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[naughty_nurse]

Let's say you have two friends who you care about very much, and they're both very nice people.

You learned friend 1 has a crush on friend 2. You think they'd be very good together.

Is there any way I can get them together? Or should I stay out of it?

Comments

[naughty_nurse]

That's way too far ahead!

[mydude]

Well, that's how planting a seed works. You start with one little pile of dirt and it blooms into some sort of marriage bush.

[naughty_nurse]

I guess it would be nice if they got together and decided something like that. It would be kind of romantic.

[mydude]

It'd be so romantic and so your fault. For good or bad.

[naughty_nurse]

Wait I don't want it to be for bad! If it can go either way, I shouldn't do it at all!

[mydude]

I mean, most things could end up bad, possibly.

[Which is why Taako's good out here. Buuuuut. He doesn't mind seeing other people fuck up, so.]

Love's all about risks. For everyone involved.

[naughty_nurse]

Maybe I should slow things down, like by a hundred percent.

[mydude]

Aww, that's all the percents!

[naughty_nurse]

Exactly! Please forget I said anything!

[mydude]

No. I refuse. And I'll use my knowledge to ruin everything.

[naughty_nurse]

Wait, what?

How can you do that when you don't know anyone in this conversation???