video;

[eatsyourscience]

[In light of recent network posts, Souji's a little hesitant to claim ownership of that last event. He hesitates on screen for a minute, looking off to the side before his eyes flicker over to look into the camera.]

For the record, the speed dating went a lot better here than it did at home.

[He rubs the back of his neck, not quite embarrassed and not quite apologetic, then shrugs. It is what it is. No need to feel bad about it.]

It was kind of nice to see home again.

[He's been away a long time.]

Comments

[luckynumberthree]

Isn't that always the case?

Do I want to ask about how it went bad?

[eatsyourscience]

It didn't go bad for me. But it can. Like in Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet.

[...]

Which was also an actual thing at my school.

[luckynumberthree]

..... They had a threesome? That would have made that story so much better.

[eatsyourscience]

...They didn't, and you're right. That would have been more interesting.

[luckynumberthree]

Hell yeah it woulda been. Why didn't Shakespeare think of that?

[eatsyourscience]

He probably didn't realize how well that would sell.

[luckynumberthree]

Very short-thinking of him.

[eatsyourscience]

Yeah, well, Shakespeare gots to get paid.

[He is completely deadpan as he says this.]

[luckynumberthree]

[ That's it. That does it for Simon and he busts up laughing. ]

Well, maybe we'll get lucky and one of these days there'll be a reboot that does it the better way.

[eatsyourscience]

In this place, it's not impossible.