn't be doing anything.

I've looked at this network and in between being appalled at your complete lack of security I've read up on things. Everything about this reads like bad fiction.

[Private to Georgia and Shaun Mason; Unhackable]

I know you're both here, I looked. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

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jesus christ how many of you guys are there

Is that a rhetorical question? Or is that genuine Fear Of Mason talking?

it just feels like lately zombie apocalypse bloggers are crawling out of the woodwork

The zombie apocalypse was years ago. Things have calmed down since then. We're post-rising bloggers.

ok yeah sure.
it's just an incredibly specific thing for us to have a surplus of

We're in a late 19th century kid's book that apparently likes to collect people. I think it can be as niche as it wants with its interests.

fair point.
so what's with the nickname

I'm cute, blonde and I'm from a world full of zombies. What else would I call myself?

[ And that is her patented Interview Answer that has gotten her a lot of fans. ]

[...yeah, okay.]

also a fair point.
i can see you've already started confusing people.

At least I'm not the only one.

so are you as obsessed with the truth as your colleagues

[ Georgia what have you done to the people here that this is the question she's been asked the most... ]

George is the queen of factual news. I'm the one who writes stories, poetry and edits all their videos and so George and Shaun look good.

Edited 2017-02-16 05:19 (UTC)

and she doesn't consider editing to be a form of lying?
it's hard to tell with her

[At this point he's mostly just being facetious. Bear with him.]

It's not a lie if I'm just splicing together footage so everything looks clean.

She's generally unbiased but she's still human. Her editorials can get mean when she's in the right mood.

never would've guessed.

[And yet bizarrely enough, he has started to warm up to her. Kinda. For...some ungodly reason.]

she just kinda gets intense about some stuff
though the way your world is i wouldn't blame her i guess