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John Egbert ([personal profile] hamburellakind) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2013-01-13 02:02 pm

[action forever]

[So, since their one year anniversary had fallen during an event, John and Dave had agreed to put it off until later. And since Dave was usually the one coming up with the romantic stuff for them to do, John had insisted on planning what they'd do and making it a surprise.

And then John realized how hard that was and oh my God what even could they do and then he had an idea but he needed to put it together and wowowowowowow this was a bad idea he should really leave this to Dave.

But finally John gets things together and he messages Dave and tells him to wear his god tier stuff and bring his sword and meet him in the pool.

John's decorated the area from the door to the edge of the pool to look like a ragged cliff-face. The pool serves as an ocean, and John uses his windy power to simulate huge crashing waves in its surface. Beneath these waves, John's filled the pool with a couple sharks and some piranhas and great big octopussquiddealies (which he was smart enough to feed before he lured Dave in here because this is only simulated danger not eatmyboyfriend danger).

However, the seemingly biggest danger is on the other end of the pool. John stands "chained" to a giant (styrofoam) rock, and as soon as he hears Dave enter he starts screaming and thrashing around. He's clearly frightened out of his wits by the giant fucking shaving cream horror terror that's looming above him, slowly melting in the humidity of the pool and receiving minor damage from the occasional wave. But the point is it is terrifying and John needs saving and maybe it disabled his windy powers and broke his arms or something because Dave is the only one who can save him.

John really hopes that all that is clear because he didn't think to explain any of it before Dave shows up. Oops.]

[[Anyone who wants to come in and visit when John is getting this ready is free to!]]

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2013-02-04 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Long as it's not Sullivan.

[He squeezes it back and gives him a small, amused smile.]

Please, showing off will definitely happen.

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2013-02-10 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, Lassie. Roll over and beg.

[He's joking. Mostly.]

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2013-02-10 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy shit!

[Okay, yes, that definitely surprised him.]

When the fuck could you do that?

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2013-02-10 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
That's pretty fuckin' sweet, I'll admit that.

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2013-02-10 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Cute.

[He's amused. Even if he doesn't look like it. God, John, why so cute?]

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2013-02-10 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rolling his eyes behind his shades. Dave ninja's over to John and gives him a kiss.]

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2013-02-10 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dave deepens the kiss, half to show John that everything's seriously cool between them after the whole Andromeda recreation. The other half is mostly to see how well they can make-out in the air.]

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2013-02-10 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dave is totally fine with making out bat-style. He holds John close to his body. He can't say this is the perfect one year anniversary, but in the end he can say that he enjoyed it quite a bit.]

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2013-02-10 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, that's definitely something for warmer nights, if they want a change in scenery. Or indoors.

Dave breaks the kiss reluctantly.]


I think flyin' fucks can take on a literal meanin' with us, now. Think you wanna try that out in your room later? [Or right now. He's not picky.]

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2013-02-10 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe.

[Read: yes. Also, Dave retaliates with an ass pinch.]

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2013-02-10 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, it was a justified ass pinch. But I won't say I'm not curious to see how you'll "get me back."

[He'll follow John's lead.]

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2013-02-10 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, don't keep a lady waitin', Egbert. That's just rude.

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