punful: (what do you call a skeleton in the rain?)
sans ([personal profile] punful) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2017-12-10 10:12 pm

[video] the most punderful time of the year

[Sans is out at his hotdog stand, apparently oblivious to the growing cold. His black cat, 4, is a lot less oblivious, considering he's curled up in Sans's hood. He's peering dubiously at the camera while Sans fiddles with condiments. This is the first time Sans has really been out in public since the last event.]

probably only a couple more days till wonderland throws the holidays at us, huh? gonna be my third one, personally. wonder how bad it's gonna be this time. last year we didn't sleep and kept waking up in a wonderland where everyone was brainwashed. year before that, i almost froze to death. despite, yanno, bein' a skeleton.

[Sans sets about toasting a few hotdog buns on the grill behind him.]

hey, so...indulge me. if you could have any one thing for gyftmas, or christmas, or whatever you celebrate--what would it be? no limits. could be purely conceptual or intangible. just any one thing.

...and hey, if you wanna give a sarcastic answer, feel free. think we've all had enough truth or dare where you can't pick dare lately, after all. i'm just curious.

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[personal profile] mr_englishguy 2017-12-11 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
If we're being honest, I would like to know that when I return I'm able to save the life of a child.

Not entirely a cheery thought, but the one that weighs on my mind.
alphyswhatsabara: (Awkward shuffle)

[video of a large dad shaped goat]

[personal profile] alphyswhatsabara 2017-12-11 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, well, since the one thing I would want most would reshape the lives of every Monster in the Underground, and the last event made me realize that I cannot alter the past...

I think I would go for something less momentous. A new shirt, or a pair of work gloves.
kingtrousele: (what)

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[personal profile] kingtrousele 2017-12-11 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Papyrus is taking a break from working on his biggest puzzle ever and just. Stares.]

OH MY GOD, CAN'T THIS PLACE EVEN HAVE A NORMAL GYFTMAS??? OR A NORMAL DAY FOR THAT MATTER????? WHAT'S IN STORE FOR US THIS YEAR, PRESENTS TURNING INTO BOMBS?!?!?!?!

[He looks around, antsy. Hopefully that's not going to happen, but maybe he jinxed it for everyone. The mansion has ears, man.]

ALSO YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT, I'M NOT TELLING YOU AGAIN.
forwearemany: (Side)

[personal profile] forwearemany 2017-12-11 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
We died to ensure the betterment of our people, and achieve peace with our Creators. As a result, we were unable to experience this peace ourselves.

We do not regret our actions. However, we desire this experience.

...Events commonly occur on Human Holidays?

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[personal profile] mr_englishguy 2017-12-11 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Not intending to be noble, but I guess it is. There's just an issue in my world that takes children, and while I've tried to help before, I failed. I just hope this time I don't.
screwedontight: Sways (Loathed)

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[personal profile] screwedontight 2017-12-11 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, sarcastic answer incoming. To a degree.]

Isn't this just making a list and checking it twice as to what the powers that be should do to fuck us over this holiday season?
ngah: (but youre chasing yourself)

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[personal profile] ngah 2017-12-11 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[WOW!!! UNDYNE HATES THE COLD!!! Of course Sans is right at home in it. Undyne is starting to layer her clothes more, which is easier to do here rather than home where all her clothes are a magic closet away rather than completely burned up in a housefire.]

Oh, come on. You know you're just fishing for gift ideas. I'm not letting you off that easy!! You have to guess! GUESS FOR ME!!!

[Which is a much more enthusiastic response than he would've gotten at her last Gyftmas at home in Snowdin, where she just told him she didn't want anything.]
kingtrousele: (!!)

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[personal profile] kingtrousele 2017-12-11 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
HMMMM...IF THIS HOLIDAY IS EVEN WEIRDER THAN THE EVENTS THAT HAPPEN, THEN THE POSSIBILITIES OF WHAT COULD HAPPEN ARE PRACTICALLY ENDLESS!!! BOTH FOR THE GOOD AND THE BAD, AT THAT!!! HONESTLY, JUST SO LONG AS THE MANSION DOESN'T TURN INTO ANYTHING WEIRD AGAIN, THEN I'M FINE WITH WHATEVER WONDERLAND THROWS AT US.

[He mostly just doesn't want the mansion to turn into a bathhouse again. What a shoddy Gyftmas present that would be!]

OH!! YOU MEAN I SHOULD TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT I DON'T WANT??? THAT'S EASY!!! I DON'T WANT...A WHITE, ANNOYING DOG, LIMES, THE MANSION TO TURN INTO A BIG CONVEYOR BELT AND STEAM VENT PUZZLE, DEFINITELYDON'TWANTTOBEAKINGANYMORE, OH!! WAIT!!! I DEFINITELY DON'T NOT WANT ANY ACTION FIGURES, EITHER!!!
slapfight: (△ it's called life.)

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[personal profile] slapfight 2017-12-11 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
For Paulette to finally be written off Camp Pining Hearts.

[She is 100% serious.]
backpacking: (laying across from me)

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[personal profile] backpacking 2017-12-11 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, fuck, I'd wish for a cure.

[ You know, for the Infected.

Her arm twinges a bit. ]
ssmisery: (coasting by)

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[personal profile] ssmisery 2017-12-11 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That seems like such a human thing to me.
But it got you instead, huh?
shorthair: in a world you've grown (you're on your own)

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[personal profile] shorthair 2017-12-11 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd want to stay here.

( Clementine's kind of bluntly honest unless she has reason to keep a secret, unless it's dangerous to tell the truth. )

Even if Wonderland can be pretty shitty, it's better than where I'm from, and I have a lot more friends here.
forwearemany: (innocent)

[personal profile] forwearemany 2017-12-11 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
(Unfortunately, Legion doesn't really do sarcasm.)

Earth is the Human homeworld. This is not the case in your universe?
mypartnerintime: (Can I save her?)

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[personal profile] mypartnerintime 2017-12-12 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
We know each other well enough that you can probably guess my answer.

[He tone is light, though she's skirting around the edge of a difficult topic.]
alphyswhatsabara: (Awkward shuffle)

[personal profile] alphyswhatsabara 2017-12-12 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
::LISTEN, SON, YOU ASKED. CAN YOU FATHOM HOW SAD THIS DAD IS?::

Ah, either gardening or lifting. Both would be a pleasure. If lifting, fingerless with wrist wraps, but if for gardening, the thin sort, with grippy texture. I don't like the thick ones, as they make my hands feel a bit clumsy.
screwedontight: Sways (Playing)

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[personal profile] screwedontight 2017-12-12 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
People get fucking mushy around here. I don't get it.

[He totally gets it. Why he's such an asshole.]

Maybe but I'm not feeding them intel if I can avoid it. Besides, it's Christmas. No one is wanting for anything they weren't last week, last month, whatever. Go home. The people they love. What else can't they get from the closets?

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