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[Jason woke up inside the mansion, gave it all a cursory look-through, and promptly noped the hell on out of there. Ain’t nobody got time for this Wonderland theme park bullshit - especially not the Red Hood.

Of the available options, the forest seemed like the best way out, so that’s where Jason is now, trampling through the brush, snapping twigs underfoot as he mutters his complaints into the comm device:]

This would be going a lot easier if there had been any vehicles worth taking …

[The sounds of movement stop, and Jason sighs loudly. He is Officially Lost, and he wasn’t in the best mood to begin with, so he’s understandably a little tense in addressing whoever might be listening.]

All right, this is officially stupid, and I don’t have time for stupid. Got much bigger fish to fry, so I’ll get right to the point. Whose head do I have to stuff in a duffel bag to get a map of the way out of here? Tick tock, losers, answer fast – Daddy doesn’t like being kept waiting.

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Wonderland is your parent now.

You are all our lovely children.

not really interested in being adopted but thanks anyway

Too bad, we won't let you leave.

id like to see you try to stop me

You're going to try anyway?

Too bad. If you go out into the ocean, you will die. If you go into the woods, you will die. If you go out by stream, you will die. And you will come home every time.

this place sure as hell isnt my home

Yes it is.

You live here now.

doesnt mean its my home

It is now. You had no say in the matter. You belong here now.

like hell i do

You don't believe us?

Then go ahead. See for yourself. See who saves you.

what am i some kind of damsel in distress

i can take care of myself thanks

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