video } take these broken wings and learn to fly

[ateherdirt]

[There's a girl staring at the camera very intently. She frowns, staring at it very intently, before she notices that it's already recording and scowls.]

I guess this is way more sensitive to touch when you use fingers, huh? Well. I'm not a bird anymore.

[She shrugs a shoulder. She doesn't really feel the need to add more explanation than that.]

If anyone needs me, I'll be eating waffles.

[She squints and frowns again, then presses a few buttons that are definitely wrong before she ends the feed.]



(ooc: Beatrice got a pair of scissors in her stocking that let her clip away her wings and become human again! From now on, I'll be using this journal for her.)

Comments

[ateherdirt]

Eh don't have tekephoned they can type whet I come Tom!

[Ugh. She switches to voice.]

What exactly is the point of that? It seems like a really stupid way to communicate when we can just talk like normal people.

1/2

[rosswood]

normal people?

[Welp, time to do a demonstration. Alex briefly switches to voice.

Almost nothing is audible over the shriek of static.]

Totally n- [- KREEEJJGJZZJZJK - ] -initely, y - [ZZZJZJFFF]

[bzzt.]

[He switches voice off.]

2/2

[rosswood]

so you know thats fantastic

voice

[ateherdirt]

[Yeah, whatever, she doesn't feel like fighting with the keyboard. She'll stick with voice.]

Well, your way is still terrible.

[rosswood]

yeah well i'd rather text than have my phone screaming at me
so anyway
how'd you do that
make yourself human i mean

voice

[ateherdirt]

[Deadpan:]

Magic.

text

[rosswood]

fine don't tell me
i thought we had a connection after i told you about your freezing gnome friend
how is he by the way

voice

[ateherdirt]

Wirt's fine. And I don't have to tell you anything.

text

[rosswood]

whatever
have it your way
kudos on your new opposable thumbs

voice

[ateherdirt]

Thank you. I think.

text

[rosswood]

no prob bob
see ya