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þrír [Accidental video]

[[OOC: Backdated to the baby event because my internet isn't going to stop me from exposing wonderland to two Thors.]]

[When the feed clicks on, Thor's room is chaos. Everything that can be flipped over IS flipped over and his few possessions are strewn about the room.

Suddenly, the door flies open and Thor strides in looking uncharacteristically exhausted. Held to his chest in one large hand is a chipper sounding baby, its little arms are flailing about and he seems to be gurgling out a conversation that Thor has no patience for.

Thor sighs loudly, but he still manages a smile.]

You are quick on your feet, child. I've yet to see a babe crawl quite so quickly. [The baby giggles, glancing about the room before his eyes fall on the hammer in Thor's other hand. He squeaks eagerly and begins to wiggle furiously, leaving Thor to attempt to juggle him and the hammer]

You are not playing with that again, boy.

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[Watches the feed looking amused]

Why am I not surprised that you were a handful as a kid? Because really? I'm pretty sure anyone who's met you has figured that out that much.

[Tony himself is lying on his bed, glancing at his own small self who has a tablet in his tiny chubby hands and is messing around with a paint app.]

Handful is an understatement. ARMFUL is more accurate.

[Chuckles as he places the hammer down, picking up the device and raising an eyebrow at Bitty!Stark.]

You and your younger self are much the same.

Well, I built my first circu- Uh, intricate piece of computer hard ware when I was four. So really, how hard can finger painting on a computer tablet be?

What's yours broken? I mean, you flip tables because poptarts get stuck in the toaster, so I can only imagine what a small you does in its... His spare time.

I've never done either, so I cannot say.

He's had an interesting romp about the room, I expect that he has calmed now. [He says as the baby slaps at his face.]

Wow, weren't you just a ball of fun as a kid.

[He smirks]

You know, now I'm starting to feel for Loki. Why don't you just dump him in a ball pit or something?

[Because, hey, normal kids liked ball pits right?]

Loki was as bad, if not worse. The trickster life starts young, Tony Stark.

Somehow, this doesn't surprise me. Makes me glad I was an only child, now I think about it.

I cannot imagine my childhood without my brother. It seems terribly lonely.

It's not lonely, it just allows for more time to get things done if you ask me.

The only task a child has in his youth is to learn, a partner in crime only makes it easier.

I built an entire engine when I was four. I think it's easy to say I had no problem learning as a kid. Besides, a 'partner in crime' would only get in the way.

I do not think your ability to accomplish tasks is as valuable as ones ability to trust and love another.

Additionally I was able to slay monsters at that age. Climb down from your steed, Stark.

Hey, I can love, and I can trust.

Hey, the only monsters in my world at that age were never allowed out of jail, let alone in my home.

There's no 'steed' to 'climb down', I'm only saying that the learning curve never gave me any problems while I sat all alone with all my mistrust and lack of love.

I am sure. I am simply stating that it is a valuable skill. Also, I would not be suprised if you had to develop those skills once you discovered you would not always get your way and that loneliness is a bitter, empty feeling.

We cannot keep monsters in jail. They are big and they breed.

[Gives Thor a long look.]

Nearly fifty years of it, you get pretty used to feeling bitter and empty.

Our monsters are just people, and we don't let them breed.

Well then! It would appear I am right.

People breed. Especially if you cannot catch them.

Okay, sure. You can be right about this. But it doesn't make me any less right in saying you don't have to have a sibling to have a normal childhood.

[Your whole life isn't normal, Tony. Shut up.]

Well I'm not talking about the ones we haven't caught.

Of course not! But it makes the experience far more enjoyable.

I doubt you would have such control over them. Midgardians seem rather free spirited.

I'll just take your word for it there. One of those agree to disagree things.

Well we generally try to keep guys and girls separate so that it doesn't happen.

[ Thor wasn't the only one with a messy room. He wasn't the only one with "babyself wants to play with my weapons" problem, either. ]

Uh, yeah, better if you keep him away from that. Read him stories or whatever, keep him distracted. [ SAGE NOD his paradox clone tried to play with his sword (his own sword, not the ones he copied from his friends, tyvm) earlier, and it's just. Plain disastrous. Thank Cosmos he's able to stop it before shit hits the fan. Now he'd un-summon the sword (much to his chagrin, because he'd developed a penchant of keeping one around in his room) and all's well again. Sort of. ]

Stories? An excellent idea! If only I could-- [Damn kid, stop wriggling.] Get him to-- STAY PUT. [Ah yes. Using your outside voice always makes kids shut up.

Until they start bawling.] ..Where can I find a story to read?

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