[video forever] D U D E

[mydude]

YO.

[The video starts abruptly with a far-too-close shot of Taako's face.]

DID YOU GUYS KNOW I HAVE A SISTER?!

[Taako opens a fist against his temple, making a noise akin to an explosion.]

So many things make sense now. Like, a bunch of my life, actually. Because I just remembered it.

[There's a loud "WOO!" in the background. Taako grins.]

Right?! Right, Lup is the sister. My sister.

[Really? The one who looks just like you? Everyone is shocked.]

But yeah, uh, so. Basically this place can suck less than 100% sometimes. I guess.

[He snorts, shakes his head, and with that, ends the feed.]

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[mydude]

[Taako leeeeeans away.]

Yeeeeah, I've gotta lotta product in here, girl. You better put that away.

[He sighs.]

Man. I tried to have a one-man brand. Can you believe that?

[restinglichface]

[And she does, but only for him and the sake of his hair. Never let anyone say Lup is an inconsiderate sister.]

Honestly, if I hadn't seen it for myself, I wouldn't have believed it. Was it as crappy as I'd think?