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[naughty_nurse]

Let's say you have two friends who you care about very much, and they're both very nice people.

You learned friend 1 has a crush on friend 2. You think they'd be very good together.

Is there any way I can get them together? Or should I stay out of it?

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[mydude]

Meddle. Meddle like the wind. Then come back and tell us how terribly it goes.

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[naughty_nurse]

I don't want to go terribly!

So are you saying I shouldn't do it?

[mydude]

Well, it might not. But then I don't care as much, honestly. It's only fun if it's a trainwreck. I know from personal experience how great trainwrecks are.

[naughty_nurse]

That's not a great thing at all!

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[outstandingbalance]

How did you find out about your friend's crush?

[naughty_nurse]

They told me, after they found out who I had a crush on.

[mydude]

Well, not when you're on the train.

[outstandingbalance]

You think they want your help? Or need it?

[naughty_nurse]

It's horrible overall! I am not going to do anything that could cause a trainwreck!

[mydude]

Welllll. It might not. It might be beautiful and you'll be the maid of honor and they'll name a kid after you.

[naughty_nurse]

Well, they didn't ask for my help. But the way they'd spoke, I didn't think they'd tell the other friend.

I just want them both to be happy.

[naughty_nurse]

That's way too far ahead!

[outstandingbalance]

It's normal to want your friends to be happy. And it's not wrong.

Maybe better to encourage your friend with the crush to say something themselves, though. That way you're not playing matchmaker.

Or you could try to get some more information. See what the second friend thinks?

[mydude]

Well, that's how planting a seed works. You start with one little pile of dirt and it blooms into some sort of marriage bush.

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[charlastan]

DON'T BOTHER UNLESS YOU HATE THEM. LOVE IS A LIE AND MARRIAGE IS TERRIBLE SO YOU'RE JUST SETTING THEM UP FOR MISERY.

[What an optimist.]

[naughty_nurse]

[what the hell stan]

Love isn't a lie! It can't be!

[charlastan]

SURE IT IS! TRUST ME I WAS MARRIED A WHOLE SIX HOURS ONCE AND THAT WAS JUST LONG ENOUGH FOR HER TO TRY AND STEAL MY CAR!

[naughty_nurse]

I guess it would be nice if they got together and decided something like that. It would be kind of romantic.

[naughty_nurse]

Oh, that's a good idea! I've never even talked to the second friend about what they think about cruses and dating!

[naughty_nurse]

[there are so many questions here]

So she didn't get away with it?

[outstandingbalance]

Might be a good place to start. Get an idea if it's worth getting involved at all.

[naughty_nurse]

Thank you so much for your helpful advice!

[outstandingbalance]

Thank me if it ends up working out, one way or another.

[naughty_nurse]

Even if it doesn't, just having you respond and try means a lot.

[outstandingbalance]

Not getting a lot of responses, or not getting a lot of advice?