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[when the video feed opens, April is wearing a super lame witches hat the closet coughed up from an after sale at Spirit: The Halloween Store and a black dress. She's holding a broom.]

Hey Wonderland-ers, guess what? It's September, which means it's almost October, which means you're running out of time to plan for Halloween.

For those of you that come from some lame world that doesn't know what Halloween is: basically it's a night where we celebrate the gifts that Satan and his circle of whore-witches have given to us throughout the year by dressing up as creepy monsters, giving poisonous candy to children, and murdering people to drink their blood and offer it in His name.

[she smiles!!!! and then laughs]

Blood orphans.

[then she frowns, as if remembering something from home. give her a minute, and then she's back to your once in a lifetime chance to see april "happy"]

Anyway, obviously, some people don't have to dress up because they're already scary monsters, but, like, if they want to dress up as someone else, too, that's cool. As your supreme leader, I delegate myself as official Halloween Party Queen, and making this claim over a month in advance, so don't try to hold a cooler party than me -- [she stares into the camera meaningfully] That means you, especially, Wonderland. I will not be outstaged!

If anyone wants to, uh, help, I guess? Leave you name and preferred Wonderland-Halloween-Squad position here on this post.

Brace yourselves, Wonderland, Halloween is coming.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I bet it excited Hannibal the Cannibal.

[april dont compare yourself to him]

He doesn't count. He eats people. Cannibalism disqualifies you from like, everything.

Cannibalism disqualifies you from everything.

Yes.

...Probably?

[Wow, hearing it said back to him sure makes it sound kind of dumb.]

Well, which is it?

[He looks like they're defusing a bomb and she's asked him whether they need to cut the red wire or the green wire, because these situations are clearly comparable.]

Uh. ...I-I dunno?

[oh good she'll exploit that for all its worth]

God, kid, don't you know how to work under pressure?

I-I...uhhh. Um. N-Not really, no.

[Not even a little bit. This isn't even a high-pressure situation!]

GET IT TOGETHER! Your life could be in danger and this is what you'd do?!

[Yes. This is precisely what he would do. He flinches at the sudden shouting, like a frightened animal.]

B-But I...I mean. I'm not really in danger so like...th-the point is. Kind of moot, right? Maybe?

[At least on some level he knows that.]

How do you know that? Someone could be coming to attack you right now.

[abruptly:]

Don't turn around!!

Ahh!

[Predictably, his eyes go wide and he does exactly what she tells him not to do...and, of course, there's nothing behind him.]

What the--? [It sinks in pretty quickly what happened though, and he mostly just looks annoyed.] O-Oh, my gosh. You are the literal worst.

Edited 2015-10-15 01:31 (UTC)

[she is just laughing so hard this is better than j/gerry]