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[Souji spent the first day of the event scouring the inn and the surrounding area to see to what extent Wonderland had tried to recreate it. Right down to the seals over some of the doors, the inn itself is almost perfect. Almost.

There's no better word than "moping" for what he spent the rest of yesterday doing, but now it's the second day and he feels up to addressing the network. And after a day of watching James and Sirius completely flounder at things like wearing a ~~yukata~~ robe properly and using chopsticks and sleeping on a futon, he thinks he probably needs to. Everyone is being subjected to his memory and he can at least offer some...cultural assistance to those who might want it.]

This is my event. [Gotta start somewhere.] This is the Amagi Inn and the town down the hill is Inaba. It's too bad you can't get to it--it's nice there.

[For Souji, this is rambling, so he gets back on track.]

I know most people in Wonderland right now aren't Japanese. If you need someone to explain how to do things here, I don't mind answering questions.

...Though it doesn't really matter, I guess. [It's not like there's any penalty for stabbing your food with your chopsticks, even if it's kind of impolite.]

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I'll keep that in mind. Just remember I taught you about chopsticks.

[So somehow she owes him some leniency, he guesses. If they were talking seriously. Which he's still not sure about.]

[Amethyst takes on a royal affectation, or more like just a weird accent.] Yes, you will be rewarded for your service to the Hammer Queen. What is it you desire?

Not to be smashed by a hammer of any size.

Not even an itty-bitty one? What about the smallest hammer in the universe?

Not even that size of hammer.

Well... okay. No hammer shall harm you. I promise.

Thank you, your majesty.

Anything for such a loyal subject, my dear Souji.