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[not_a_hero]

B O R E D.

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[not_a_hero]

Love is a chemical defect found in the losing side.

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[itsahotone]

Oh my god. Suddenly I really wish my cheer coach was here.

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[not_a_hero]

Your what?

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[itsahotone]

My cheerleading coach. She'd be down with your way of thinking.

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[not_a_hero]

And she's a cheerleading coach? She leads people in cheering? As a profession?

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[itsahotone]

What, someone as genius as you hasn't heard of cheerleading? We win Nationals every year.

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[not_a_hero]

I'm simply far from used to being compared to someone who enjoys short skirts, jumping and shouting as life achievements.

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[itsahotone]

You should try it. Especially the skirt part.

Anyway, the cheering at games is the boring part. We had routines with cannons and fire and stilts; that's the stuff she lives for.

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[not_a_hero]

I have. The skirt was fine. The undergarments were less than appreciative.

Oh, yes, canons make it far less mundane and dull. Is there glitter, streamers, and things that sparkle?

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[itsahotone]

[But were you male at the time??

Ahem.]


Only the sparklers attached to our fake boobs.

I mentioned she's kind of insane, right?

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[not_a_hero]

Must be. You must miss her terribly.

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[itsahotone]

She's a psycho bitch that forced us to quit since we were kind of against letting her shoot my girl out of a cannon.

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[not_a_hero]

I'm sure your girl appreciated your concern.