hamburellakind: (Whoa shit what)
John Egbert ([personal profile] hamburellakind) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2013-01-13 02:02 pm

[action forever]

[So, since their one year anniversary had fallen during an event, John and Dave had agreed to put it off until later. And since Dave was usually the one coming up with the romantic stuff for them to do, John had insisted on planning what they'd do and making it a surprise.

And then John realized how hard that was and oh my God what even could they do and then he had an idea but he needed to put it together and wowowowowowow this was a bad idea he should really leave this to Dave.

But finally John gets things together and he messages Dave and tells him to wear his god tier stuff and bring his sword and meet him in the pool.

John's decorated the area from the door to the edge of the pool to look like a ragged cliff-face. The pool serves as an ocean, and John uses his windy power to simulate huge crashing waves in its surface. Beneath these waves, John's filled the pool with a couple sharks and some piranhas and great big octopussquiddealies (which he was smart enough to feed before he lured Dave in here because this is only simulated danger not eatmyboyfriend danger).

However, the seemingly biggest danger is on the other end of the pool. John stands "chained" to a giant (styrofoam) rock, and as soon as he hears Dave enter he starts screaming and thrashing around. He's clearly frightened out of his wits by the giant fucking shaving cream horror terror that's looming above him, slowly melting in the humidity of the pool and receiving minor damage from the occasional wave. But the point is it is terrifying and John needs saving and maybe it disabled his windy powers and broke his arms or something because Dave is the only one who can save him.

John really hopes that all that is clear because he didn't think to explain any of it before Dave shows up. Oops.]

[[Anyone who wants to come in and visit when John is getting this ready is free to!]]

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2013-01-13 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dave's "John-is-being-potentially-dumb" senses are tingling when he gets the message. Not that he's going to turn it down, but he sighs as he gathers his stuff and heads out.

He...isn't exactly expecting this. The fuck is that white thing? The fuck is in the pool? The fuck is John doing?]


John, the hell you doin'?