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[hamburellakind]

[So, since their one year anniversary had fallen during an event, John and Dave had agreed to put it off until later. And since Dave was usually the one coming up with the romantic stuff for them to do, John had insisted on planning what they'd do and making it a surprise.

And then John realized how hard that was and oh my God what even could they do and then he had an idea but he needed to put it together and wowowowowowow this was a bad idea he should really leave this to Dave.

But finally John gets things together and he messages Dave and tells him to wear his god tier stuff and bring his sword and meet him in the pool.

John's decorated the area from the door to the edge of the pool to look like a ragged cliff-face. The pool serves as an ocean, and John uses his windy power to simulate huge crashing waves in its surface. Beneath these waves, John's filled the pool with a couple sharks and some piranhas and great big octopussquiddealies (which he was smart enough to feed before he lured Dave in here because this is only simulated danger not eatmyboyfriend danger).

However, the seemingly biggest danger is on the other end of the pool. John stands "chained" to a giant (styrofoam) rock, and as soon as he hears Dave enter he starts screaming and thrashing around. He's clearly frightened out of his wits by the giant fucking shaving cream horror terror that's looming above him, slowly melting in the humidity of the pool and receiving minor damage from the occasional wave. But the point is it is terrifying and John needs saving and maybe it disabled his windy powers and broke his arms or something because Dave is the only one who can save him.

John really hopes that all that is clear because he didn't think to explain any of it before Dave shows up. Oops.]

[[Anyone who wants to come in and visit when John is getting this ready is free to!]]

Comments

where aaaare yoooooou

[hamburellakind]

You're a jerk.

[John leans his forehead into Dave's shoulder and sighs.]

I'm sorry I screwed this up.

i'm in your base killing your dudes

[urnewkingbitch]

[He kisses the top of John's head.]

You did your best, and the idea was pretty fuckin' great.

[....]

'Sides, I liked that you'd take the effort to pick my supposedly flightless self up and take me places.

you son of a bitch

[hamburellakind]

So basically, you're a lazy bum. Noted.

[John sighs and leans back again.]

You wanna do something else?

<3

[urnewkingbitch]

The laziest of bums.

[He thinks about it.]

Well, there's always the "romantic cliche as hell night flight" route.

[hamburellakind]

You mean the "Whole New World"?

[urnewkingbitch]

Well, I'd be lyin' if I said the song wasn't stuck in my head right now.

[hamburellakind]

That is the best idea you have ever had.

[John glances down.]

I can take care of the sharks later. Let's go.

[John takes Dave's hand and leads the way outside.]

[urnewkingbitch]

What? I'm full of good ideas.

[He follows along, and hopes that nobody falls into the pool.]

You'd be better at it than me.

[hamburellakind]

And this one is the best.

[John gives Dave a look.]

Why? Am I the shark whisperer? Didn't we just prove that's not the case?

[urnewkingbitch]

No. Because you've got the wind powers and I don't. You don't strictly have to touch the motherfuckers.

[hamburellakind]

Okay, yeah, true. I kinda dropped them in there.

[They rise up above the mansion easily, John gripping Dave's hand tightly as they go.]

So this flying thing-- do all god tiers get it? I kind of figured it made sense for me and Jade, y'know. Breath and Space...

I didn't even think about it for you and Rose, haha.

[urnewkingbitch]

Kinda figured.

[He casually floats along with him.]

All god tiers get it, as far as I know. Rose and I can do it, anyway, and all the trolls get fuckin' fairy wings, so I guess we all just. Fly.

[hamburellakind]

[John sighs.]

Feels like kind of a gyp, to be honest. Although I do know more windy tricks than last time I was here. But still. I want an extra power now.

[urnewkingbitch]

C'mon, you still got more shit to do with your wind that I wouldn't be surprised if you could work weather magic.

[Dave shrugs.]

[hamburellakind]

...Hmm.

[John looks up at the clouds, frowning.]

I wonder.

[He glances at Dave again.]

I'm more interested in all the powers you've got, though.

[urnewkingbitch]

Dunno what I've got. Haven't really had a chance to figure that shit out. I mean, I don't need to on the meteor, and in Wonderland time's whacked anyway, so it's not the best place to experiment in.

[hamburellakind]

Oh right. I wonder if there's some fringe timey thing you could do too, though. Like not quite time but still timey?

[urnewkingbitch]

I'd love to be Walter, but sadly nobody can be quite that level of badass, genius, and insanity.

[Nope, couldn't help it.]

The only thing I can do here for sure is go back in time. Whether I can change it or not I haven't tried, and I'm not strictly in the mood to try.

[hamburellakind]

You aren't a Walter. A Walt, maybe, but not a Walter.

[John squeezes Dave's hand.]

You'll just have to show me back home.

[urnewkingbitch]

Long as it's not Sullivan.

[He squeezes it back and gives him a small, amused smile.]

Please, showing off will definitely happen.

[hamburellakind]

Hehehe. Wanna see one of my new tricks?

[John has kinda been holding off on his showing off since Dave hasn't shown off yet. He doesn't wanna brag!]

[urnewkingbitch]

Sure, Lassie. Roll over and beg.

[He's joking. Mostly.]

[hamburellakind]

It's way cooler than that, Dave!

[And he proves it by dissolving into the breeze and appearing on Dave's opposite side, holding the opposite hand. All of which takes him about a second to accomplish.]

Tada!

[urnewkingbitch]

Holy shit!

[Okay, yes, that definitely surprised him.]

When the fuck could you do that?

[hamburellakind]

Figured it out doing quests on LOWAS! Pretty cool, huh?