one; audio {with bitter words, that's how the boy talks.}

[scathefires]

[Jason woke up inside the mansion, gave it all a cursory look-through, and promptly noped the hell on out of there. Ain’t nobody got time for this Wonderland theme park bullshit - especially not the Red Hood.

Of the available options, the forest seemed like the best way out, so that’s where Jason is now, trampling through the brush, snapping twigs underfoot as he mutters his complaints into the comm device:]

This would be going a lot easier if there had been any vehicles worth taking …

[The sounds of movement stop, and Jason sighs loudly. He is Officially Lost, and he wasn’t in the best mood to begin with, so he’s understandably a little tense in addressing whoever might be listening.]

All right, this is officially stupid, and I don’t have time for stupid. Got much bigger fish to fry, so I’ll get right to the point. Whose head do I have to stuff in a duffel bag to get a map of the way out of here? Tick tock, losers, answer fast – Daddy doesn’t like being kept waiting.

Comments

[scathefires]

ill try to find time in my busy schedule

[postictal]

my god but how will you ever manage between the failed escape attempts and generalized destruction

[scathefires]

guess ill have to squeeze in some reading on time management while im at it

[postictal]

maybe i'm reading you wrong but it doesn't seem like time management is your thing

[scathefires]

maybe im ready to turn over a new leaf

[postictal]

yeah thats what i think of when i think of you
reinvention

[scathefires]

if youre thinking of me at all thats a little weird honestly

[postictal]

sorry I’ll do my best to regard you as a strictly abstract concept from now on

[scathefires]

come on dude seriously you just met me

[postictal]

ive met way too many people like you

[scathefires]

kinda doubt that

[Jason is the specialest of snowflakes, OK.]

[postictal]

we'll see

[JUST SAYING. BUDDY. PAL.]