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entranceway2015-09-08 01:03 pm
assistanting) wrote in entranceway2015-09-08 01:03 pm
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[when the video feed opens, April is wearing a super lame witches hat the closet coughed up from an after sale at Spirit: The Halloween Store and a black dress. She's holding a broom.]
Hey Wonderland-ers, guess what? It's September, which means it's almost October, which means you're running out of time to plan for Halloween.
For those of you that come from some lame world that doesn't know what Halloween is: basically it's a night where we celebrate the gifts that Satan and his circle of whore-witches have given to us throughout the year by dressing up as creepy monsters, giving poisonous candy to children, and murdering people to drink their blood and offer it in His name.
[she smiles!!!! and then laughs]
Blood orphans.
[then she frowns, as if remembering something from home. give her a minute, and then she's back to your once in a lifetime chance to see april "happy"]
Anyway, obviously, some people don't have to dress up because they're already scary monsters, but, like, if they want to dress up as someone else, too, that's cool. As your supreme leader, I delegate myself as official Halloween Party Queen, and making this claim over a month in advance, so don't try to hold a cooler party than me -- [she stares into the camera meaningfully] That means you, especially, Wonderland. I will not be outstaged!
If anyone wants to, uh, help, I guess? Leave you name and preferred Wonderland-Halloween-Squad position here on this post.
Brace yourselves, Wonderland, Halloween is coming.
Hey Wonderland-ers, guess what? It's September, which means it's almost October, which means you're running out of time to plan for Halloween.
For those of you that come from some lame world that doesn't know what Halloween is: basically it's a night where we celebrate the gifts that Satan and his circle of whore-witches have given to us throughout the year by dressing up as creepy monsters, giving poisonous candy to children, and murdering people to drink their blood and offer it in His name.
[she smiles!!!! and then laughs]
Blood orphans.
[then she frowns, as if remembering something from home. give her a minute, and then she's back to your once in a lifetime chance to see april "happy"]
Anyway, obviously, some people don't have to dress up because they're already scary monsters, but, like, if they want to dress up as someone else, too, that's cool. As your supreme leader, I delegate myself as official Halloween Party Queen, and making this claim over a month in advance, so don't try to hold a cooler party than me -- [she stares into the camera meaningfully] That means you, especially, Wonderland. I will not be outstaged!
If anyone wants to, uh, help, I guess? Leave you name and preferred Wonderland-Halloween-Squad position here on this post.
Brace yourselves, Wonderland, Halloween is coming.
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[ He also doesn't think it's going to inspire much fear, but whatever. ]
Are you carvin' pumpkins? They might come out of the pantry bigger'n they might come out of the closet.
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[ He squints. ]
Why so evasive? Is it 'cause I didn't like your blood orphan thing? Call me sensitive, but it doesn't mean I'm judgmental. I know a joke when I see one.
[ Just who are you trying to convince, John? ]
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[ But what else can he say, really? He's hardly the humor police and he's not about to lecture April on her approach just because it rankles him. ]
Text me if you get a better idea of what you need.
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