+ Is Space Technically A Desert? +

[vitaelamorte]

As the three sisters announced yesterday, there is a new event this weekend! More information can be found on the bulletin board.

There will be a top level in this post for signing up for random cell mates. There will be ideally there would be four people to a cell, but some may go over that to make sure everyone gets to participate; you do not have to sign up for randomization! Random or not, these are the people you will be sharing a single toilet with, so consider it a great bonding experience.

All powers are nerfed for this event, no magic for anyone.

As a reminder, escape will be futile until the third day.

Addendum!: Shana provided a crime generator, so if you would like to edit your randomizing roommate comments with 'randomize a crime for me as well' please do so! tl;dr you can make up your own crime and still be randomized for rooming. Alternatively, you can specify that you would only like a random crime if you do not want random rooming.

Keep in mind that not everyone has a plurk or discord to plot on, so please use this post to hash out your plans as well. If you have any additional questions, we’ll have the usual Q&A thread.



+ CELL ONE +
Legion - Rent Gouging.
Kashima Naoki - Aggravated Harrassment.
Leopold Fitz
Magdalene Garcia
Ray Palmer

+ CELL TWO +
Lapis Lazuli
Clementine
Natasha Romanoff - Criminal Sale of a Fire Arm.
Wirt - Interplanetary Welfare Fraud.
Max Caulfield

+ CELL THREE +
Moana
Alec Lightwood - Tampering With Criminal Evidence.
Seta Souji - Non-payment of Child Support.
Daisy Johnson - Criminal Interference with Religious Worship.
Papyrus - Tresspassing.
Ryoko Otonashi - Illegal Graffiti.

+ CELL FOUR +
Tim Wright - Arson.
Kayo Hinazuki - Healthcare Fraud.
Georgia Mason - Promoting Illegal Sex Work.
Jean Kirschstein
Chloe Decker - Labor Trafficking.
Mondo Oowada - Murder.

+ CELL FIVE +
Lucifer Morningstar - Promoting illegal gambling.
Arisato Minato
Rebecca Atherton
Michonne - Unlawful Surveillance.
Asgore Dreemurr - Unlicensed Practice of Mortuary Science.

+ CELL SIX +
Stanley Pines - Criminal Possession of a Forged Document.
Raymond Reddington - Treason.
Dean Winchester - Armed Robbery of a Civilian Space Vessel.
Mabel Pines
Turing - Car theft and forging a passport.
Jolyne Kujo

+ CELL SEVEN +
Kon-El - Money Laundering in Support of Space Terrorism.
Fujinuma Satoru - Tampering with a Sports Contest.
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
Peridot
Jamie Fraser
Jay Merrick - Criminal Possession and Dispersal of a Memetic/Cognitive Hazard Without a Permit / Tax Evasion.

+ CELL EIGHT +
Claire Fraser - Falsifying Business Records.
Gabriel Lorca - Murder.
Shawn Spencer - Criminal Possession of a Chemical Weapon.
Steven Universe - Desecration of graves.
Wynonna Earp


+ CELL NINE +
Ryuji Sakamoto - Rewarding Criminal Misconduct.
Nathanial Howe - Murder on Resisting Arrest for Theft.
Tony Stark
Mae Borowski - Criminal Mischief.
Dipper Pines - Failure to Disclose the Recording of a Conversation.

+ CELL TEN +
Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy - Production of Illegal Hallucinogenic Substances.
Tim Drake - Perjury.
Jane Shepard - Association with a Known Terrorist / Grand Theft Spaceship.
Sunburst - Falsely Reporting a Crime.
Julia Shumway - Money Laundering.

+ CELL ELEVEN +
Cullen Stanton Rutherford - Identity Theft.
Anthony Crowley - Acessory in the Creation of a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
Rick Sanchez
Mikan Tsumiki - Illegaly Obtaining Prescription Drugs.
Peter Parker
Jemma Simmons

+ CELL TWELVE +
Dan Palmer - Conspiracy to Overthrow a Government.
Asriel Dreemurr - Soul Forgery.
Ryou Bakura - Numerous counts of Murder and Decimation of Souls.
Rip Hunter
Rocket
Sharon Carter

+ CELL THIRTEEN +
R - Cannibalism.
Grendel - Kidnapping.
Ange Ushiromiya - Providing Support for Terrorism
Sayori
Peggy Carter
Emily Locke

GENERATED CRIMES ONLY:
Snow White - Spaceship Insurance Fraud.
Mazikeen - Defrauding the Government.
Shaun Mason - Criminal Sale of an Illegal Substance.
Sans - Transporting Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Cissie King-Jones - Attempting to Intimidate a Witness.

Comments

[morethan084]

Hey roomie~ Daisy will want to try to get out ASAP, so if he does want to go with her he’s more than welcome. Not that she can guarantee they won’t get caught/hurt for trying. Or he can stay behind and be all “told you so” for when Daisy does get caught and beat up for it.

[deflectere]

man, either option is tempting because he's such a butt nugget in the beginnings of his canon that he would be the guy to waggle a finger and 'told you so' but he wouldn't be all that comfortable with being locked up either.

lemme say he'll probably try and help her out at first if she wants to leave but might stay behind himself to keep his nose clean if he's feeling particularly like a butt nugget at the time.

[morethan084]

Well now I’m gonna start saying butt nugget, so, thanks for that.

Also I’m here for this!

[deflectere]

always happy to provide some fun to say new vocab!