jason todd } the red hood (
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Entry tags:
- dangan ronpa: kokichi oma,
- daredevil: frank castle,
- dc comics: cissie king-jones,
- dc comics: damian wayne,
- dc comics: jason todd,
- dc comics: jonathan kent,
- dc comics: kon-el,
- dc comics: tim drake,
- marble hornets: tim,
- marvel: sharon carter,
- marvel: wanda maximoff,
- newsflesh: georgia mason,
- over the garden wall: beatrice
one; audio {with bitter words, that's how the boy talks.}
[Jason woke up inside the mansion, gave it all a cursory look-through, and promptly noped the hell on out of there. Ain’t nobody got time for this Wonderland theme park bullshit - especially not the Red Hood.
Of the available options, the forest seemed like the best way out, so that’s where Jason is now, trampling through the brush, snapping twigs underfoot as he mutters his complaints into the comm device:]
This would be going a lot easier if there had been any vehicles worth taking …
[The sounds of movement stop, and Jason sighs loudly. He is Officially Lost, and he wasn’t in the best mood to begin with, so he’s understandably a little tense in addressing whoever might be listening.]
All right, this is officially stupid, and I don’t have time for stupid. Got much bigger fish to fry, so I’ll get right to the point. Whose head do I have to stuff in a duffel bag to get a map of the way out of here? Tick tock, losers, answer fast – Daddy doesn’t like being kept waiting.
Of the available options, the forest seemed like the best way out, so that’s where Jason is now, trampling through the brush, snapping twigs underfoot as he mutters his complaints into the comm device:]
This would be going a lot easier if there had been any vehicles worth taking …
[The sounds of movement stop, and Jason sighs loudly. He is Officially Lost, and he wasn’t in the best mood to begin with, so he’s understandably a little tense in addressing whoever might be listening.]
All right, this is officially stupid, and I don’t have time for stupid. Got much bigger fish to fry, so I’ll get right to the point. Whose head do I have to stuff in a duffel bag to get a map of the way out of here? Tick tock, losers, answer fast – Daddy doesn’t like being kept waiting.
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[Right, focus!] Anyway! The mansion you left to go traipsing through the woods, for starters. There's a library with basically anything you want, and a few resident-made brochures. They're a pretty good place to start. I'll send them to you.
[And she does. Whether or not he wants them. Have the Official Wonderland Brochure, and also Dipper and Mabel's Guide to Wonderland sent as attachments, Jason. Hope you enjoy reading. There's lots of good info in these.]
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So are you the official welcome wagon here? [Thanks, or something like that.]
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Yeah, that's me. Cissie King-Jones, Keeper of the Welcome Wagon. Any special requests for the gift basket for your room? We're fresh out of vehicles, duffel bags and any kind of transportation devices, but we've got plenty of fruit.
[...There is no guarantee that she won't actually come up with a welcome to wonderland gift basket, because some opportunities are too good to pass up. And she doesn't know who you are yet.]
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[Why is she being so nice to him? It's weird and he's done nothing to encourage it. Color Jason mildly baffled.]
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That said, I can totally get you some really interesting fruit, like a pomegranate. Even kumquats, if they're your thing. Who doesn't love a kumquat? Or at least love saying kumquat, I don't actually know if I've ever had one. What about you, Mystery Man? Are you a fan of the kumquat? Or just explosives and violence?
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[Look out, Jason: when Cissie says 'fancy,' she means 'glitter.' Fancy=glitter. Glittery welcome to wonderland gift tag.]
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[Which is a lie, but it might as well be true. Jason Todd doesn't exist anymore as a legally traceable identity, and Jason Todd the person died years ago, so he probably shouldn't exist.]
No room yet. I wasn't planning on staying long.
[It's difficult for him to accept even just this small bit of kindness. Experience has taught him to distrust, to search for hidden trip wires, because surely it must be a trap.]
You don't actually have to give me anything, y'know.
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Also if I leave your gift basket in the lobby labeled "John Doe," how will I know the right John Doe picks it up?
And don't give me too much credit, because it's not like I'm spending money or going to the store. I'm just going to ask the closet for a ton of crazy fruit, and have some fun with a glue gun.
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Why're you being so nice to me?
[It's not expected, not normal. Jason's got a pretty good gauge for weirdos, and she doesn't seem like one. This all reads to Jason as genuine.]
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That actually works? Always seemed like a good way of getting yourself walked all over, or worse.
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But generally speaking? It works more often than not. Plus, it makes me happy, so. Why not? You get a fruit basket, I get a good mood, everyone wins.
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It won't kill him to let her do this. Honestly, it won't.]
Well ... who am I to stand between you and a good mood?
[Congrats, Cissie, you've officially won Jason over.]