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[eigensinnig]

[ After the event...

The communicator is lying on a table, giving the viewers a wonderful, picturesque look at the ceiling. There's someone pacing just off screen. ]

Wait, where did the invisible dogs go? Where are they? Why are they gone?!

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[video]

[eigensinnig]

I wanted to kill them. To kill them all. [ Ah, the lovely sound of murdertones in the morning... ]

Where have they gone?

[video]

[theheartpart]

Whoa, that's not a very healthy attitude, guy. We should be glad they're gone. Puppies don't play well with others, in case you haven't noticed.

[video]

[eigensinnig]

I don't think you understand: they all need to die. That's the only way we can know they're gone for good!

[video]

[theheartpart]

Well, that's great in theory, but the truth is that we're probably not even sure of that. So, if you're bent on potentially sacrificing yourself based on a whim, then why should I stop you?

[And then a pause.]

Stop that.

[Okay, so maybe he did have to say something...]

Just don't.

[video]

[eigensinnig]

[ Nope, we are putting on our angryface. ]

You stop that! You're taking the cowardly way out-- just hoping those murderdogs don't show up again! But they will! Then you'll be wishing you gave me the information necessary to preemptively strike those dogs down! Except, wait, no, you can't wish for shit when you're dead.

[video]

[theheartpart]

It's just like everything else here. They'll go away, and we'll be fine. Trust me, okay? They're not coming back.

[video]

[eigensinnig]

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[ Eren just... kinda. Smacks his communicator to the ground in frustration.
...And then picks it back up, because this conversation isn't done. ]

What about other monsters? Ones like those dogs? Where are they held?!

[video]

[theheartpart]

[Oh my god, this person really is insane, aren't they? Xander frowns and scratches at his head.]

Um. Okay.

I don't know where these so-called monsters are held, but I can tell you that you sound like you've lost you mind. No offense.

[video]

[eigensinnig]

I AM PERFECTLY SANE.

I just... I need to kill them. Kill the threats. Exterminate them all. [ hello murderface how are you today? good??? good. ]

[video]

[theheartpart]

Wow. You are totally not sane if you have to scream that you're perfectly sane. Sorry to break that to you, but... yeah. Might wanna seek help.

[Xander: Making ALL the Friends! A Spike TV Original.]

[video]

[eigensinnig]

[ >:[!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

The only help I need is help introducing my fist to your atrocious face. And then using your face to beat some fucking dogs to death.