arrogantalloy: (A: 036 Coffee!)
Tony Stark ([personal profile] arrogantalloy) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2012-07-21 04:11 pm

Mark II [Action/Video]

[Tony wakes up at his desk, which no matter where he is is normal for him. He stretches  and heads to the wardrobe, where he pulls out a large coffee mug out and he clings to it as he heads to his bedroom to change into some clean clothes. He stops in the door way when he sees a child. No more than a year old, sitting in the middle of the bed.

He stares at it.

The baby stares back.]

JARVIS?

Sir?

That's a baby.

As always, sir. You are incredibly on top of things.

Why is it here?

My sensors didn't detect anyone coming in and leaving him there, sir. He seems to have just materialised.

In a weird pocket dimension, with wish fulfilment closets, and freaky mirrors. Then all of a sudden baby. You know, if I didn't know that horses could talk here. This would be disturbing.

It is still cause for concern.

Then you can concern yourself. Tell me if it cries or does something that it shouldn't be doing.

[Tony leaves the room and pulls the communicator out of his pocket, and turns it on to broadcast.]

Please tell me I'm not the only one with a baby here. Because I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be up for a paternity suit. Also, what do I do with it?
paper_knight: (my job is always)

[personal profile] paper_knight 2012-07-21 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fatherhood pointers GO.]

You feed it, you clean up after it, you keep it engaged and happy and out of trouble. Full time.

[Mark has already gone and produced a bottle of formula from the closet for his weird mansionbaby.]

And if it goes and...sprouts fangs, or something equally in line with Wonderland's sense of humor, I'm sure everyone else would appreciate the warning.
paper_knight: (yours)

[personal profile] paper_knight 2012-07-24 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid not. I'd say ask another resident, but I'm willing to bet everyone will be occupied.
paper_knight: (coffee cup)

[personal profile] paper_knight 2012-07-29 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Milk or formula, baby food if yours is old enough.

Do you want a crash course? I can meet you in the kitchen.

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cautious_knight: (But wait you-)

/bb!Liet for now

[personal profile] cautious_knight 2012-07-21 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[A brown haired toddler stares back at him, scrunitizing the weird adult, and then starts to poke at the screen. That sounds like someone who really shouldn't drag around a baby.]

Did your wife die?
notchristian: (nice to meet you?)

[personal profile] notchristian 2012-07-29 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a man here who looked like we are related but he seems to be friends with Poland. He left because he seemed to worry about him and someone else.

...But how do you have a child if you don't have a wife?

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redhourglass: 2thousand3 (do whatever you want stark)

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[personal profile] redhourglass 2012-07-22 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
It had to happen at some point, Stark.

[She's just going to make sure that her toddler is reasonably out of sight, for now.]
redhourglass: 2thousand3 (why hello mr stark)

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[personal profile] redhourglass 2012-07-25 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Him.

[You can't call a baby an it. It's too much, even for her.]

Maybe this place wants to teach you a long overdue lesson.

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doesntmiss: (→ you only think no one saw that.)

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[personal profile] doesntmiss 2012-07-22 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure it's everyone, not just you. And you should probably look after him. Y'know, feeding, changing diapers, making sure he doesn't get hurt, basic things like that.
doesntmiss: (I'd be willing to bet)

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[personal profile] doesntmiss 2012-08-20 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Hence why I'm telling you they're basic. It's pretty common sense, but I guess that's not your line of work.

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usskickass: (Faster than a barefoot jack rabbit)

[video forever]

[personal profile] usskickass 2012-07-22 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
It's just you as a baby, like everyone else's.

[She is not unaware of how odd it is that she can say that so casually.]
usskickass: (Yeah?)

[personal profile] usskickass 2012-07-25 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Doesn't he look like you?

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worldsaway: (A moment at a time)

[personal profile] worldsaway 2012-07-26 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thor isn't even going to try not to laugh. Even the baby is laughing, Tony, even the baby.]
worldsaway: (I'm praying for a sign)

[personal profile] worldsaway 2012-08-04 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You do not seem distressed, Stark. And if you are, it is no more than I or any other who woke up to find a smaller...louder version of themselves.

Children are far smipler than adults! If they are crying, they want food! Or a change of dress, perhaps.

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