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entranceway2014-01-13 08:43 pm
hamburellakind) wrote in entranceway2014-01-13 08:43 pm
[action forever] IT'S COOL GUYYYYY!
[Sometimes, you feel like shit and nothing in the world seems like it's going to fix that. And sometimes, that means you start moping in public without really realizing it.
Which means random strangers are like dude, what's up? But in a more old-timey sort of way because this guy seems old-timey and eventually you start talking and he's like, how about we do something you'd do back home to cheer yourself up? And back home is, like, more years ago than it should be, honestly, but you remember just before the game started there was this video that came out. And it was so stupid. So stupid.
Sometimes, you feel like you need to be stupid again.
So you and Ben wander around the mansion (after a brief explanation that all he really has to do is point the camera at you, which he catches onto like a goddamn pro). You don't bother with the mask thing, you just stick your hood up over your head and keep it hovering with windy powers and yep, you look like some freak with a long neck who is somehow insanely cool.
Time to point at some innocent bystanders with the purest essence of funk on your side.And maybe chase some people, y'know, whatever seems stupidest at the moment.]
Which means random strangers are like dude, what's up? But in a more old-timey sort of way because this guy seems old-timey and eventually you start talking and he's like, how about we do something you'd do back home to cheer yourself up? And back home is, like, more years ago than it should be, honestly, but you remember just before the game started there was this video that came out. And it was so stupid. So stupid.
Sometimes, you feel like you need to be stupid again.
So you and Ben wander around the mansion (after a brief explanation that all he really has to do is point the camera at you, which he catches onto like a goddamn pro). You don't bother with the mask thing, you just stick your hood up over your head and keep it hovering with windy powers and yep, you look like some freak with a long neck who is somehow insanely cool.
Time to point at some innocent bystanders with the purest essence of funk on your side.
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So.
A couple of guys wanting to blow off steam after a crap year of making mortal enemies, who also want to know if he has any homicidal tendencies of his own. Because, obviously, making a second mortal enemy would ruin the whole year to come. He's starting to get the picture. What's most surprising is that he's not terribly surprised by any of this.
Another day in the life.]
Oh.
[The most eloquent response to end all responses.]
Good luck on it, then.
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[John gives a(n admittedly weak) punch to Adam's arm and, with that, carries on down the hall to terrorize other residents with coolness and guys.]
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Uh... [Wow.] Sure...
[Watching them go, he's struck by the fact that this isn't--and probably won't be--the weirdest thing that's ever happened to him in the halls. There'd been meeting Batman that one time. This ranks up there.]