singloversing: On The Ocean - Guster (Following down)
Wirt ([personal profile] singloversing) wrote in [community profile] entranceway 2017-08-13 01:00 am (UTC)

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Well...sort of? Once these twins were trying to get me to do a bunch of their chores, but they were like super vague about the instructions. They were like "please go in the chicken coop and break the eggs so snakes won't eat them" or whatever, and I asked if they were sure and they were sure so...I did it and it was kind of fun sure but then after they were like "Why did you break all the eggs?! We wanted you to break them into a bowl!" when there was like NO clear indication of that whatsoever and no bowls around and that's not even an efficient way to store eggs anyway so why would anyone ever assume that?!

[HE BREATHES and then seems to realize that was a super weird story to just blurt out in one go to someone he's just met.]

...I-I um. I don't usually break things, no.

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