one; audio {with bitter words, that's how the boy talks.}

[scathefires]

[Jason woke up inside the mansion, gave it all a cursory look-through, and promptly noped the hell on out of there. Ain’t nobody got time for this Wonderland theme park bullshit - especially not the Red Hood.

Of the available options, the forest seemed like the best way out, so that’s where Jason is now, trampling through the brush, snapping twigs underfoot as he mutters his complaints into the comm device:]

This would be going a lot easier if there had been any vehicles worth taking …

[The sounds of movement stop, and Jason sighs loudly. He is Officially Lost, and he wasn’t in the best mood to begin with, so he’s understandably a little tense in addressing whoever might be listening.]

All right, this is officially stupid, and I don’t have time for stupid. Got much bigger fish to fry, so I’ll get right to the point. Whose head do I have to stuff in a duffel bag to get a map of the way out of here? Tick tock, losers, answer fast – Daddy doesn’t like being kept waiting.

Comments

[scathefires]

... You can't see me, but I'm glaring at you anyway.

[punful]

you saying i should quit while i'm ahead?

[scathefires]

[squints at the screen]

... Is this gonna be a thing?

[punful]

sorry, all the puns going to your head?

[scathefires]

Somehow I just don't really believe you're sorry.

[punful]

with a deduction like that, you must be at the head of your class.

[scathefires]

[for fuck's sake.]

Didn't finish high school, actually.

[punful]

you seem like you got a semi-decent head on your shoulders, though.

[scathefires]

You keep doing that, your mouth is gonna freeze like that.

[punful]

i'm a skeleton, so that's kinda already a thing.

[scathefires]

What, you're not already ahead of the game?

[Two can play, OK.]

[punful]

nah, i'm usually so far behind that i have to game the system to catch up.

[You've gone toe to toe with the master here, Jason.]

[scathefires]

[Indeed he has.]

Yeah? Well, don't game too hard, you look like you might break something.

[punful]

jeez, if that happened i'd be pretty boned, huh?

[scathefires]

Guess you better bone up on your first aid, then.

[punful]

guess i'd better. there anything else i can aid you with?

[scathefires]

Nah, I'm good, thanks.

[punful]

heh. for real though, if you need anything that doesn't involve murder, let me know.

[scathefires]

You'll be first on my speed dial.