kryptomight: (it was only one mistake!)
ᴊᴏɴᴀᴛʜᴀɴ ᴋᴇɴᴛ﹣﹣ sᴜᴘᴇʀʙᴏʏ ([personal profile] kryptomight) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2017-08-28 02:49 pm

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--there we go!

( the feed opens up to just his face, a satisfied grin plastered across his mouth now that he sees that he did, in fact, get this thing to work. it doesn't quite reach his eyes, though; they're a bit red, definitely swollen. don't judge him. )

Hi! My name’s Jon Kent. I’m looking for my mom and dad. My dad’s name is Clark, and my mom is Lois. My dad looks a lot like me, just bigger? My mom has brown hair. I’m sure they’re fine, but I haven’t been able to find them yet.

( the grin shifts into something a bit more sheepish, free hand raising to adjust the big, bulky glasses sitting on his nose. )

And uh. . how do I know which room’s mine? Why are there ogres outside--?
fulllifeconsequences: (* Weighing on your neck.)

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[personal profile] fulllifeconsequences 2017-09-03 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That's just what demons do, is it not?

Radiate corrosion, toxicity, evil. Corrupt every last good thing that dares to stray near them. Devour happiness like an insatiable parasite.
fulllifeconsequences: (* Has a distinct non-licorice flavor.)

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[personal profile] fulllifeconsequences 2017-09-04 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? That's funny.

I thought I was human, too. It's a common mistake. I'm sure those superheroes of yours won't be fooled for an instant, though. Heroes can always tell when someone's only pretending to be one.
fulllifeconsequences: (* You call this a performance?)

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[personal profile] fulllifeconsequences 2017-09-05 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Listen, you can't bring up people named Superboy and Supergirl and expect them to NOT]

Golly, calling the heroes on me already? They'll find me out in the garden. The flowers are lovely this time of year, even if they're dying.
fulllifeconsequences: (* ButtsPie)

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[personal profile] fulllifeconsequences 2017-09-06 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[...They're confused.

They genuinely thought he was going to go get those Superfolks to come fight them.

Instead, they get the kid they saw on their screen, looking small and unimpressive and not at all like a supernaturally-powerful adult. They're... ha ha, they're kind of underwhelmed. They were bracing for battle against a true hero.]


Oh. Just you? I thought you were bringing friends.

[They fold their arms neatly behind their back as they turn to face him. Smile that cute, cherubic, rosy-cheeked smile. Cant their head to one side, let their hair sweep against their shoulder.]

Aren't you scared? One kid against the sort of demon who can take on an entire world... that's pretty daunting to think about, is it not?
fulllifeconsequences: (While asking me to go)

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[personal profile] fulllifeconsequences 2017-09-07 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
What makes you confident what a demon is supposed to look like?

[The funny part in all this?

They really are just a kid. Nothing more than a ten-year-old swinging an old pruning knife around.

But kids are impressionable beings. Enough people say something, and they start buying it. "You're not really human, are you?" Asks someone they loved. "Keep pretending to be one," an adult advises them. "Human... no, WHATEVER you are," someone they look up to sneers. They listen, and they accept. If you do bad things, you have to pay for them, after all. There are certain consequences to your actions.

They might be lying about their so-called demonic nature, but despite everything, despite the insistence to the contrary that the people of Wonderland have tried to offer... they genuinely do believe it.]


What else do you call a being who is summoned? A being who comes when you call its name. A being who exists not for their own sake, but to fulfill a given purpose. The sort of being who possesses people. Who holds the power to destroy hopes, dreams, entire worlds in the palm of their hand.

What else can that possibly be, if not a demon?
fulllifeconsequences: (* (Unopened containers of snails.))

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[personal profile] fulllifeconsequences 2017-09-19 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Wowie. No wonder you know a Superboy and Supergirl.

That was the single most generically saccharine thing I've ever heard. The most empty motivational hero-speech anyone could ever ask for!

[Maybe you're human, but just a dream-destroying person-possessing kind! Everyone exists for a reason, even if that reason is "to ruin absolutely everything you touch!" Shucks! Golly! What an inspiration!

They, of course, respond in the way a bad guy is supposed to when confronted by a pure-hearted hero who sees the humanity deep within them. By falling to their knees and weeping in relief that th-

Oh, wait, no.

By laughing in his face.]


You've only known of my existence for maybe 12 minutes. How about you take the patronizing assumptions about who or what I really am and cram them up your nose? This paper-thin attempt is, frankly, just sort of insulting.