Hey mister. She's my sister. [text forever]

[hamburellakind]

okay so jade:
we haven't talked in forever.
and i have a question for you.
about a thing that happened.
wait wait here's my stern face okay
>:|
STERN.
STERN QUESTION.

everyone else:
i kind of have an awkward question
...again.
um.
so if everyone who has stuff to say about um moral things like i don't know maybe like abortion or underage sex or getting your pets spayed and neutered
uh
just private message me please.
okay bye
i mean
er.
yeah bye works.
bye.

Comments

[itsahotone]

What the shiny loving hell are you talking about now?

[PRIVATE text forever]

[hamburellakind]

wow way to make this NOT AT ALL PRIVATE, santana.
just kidding, it's okay.

but uh, yeah
i'm just wondering if me and dave did something...
uh, bad.
maybe.

[itsahotone]

[EYEROLL. ...and then it's time to look slightly disturbed.]

Oh my god, did you knock him up?

[hamburellakind]

i really hope that event didn't make that possible...
but even if it was possible, no!
geez.
we weren't even naked!

[itsahotone]

Then why the hell are you asking about abortions?!

[hamburellakind]

that was a decoy question.
the real question was about underage sex.
sigh.

[itsahotone]

[THIRTEE--oh wait, Santana cares a little less than the narration. Still a little disturbing, though.]

...Are you saying you are a man now, Johnny?

[~a man~]

[hamburellakind]

it's
complicated?

text;

[40410]

[ Oh lord have mercy, it's Alex again. Third encounter lucky, I guess. ]

...Is this about the event we just had?

[PRIVATE text forever]

[hamburellakind]

...maybe.

[urnewkingbitch]

i agree with the pretty lady who talked to you before
what are you even talking about
if youre saying that jade is pregnant
that is a sentence best left unfinished

[hamburellakind]

do you mean santana?
and whoa no.
not at all.
it's actually almost the opposite of that, actually!

[urnewkingbitch]

of course i mean lopez
so you want her to be teen pregnant
this is like a horrible rendition of juno

[hamburellakind]

ldajsllsdkjafsdoifaupwtng
NO.
no i just
i thought loki was really sweet and i wanted to know why she said no!
like
maybe she has a crush on someone else and i could help her with that
bro-style.

[urnewkingbitch]

you cant possibly do it bro style as you are obviously not bro
your argument is invalid
abort this brain baby of yours before it goes out of control
btw speaking of aborting
the fuck made you talk about abortion in the first place
are you trying to run for president of wonderland

[hamburellakind]

n
no.
i wanted an opinion on something
else.
something related
ish.

[urnewkingbitch]

and that would be

==>private

[hamburellakind]

whether we did something bad during that event...

private;

[masukukunai]

Is this question hypothetical?

[Please say yes. You really worry him.]

[private text forever]

[hamburellakind]

it
can be?
if you want?

[private text forever and ever]

[masukukunai]

No, no. I was just. Wondering.

[Hoping.]

What's up? Or should I be asking what you did?

[and ever]

[hamburellakind]

...the sexy event was hard.
oh god i didn't even mean it that--
but yes, okay, both ways works.
ugh.

dying of embarrassment, brb.

[the end]

[masukukunai]

[...Oh Lord. He hadn't even given a thought to the younger residents in the mansion during that event. Was it really just as-- Sweet merciful why???]

Okay. Alright. What happened.

[hamburellakind]

r
u
bbing?

[masukukunai]

...bbing?