-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[forevercapslock]

OKAY, I KNOW THIS IS COMPLETELY POINTLESS. THIS TYPING UP SHIT FOR PEOPLE TO SEE THING, I MEAN. MEMOS NEVER WORKED OUT FOR ME BEFORE, EXCEPT TO MAKE ME ARGUE WITH MYSELF ACROSS SPANS OF TEN OR FIFTEEN MINUTES IN SOME SORT OF TEMPORAL CIRCLE-JERK THAT ONLY EVER MADE ME LOOK LIKE A HUGE BULGE-SCRATCHING TOOL WHO HAS NO ONE BUT OTHER ITERATIONS OF HIMSELF TO TALK TO.
BUT I GUESS THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT I AM ANYWAY? SINCE NO ONE IS ACTUALLY READING THIS, IT'S FAIR TO SAY THAT DESPITE THE TEMPORAL LIMITATIONS OF THIS NEANDERTHAL CHAT CLIENT, I'M REALLY JUST TYPING THIS FOR MY OWN BENEFIT SO THAT I DON'T SIT HERE STARING AT A BLANK SCREEN, SCREAMING AND SCREAMING AND FUCKING SCREAMING SOME MORE UNTIL SOMETHING RUPTURES.
ANYWAY, THERE IS ACTUALLY A POINT TO THIS POINTLESS MEMO AND I'M FINALLY GETTING TO THAT. IF YOU ACTUALLY READ ALL OF THIS, HERE IT IS: THE POINT.
I AM GOING TO COME TO YOUR RESPITEBLOCK IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
I AM GOING TO STAND NEXT TO YOUR HUMAN BED WHILE YOU SLEEP
AND I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE, EGBERT.










WHY AM I SURPRISED THAT THERE IS NO FUTURE ME CHIMING IN HERE TO TELL ME TO SHUT MY SEED FLAPS? HOW AM I GOING TO KNOW WHEN TO STOP SHOVING MY FOOT DOWN MY OWN WINDTUBE WITHOUT FUTURE ME TO TEXT-WALL ME INTO CONFUSED RAGE UNTIL I BECOME HIM AND COMPLETE THE LOOP BY SCREAMING AT PAST ME?
FUCK, I ACTUALLY MISS FUTURE ME.
YOU'VE DONE IT, UNIVERSE.
YOU'VE WON.

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[hamburellakind]

you're totally right to be mad and threaten me and stuff.
i screwed up.
if it helps any, i don't remember any of it.
and i wouldn't do it normally.
so.
yeah.
um, i'm sorry.
as you will see in the post i put up seconds before you did.

[forevercapslock]

YES, I SAW IT.
AND I GUESS I'M NOT GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
I MEAN, I'M PISSED OFF, BUT PROBABLY NOT AT YOU, SO I DON'T THINK IT WOULD ACTUALLY HELP.
SO APOLOGY ACCEPTED, I GUESS?

[hamburellakind]

oh okay.
i still feel really terrible though.
is there something i can
...do?
i don't know, i haven't been on this side of things before.
well, except for with imps.

[forevercapslock]

IMPS DON'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO COUNTING. THEY'RE JUST A GARGLEMESH OF PROTOTYPED GARBAGE AND GRIST.

[hamburellakind]

yeah.
i
um.
still feel like i should do something for you.
i'd offer to let you kill me back, but i'm not sure if i'd die permanently then and i don't
want
to.
not yet.

[forevercapslock]

WHY WOULD YOU DIE PERMANENTLY?

[hamburellakind]

i've died a lot of times.
more than the five we're supposed to get but.
um.
it seems like some don't count?
i mean, i'm god tier but...
i'd rather not risk it.
this place isn't sburb.

[forevercapslock]

NO FUCKING KIDDING, IT ISN'T.
I DON'T WANT TO KILL YOU ANYWAY.

[text]

[freetobe]

are you having a mental breakdown

[Not that he cares. But this confuses Castiel greatly.]

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[paper_knight]

Do you feel better, after all that?

[text]

[forevercapslock]

*NO.*
NO, I AM EMPHATICALLY NOT HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN.
I AM JUST FLIPPING MY SHIT A LITTLE BIT.
NOT SO MUCH THAT MY SHIT IS STUCK ON THE CEILING, BUT JUST ENOUGH THAT I'M PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO CATCH IT AGAIN AND IT WILL END UP ALL OVER THE FLOOR INSTEAD.

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[forevercapslock]

NO. CHALK UP YET ANOTHER REASON WHY THIS WAS COMPLETELY POINTLESS.

[text]

[freetobe]

that is diarrhea
seek the attention of a doctor

[Text]

[urnewkingbitch]

not the first time this has happened
if its any consolation it wasnt strictly egbert doing it
ps i would appreciate it if you absolutely have to punch my bf in the face then at least dont make his nose bleed
im not equipped to fix broken noses

[forsaintcecilia]

Future... you...?

[Please explain all of that in smaller words, please.]

[text]

[forevercapslock]

OH, THAT'S GOOD. WELL DONE. YOU'VE MANAGED A "SICK BURN".
SEE WHAT I DID THERE WITH THE WORD "SICK"? FUCKING LOL.

[forevercapslock]

YES. FUTURE ME, AS IN ME FROM SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE.

[hamburellakind]

okay then something else?
like.
i don't know.
i could do your laundry for
ever?

[Text]

[forevercapslock]

I'M NOT PUNCHING ANYONE, JESUS FUCK. I JUST NEEDED SOME FORM OF CATHARSIS THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE ACTUAL VOMITING.

[forevercapslock]

NO.
DON'T EVER TOUCH MY LAUNDRY, EGBERT.

[forsaintcecilia]

Yeah, I get that, but... You're expecting to hear from him?

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[urnewkingbitch]

just saying dude

[Ugh, fuck this, he's making it private in case John actually sees this shit.]

egbert kinda killed me too
though i was expecting karma to smack me between the eyes like that

[text]

[freetobe]

if you are feeling sick, and a burning sensation, please refrain from informing me.
i am not interested in the details of your intestine track and its issues.

[Text | Private]

[forevercapslock]

WHY?

[forevercapslock]

THE CHAT CLIENT I'M USED TO USING ALLOWS THE SAME PERSON TO RESPOND TO OPEN MEMOS FROM ALL POINTS IN THE TIMELINE DURING WHICH THE MEMO EXISTS.