Shawn Spencer, psychic detective 🍍 (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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entranceway2018-04-02 08:11 am
soupcansam) wrote in entranceway2018-04-02 08:11 am
🍍 video;
[ Presenting Shawn 'Smooth and Sexy' Spencer on your video feeds. The name's a work in progress. ]
Greetings, Wonderlandians. I am in your residence. All up inside of you, exploring nooks and crannies. The secret places you're too ashamed to show others. I walk away with three extremely important questions that I need answered immediately or I swear, I will get a keytar from the closets and force you all to listen to a sexy cover of a DeBarge song yet to be determined.
[ He pauses, letting out a quiet chuckle as he shakes his head. ]
Who am I kidding, we all know it'd be 'Rhythm of the Night.' And you would all love it.
[ Moving on. ]
Question one: There's a queen, I've read the pamphlets. More than one Queen, actually, but who's in charge? Who's Law and who's Order to lock the bad guys away? Because I'm telling you, this many people in one place statistically means more than one person was a terrible, terrible person at home and there should be a team of people to deal with that. I call the role of rotating specialist brought in to assist with different cases.
Question three: Has anyone here seen two bald men going by the names Ebony and Ivory or possibly Magic Head and Talmadge McGulager? One has a blind man's taste in exotic floral print shirts, the other dresses like he's on a constant loop of business meetings with foreign executives. If you do, please, tell them the glue holding this family together is here and send them to room fifty-five of the tenth floor. I hate exercise, but I do love knowing they risk their hearts exploding from exertion just to see me.
[ The only way he's going to get through being utterly and absolutely alone is by making jokes. Reaching out to end the feed, he pauses, hand hovering in the air. ]
Oh, and whoever's pepperoni hot pockets those were in the second-floor tea room, I have no idea what happened to them but I saved you from a lava-like cheese interior.
[ And with that, his feed ends. ]
Greetings, Wonderlandians. I am in your residence. All up inside of you, exploring nooks and crannies. The secret places you're too ashamed to show others. I walk away with three extremely important questions that I need answered immediately or I swear, I will get a keytar from the closets and force you all to listen to a sexy cover of a DeBarge song yet to be determined.
[ He pauses, letting out a quiet chuckle as he shakes his head. ]
Who am I kidding, we all know it'd be 'Rhythm of the Night.' And you would all love it.
[ Moving on. ]
Question one: There's a queen, I've read the pamphlets. More than one Queen, actually, but who's in charge? Who's Law and who's Order to lock the bad guys away? Because I'm telling you, this many people in one place statistically means more than one person was a terrible, terrible person at home and there should be a team of people to deal with that. I call the role of rotating specialist brought in to assist with different cases.
Question three: Has anyone here seen two bald men going by the names Ebony and Ivory or possibly Magic Head and Talmadge McGulager? One has a blind man's taste in exotic floral print shirts, the other dresses like he's on a constant loop of business meetings with foreign executives. If you do, please, tell them the glue holding this family together is here and send them to room fifty-five of the tenth floor. I hate exercise, but I do love knowing they risk their hearts exploding from exertion just to see me.
[ The only way he's going to get through being utterly and absolutely alone is by making jokes. Reaching out to end the feed, he pauses, hand hovering in the air. ]
Oh, and whoever's pepperoni hot pockets those were in the second-floor tea room, I have no idea what happened to them but I saved you from a lava-like cheese interior.
[ And with that, his feed ends. ]
[video forever]
What exactly does a rotating specialist do? Other than a lot of twirling.
And I haven't seen any magic heads since I got here. And even back home, Cam was mostly just coincidentally a magic head...
[He was a sorcerer and also just a head. Does that count?]
no subject
[ But he's been informed that's not really a thing here, there's no police, so it's all moot anyway. ]
I've been here for...[ Shawn looks at the watch he most definitely stole from Gus. ] ...two hours and I'm already ninety-nine percent sure when you say magic head, you mean a head that can do, sense, or see magic. Am I right?