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H-Hello everyone... I'm sorry to bother you, but, um... t-this has been a long time coming. I mean, a few weeks, but that's kind of long? Maybe it's been too long... Ahhh, this is hard...

I-I wanted to apologize for my actions earlier this month. I've been told I d-don't need to be sorry, because it was Wonderland, and it does a-awful things to us... But... I feel... it still came from somewhere deep inside of me. I-I thought about texting this out instead, b-but... I didn't want to back out and d-delete everything... I should o-own up... I'm getting off topic again...

At the beginning of this month, I attacked people who c-came into the clinic. My r-reasoning... I felt so useless... That no one needed me... I-I'm a nurse, the Super High School Level Nurse, it means I'm the best. But... a lot of people here d-don't need doctors or nurses... Death isn't even permanent here. So during those days, I thought... I would make people need me. I would hurt them so I could heal them... Even though the first rule of medicine is d-do no harm...

N-Now I'm scared to be near people, in case W-wonderland does that to me again... I can't even kill myself, in order to repent... I want to be forgiven, but what can I possibly do to earn that? ... I-If there is anything you want me to do, I will do it... I'll l-leave that offer there...

I am sorry... I am really truly sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry...

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That s-sounds, uh, about right? Friends could, uh, t-talk to each other, and be honest about... t-things like this. And uh, you're being honest w-with me about the implications of, uhm, your w-words, so... I think that c-counts? I mean, uh, if you t-think so.

Y-Yes, I'm being very honest right now! I'm not leaving anything out! I-I'd tell you anything you wanted to know! Even my th-three sizes! I promise I won't ever ever ever lie to you!

[ Morty begins to tentatively believe he's done a good. ]

Boy, Mikan, that's some pretty subjective stuff, huh? Y-you've at least always been super nice to me, you know? It's a pretty big deal to remember that you-- that the normal you is super against hurting people, though. You've at least gotta be good to do that.

I trust you on that one. [ And he will take this responsibility Ultra Seriously. He owes her that much. ]

We could totally hang out to do regular stuff too, if you want. There are some pretty sweet video games around here. And the internet's not much, but I've seen some cat videos you might dig?

... I just wish that I could h-hang onto the 'normal me'... I-I'm really scared of this happening again... When it will be beyond my control... I-I don't know what I'll do if it happens again...

Yeah, yeah, I'm practically a saint, I know.

[He's not.]

But you better believe it, 'cause it's happening! What're we down to now, 250? Somethin' like that, right?

[They weren't, but they are now. Stan's honestly been too lazy to count it properly.]

[A slow, hesitant pause, but then...]

I... I do like little kittens...

[And she's been way too nervous to ask.]

T-Two hundred and fifty... I can do this! I-I will! I promise!

Gee, I, I don't really know either. Like about either of us. [ He rubs the back of his neck. ]

Wonderland messes around with people a lot. Y-you know, I bet there's a ton of us around here who get worried about this stuff, too. It's like, none of us even ever get a choice about that kinda thing happening, when an event starts going.

I thought so! Kittens are preeeetty much the cutest thing out there. And I know I saw one where they had 'em dressed up as football players or construction workers or something. It's some of the best feel-better video-ing you can get.

[ Dinosaur-shaped cookies are the big guns. He'll bring those out when the situation calls for it. ]

That does sound cute... I guess I could watch them, i-if that's okay with you.

... C-Can you promise me something, Morty? I know it's very presumptuous of me to do so, but...

A-aw, heck, I don't even know what presumptuous means, haha.

I mean, I-- I do know what it means, but uh. [ No Morty, just stop. ] Sure, I'll promise. I guess that's what I'm saying.

Dude, totally! Cat videos might not actually fix anyone's problems, but they're like. Way necessary for morale no matter what dimension you come from. You've had a rough month, so I figure downtime's gotta be good for you right now.

N-No, you don't have to! I mean, uh, w-whatever you're comfortable with! I mean i-it'd be nice if you d-don't lie but you o-only have to tell me, uh, what you want to! It's ok!

... Th-thank you, Soos-senpai. I mean it. Thank you...

... When you are absolutely, positively sure an event is going on... Stay away from me, just in case... Just for those times.

Jeez, Mikan, a-are you sure that's what you want?

Good! But hey - I've got one more catch for you. Wouldn't want you to think I'm lettin' you off easy, kid.

P-Please...

Eek! Y-Yes, Mister Pines, anything!

You say sorry to people way too much, for stuff you don't even need to be sorry about. So, I'm gonna start up a "Sorry Tax", effective immediately - every time I catch you apologizin' to me for somethin' stupid, I'm adding a dollar/yen/favor/whatever to your debt. Got it?

[He's gruff, but deep down he thinks this might actually help in the long run, and break her of that habit..]

[... STAN]

Y-Yes Mister Pines! I won't forget! I promise!

[ SHE'S GONNA CRY ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION ]

O-okay! If there's an event going on, I-I'll, I promise I'll keep my distance. Uh, just, i-if you ever think you need help or anything, though, y-you can just let me know.

Hey, it's no problem, dude. We're all cooped up in this bonkers mansion together, so I'm just like, definitely a good idea to take care of my friends however they need.

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