[accidental video/action] Bright eyes, how can you close and fail?

[hamburellakind]

[The video starts abruptly, showcasing John's back as he walks-- something that's a little rare for him, what with the god tier flying and all --down the hall. His movements are slow and his steps are small, almost like he's not all that convinced that he wants to move forward in the first place. His hands fidget around, picking at his pants before floating up to grip the opposite elbow. The gesture seems to be his feeble attempt to keep himself from trembling anymore than he is already.

A sharp, high pitched noise tears from John's throat, and the feed ends.]

Comments

[hamburellakind]

[That sounds adorable.]

[forevercapslock]

...What preposterous thought is going through your mind right now, Egbert?

[hamburellakind]

...Nothing.

[forevercapslock]

[....]

...Well it seems like fucking waterfall in your skull has dried up. My work is done, I guess?

[hamburellakind]

You think it was the garden that did this?

[Stare. He must find a way to get Karkat near the flowers.]

[forevercapslock]

Or it's just a huge damn coincidence that an insect turned me into the for real spider troll and another one made you self-conscious for the first time since you were spawned.

[hamburellakind]

[Haha. Yes. The first time.]

We should go give that garden a piece of our mind!

[forevercapslock]

Oh yeah. That'll show it.

[hamburellakind]

Come on.

[John takes a few steps and gestures for Karkat to come with.

Best.

Prank.

Ever.]

[forevercapslock]

I'm going to start fucking sneezing again if I go!

[hamburellakind]

...No.

[forevercapslock]

Yeah I pretty much am, Egbert.

[hamburellakind]

But it'll be cute and cheer me up some more.

[forevercapslock]

Oh fuck you and your hatted man lusus.

[But he trudges in the direction of leaving the building.]

[hamburellakind]

[:D!]

Hehehe, thank you, Karkat!

[forevercapslock]

Shut your seed flaps and walk.

[hamburellakind]

[They make their way into the garden, John sending accusatory looks to some of the flowers as they enter.]

[forevercapslock]

[Almost immediately, Karkat starts sneezing nearly constantly.]

[hamburellakind]

[Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.]

Hehehehehehehehehe, that's so cute, oh my gosh.

[forevercapslock]

I will [sneeze] gouge out your fu- [sneeze] -cking eyeballs and [sneeze] spit in the sockets! [sneeze sneeze sneeze]

[hamburellakind]

You could've just ignored me, dude.

[forevercapslock]

Your stupid human friend- [sneeze] -ship makes me do stupid shit.

[hamburellakind]

Hehehehe.

[John gives Karkat a big hug.]

Okay, let's go back inside and get you some claritin or whatever. Troll claritin.

[forevercapslock]

[Karkat shoves John away after about half a second of allowing this shit and stomps toward the door. Uuuuugh.]

[hamburellakind]

Do trolls even have troll claritin?