A J Crowley (
saunteredvaguelydownwards) wrote in
entranceway2018-09-19 07:14 pm
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[The feed opens with the noise of a door slamming, and some very angry-sounding bird noises that seem to be muffled on the other side of it.]
Look, this is embarrassing-- I need an ornithologist. Or someone who can throw a bloody fireball in a straight line. [Look, he could do it, but this thing doesn't seem at all perturbed by what Crowley is. Usually animals can sense it and keep a wary distance.]
If someone wants to claim ownership of the completely insane green parrot that just chased me up seven bloody floors of this Someone-forsaken mansion, I don't-- I don't care, just come and get the thing!
((ooc: unbeknownst to Crowley... he made the parrot, in a previous stay in Wonderland, from one of his terrified house plants. no wonder it hates him. action will find him trapped in his room with a green bird battering at the door.))
Look, this is embarrassing-- I need an ornithologist. Or someone who can throw a bloody fireball in a straight line. [Look, he could do it, but this thing doesn't seem at all perturbed by what Crowley is. Usually animals can sense it and keep a wary distance.]
If someone wants to claim ownership of the completely insane green parrot that just chased me up seven bloody floors of this Someone-forsaken mansion, I don't-- I don't care, just come and get the thing!
((ooc: unbeknownst to Crowley... he made the parrot, in a previous stay in Wonderland, from one of his terrified house plants. no wonder it hates him. action will find him trapped in his room with a green bird battering at the door.))