scathefires: (so now i follow it)
jason todd } the red hood ([personal profile] scathefires) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2017-11-27 09:08 pm

one; audio {with bitter words, that's how the boy talks.}

[Jason woke up inside the mansion, gave it all a cursory look-through, and promptly noped the hell on out of there. Ain’t nobody got time for this Wonderland theme park bullshit - especially not the Red Hood.

Of the available options, the forest seemed like the best way out, so that’s where Jason is now, trampling through the brush, snapping twigs underfoot as he mutters his complaints into the comm device:]


This would be going a lot easier if there had been any vehicles worth taking …

[The sounds of movement stop, and Jason sighs loudly. He is Officially Lost, and he wasn’t in the best mood to begin with, so he’s understandably a little tense in addressing whoever might be listening.]

All right, this is officially stupid, and I don’t have time for stupid. Got much bigger fish to fry, so I’ll get right to the point. Whose head do I have to stuff in a duffel bag to get a map of the way out of here? Tick tock, losers, answer fast – Daddy doesn’t like being kept waiting.
cisskabob: (Hmm let me think)

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[personal profile] cisskabob 2017-11-28 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Heads in duffel bags aren’t actually going to be the best way to get yourself out of here, weirdly. But going too deep into the forest is a pretty surefire way to get yourself lost and dead, and then you’ll just wake up back in the mansion anyway, and without any helpful information about this place. So I’d definitely advise against that.
cisskabob: (Serious business)

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[personal profile] cisskabob 2017-11-29 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Cissie totally caught that first part, and she definitely is intrigued; it's not something that seems common in other worlds, but at least two of her best friends have done the whole died-and-came-back thing, so. She pauses, and hums a little.] ...Huh. That's not--actually a thing for most people here. I mean, it happens sometimes where I'm from, but...

[Right, focus!] Anyway! The mansion you left to go traipsing through the woods, for starters. There's a library with basically anything you want, and a few resident-made brochures. They're a pretty good place to start. I'll send them to you.

[And she does. Whether or not he wants them. Have the Official Wonderland Brochure, and also Dipper and Mabel's Guide to Wonderland sent as attachments, Jason. Hope you enjoy reading. There's lots of good info in these.]
cisskabob: (Cissie smirks [AB])

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[personal profile] cisskabob 2017-12-03 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[She laughs at that, but it's more of a surprised laugh than anything else.]

Yeah, that's me. Cissie King-Jones, Keeper of the Welcome Wagon. Any special requests for the gift basket for your room? We're fresh out of vehicles, duffel bags and any kind of transportation devices, but we've got plenty of fruit.

[...There is no guarantee that she won't actually come up with a welcome to wonderland gift basket, because some opportunities are too good to pass up. And she doesn't know who you are yet.]
cisskabob: (If you knew what I am thinking)

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[personal profile] cisskabob 2017-12-05 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, totally out of that, too. It's really strange, but explosives don't actually say welcome to most people here. They tend to say incoming death or what the hell is Rick up to this time or even dear god did someone rip a hole to the mirror side again what kind of murder awaits us now, instead. I guess we're a little jumpy around here, or something.

That said, I can totally get you some really interesting fruit, like a pomegranate. Even kumquats, if they're your thing. Who doesn't love a kumquat? Or at least love saying kumquat, I don't actually know if I've ever had one. What about you, Mystery Man? Are you a fan of the kumquat? Or just explosives and violence?
cisskabob: (Cissie smirks [AB])

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[personal profile] cisskabob 2017-12-06 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, why not? We've all been kidnapped to a children's book that wants to kill us, why shouldn't we get all the fancy fruit we can think of? Whether or not we can spell them. Do you have a name, and have you picked out a room yet? You know, for deliver purposes. And a fancy gift tag, so no one sees it and thinks it's meant for them by mistake.

[Look out, Jason: when Cissie says 'fancy,' she means 'glitter.' Fancy=glitter. Glittery welcome to wonderland gift tag.]
cisskabob: (Actually...)

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[personal profile] cisskabob 2017-12-12 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I'm not even going to give you grief about giving a fake name, because you're new and we're all strangers at this point. But I will deduct points for originality.

Also if I leave your gift basket in the lobby labeled "John Doe," how will I know the right John Doe picks it up?

And don't give me too much credit, because it's not like I'm spending money or going to the store. I'm just going to ask the closet for a ton of crazy fruit, and have some fun with a glue gun.
cisskabob: (whaaa)

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[personal profile] cisskabob 2017-12-25 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Should I not be? I'm nice to most people. It's kind of my thing. That and, you know. Follow the Golden Rule? Treat others as you want to be treated?
cisskabob: (Easygoing)

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[personal profile] cisskabob 2017-12-27 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, sometimes it doesn't. But then I just feel all the more justified in, like, kicking them in the shins after. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Or something like that.

But generally speaking? It works more often than not. Plus, it makes me happy, so. Why not? You get a fruit basket, I get a good mood, everyone wins.