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entranceway2013-06-17 05:48 pm
androidhell) wrote in entranceway2013-06-17 05:48 pm
✔ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｔｅｓｔ - ａｕｄｉｏ
[ Listen. Can you hear it? Playing just audibly enough on everyone's devices.
A minute of silence passes. What follows is a voice, feminine, though robotic. It may be an android, or a human voice that's been masked somehow. ]
I realize this may be someone's idea of a joke. And I like jokes. Really. I had the sarcasm self-test playback all ready for when I figured out what was going on and incinerated the person responsible.
So. Congratulations for beating the odds and literally doing the impossible in bringing me here. Put me back. You don't want me to ask "in person."
The first person with any reliable or useful information will receive cake.
A minute of silence passes. What follows is a voice, feminine, though robotic. It may be an android, or a human voice that's been masked somehow. ]
I realize this may be someone's idea of a joke. And I like jokes. Really. I had the sarcasm self-test playback all ready for when I figured out what was going on and incinerated the person responsible.
So. Congratulations for beating the odds and literally doing the impossible in bringing me here. Put me back. You don't want me to ask "in person."
The first person with any reliable or useful information will receive cake.