+ Is Space Technically A Desert? +

[vitaelamorte]

As the three sisters announced yesterday, there is a new event this weekend! More information can be found on the bulletin board.

There will be a top level in this post for signing up for random cell mates. There will be ideally there would be four people to a cell, but some may go over that to make sure everyone gets to participate; you do not have to sign up for randomization! Random or not, these are the people you will be sharing a single toilet with, so consider it a great bonding experience.

All powers are nerfed for this event, no magic for anyone.

As a reminder, escape will be futile until the third day.

Addendum!: Shana provided a crime generator, so if you would like to edit your randomizing roommate comments with 'randomize a crime for me as well' please do so! tl;dr you can make up your own crime and still be randomized for rooming. Alternatively, you can specify that you would only like a random crime if you do not want random rooming.

Keep in mind that not everyone has a plurk or discord to plot on, so please use this post to hash out your plans as well. If you have any additional questions, we’ll have the usual Q&A thread.



+ CELL ONE +
Legion - Rent Gouging.
Kashima Naoki - Aggravated Harrassment.
Leopold Fitz
Magdalene Garcia
Ray Palmer

+ CELL TWO +
Lapis Lazuli
Clementine
Natasha Romanoff - Criminal Sale of a Fire Arm.
Wirt - Interplanetary Welfare Fraud.
Max Caulfield

+ CELL THREE +
Moana
Alec Lightwood - Tampering With Criminal Evidence.
Seta Souji - Non-payment of Child Support.
Daisy Johnson - Criminal Interference with Religious Worship.
Papyrus - Tresspassing.
Ryoko Otonashi - Illegal Graffiti.

+ CELL FOUR +
Tim Wright - Arson.
Kayo Hinazuki - Healthcare Fraud.
Georgia Mason - Promoting Illegal Sex Work.
Jean Kirschstein
Chloe Decker - Labor Trafficking.
Mondo Oowada - Murder.

+ CELL FIVE +
Lucifer Morningstar - Promoting illegal gambling.
Arisato Minato
Rebecca Atherton
Michonne - Unlawful Surveillance.
Asgore Dreemurr - Unlicensed Practice of Mortuary Science.

+ CELL SIX +
Stanley Pines - Criminal Possession of a Forged Document.
Raymond Reddington - Treason.
Dean Winchester - Armed Robbery of a Civilian Space Vessel.
Mabel Pines
Turing - Car theft and forging a passport.
Jolyne Kujo

+ CELL SEVEN +
Kon-El - Money Laundering in Support of Space Terrorism.
Fujinuma Satoru - Tampering with a Sports Contest.
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
Peridot
Jamie Fraser
Jay Merrick - Criminal Possession and Dispersal of a Memetic/Cognitive Hazard Without a Permit / Tax Evasion.

+ CELL EIGHT +
Claire Fraser - Falsifying Business Records.
Gabriel Lorca - Murder.
Shawn Spencer - Criminal Possession of a Chemical Weapon.
Steven Universe - Desecration of graves.
Wynonna Earp


+ CELL NINE +
Ryuji Sakamoto - Rewarding Criminal Misconduct.
Nathanial Howe - Murder on Resisting Arrest for Theft.
Tony Stark
Mae Borowski - Criminal Mischief.
Dipper Pines - Failure to Disclose the Recording of a Conversation.

+ CELL TEN +
Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy - Production of Illegal Hallucinogenic Substances.
Tim Drake - Perjury.
Jane Shepard - Association with a Known Terrorist / Grand Theft Spaceship.
Sunburst - Falsely Reporting a Crime.
Julia Shumway - Money Laundering.

+ CELL ELEVEN +
Cullen Stanton Rutherford - Identity Theft.
Anthony Crowley - Acessory in the Creation of a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
Rick Sanchez
Mikan Tsumiki - Illegaly Obtaining Prescription Drugs.
Peter Parker
Jemma Simmons

+ CELL TWELVE +
Dan Palmer - Conspiracy to Overthrow a Government.
Asriel Dreemurr - Soul Forgery.
Ryou Bakura - Numerous counts of Murder and Decimation of Souls.
Rip Hunter
Rocket
Sharon Carter

+ CELL THIRTEEN +
R - Cannibalism.
Grendel - Kidnapping.
Ange Ushiromiya - Providing Support for Terrorism
Sayori
Peggy Carter
Emily Locke

GENERATED CRIMES ONLY:
Snow White - Spaceship Insurance Fraud.
Mazikeen - Defrauding the Government.
Shaun Mason - Criminal Sale of an Illegal Substance.
Sans - Transporting Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Cissie King-Jones - Attempting to Intimidate a Witness.

Comments

[cloned]

If you need someone to pick Ishimaru up and literally carry him out it..... hm. Well, POWER NERFING IS A PROBLEM but Kon's still pretty strong without his powers. He'll just be annoyed at how much more difficult it is than usual.

[moraloutrage]

THANKS FOR THE OFFER! I'm sure Kon could manage it, I believe in him. But yeah I dunno if that'll be needed just yet - I'll see if someone manages to change his mind first and keep that offer in mind in case!