Eridan: Snap out of it - Text -

[seahorsenapoleon]

wwhat the hell i died
that doesnt make any sense
i thought i wwon
this is slugbeast shit

Comments

Dave, why. Why do you insist on trolling Eridan?

[urnewkingbitch]

didnt you get the memo that too much of a good thing can sometimes kill you
jesus fuck dude get with the program or youll be left in the dust

Because it's just too much fin

[seahorsenapoleon]

wwhat wwould you knoww of it anywway
i am a member of one of the highest castes i can havve wwhatevver i damned wwell please

i reget nothing

[aquarium_tipper]

omg
ii cannot beliieve what ii ju2t read iit'2 two golden.
ii miight have 2er2iiou2ly achiieved a rofl or two over here.
ii tiip my biichromatiic 2hade2 two you ampora.
you ju2t lo2t the game.

of course you dont

[seahorsenapoleon]

wwill you shut the hell up excrement for grey matter
no one asked for your opinion
and by no one i mean me
the only one that matters

[aquarium_tipper]

el oh fuckiing el
yeah you kiind of made iit my opiiniion place when you had two go whiine iin a publiic forum.
iit miight have even leveled up iintwo a publiic 2erviice on my part.
hero 2tatu2. not two be confu2ed wiith that god tiier 2hiit.
or 2ome extra karma poiint2 fuck know2 ii could u2e 2ome more of that.

[seahorsenapoleon]

you realize you dont make any glubbin sense right
cuz you dont
its like youre mouth opens and you just speww out stupid wwords from your stupid thinkpan

[papshooshing]

IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME.

[seahorsenapoleon]

shut up assblood wwho asked you

[papshooshing]

EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU.
THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO ME, SHIT HEAD.

[seahorsenapoleon]

no wway to talk to you
excuse me
wwho died and made you highblood
oh wwait no one
because youre still nothin but dirt

[breaksbows]

D --> How
D --> What did you think you won

[seahorsenapoleon]

because i had evverythin
evveryone wwas at my beckon call
the wworlds wwere mine

[breaksbows]

D --> The worlds
D --> What do you mean

[seahorsenapoleon]

evverythin
all of it
evverythin that exists out there

[hamburellakind]

there was a way to win?

[seahorsenapoleon]

howw the hell should i knoww
apparently not if i failed then clearly it wwas a no wwin

[hamburellakind]

uh well.
i think the objective might've been to leave!
in that case...

[seahorsenapoleon]

wwhy wwould wwe leavve somethin so perfect and right
that doesnt make any sense at all

[stealsluck]

Oh my god, as if they let a loser like you in here!!!!!!!!
I see you're as deluded as ever, thinking you could ever win.
Know why you can't?
8ecause you're a lamey lame loser from Loserville.

pardon him while he gets distracted

[seahorsenapoleon]

vvris
vvris i nevver kneww you wwere here
howw rude of you not to havve made your presence knowwn to me sooner

[stealsluck]

I don't have to report to you, Ampora.
You're not the 8oss of me!!!!!!!!
If anything, shouldn't you be gr8ful that I'm actually wasting my time on you? :::;)

[seahorsenapoleon]

you knoww damned wwell im not a wwaste of your time
besides i am your one only true and best rivval no matter howw many times you say otherwwise

[Audio] Aang, you don't know what you're doing

[aangairnomad]

....

What's a slugbeast?

-text-

[seahorsenapoleon]

youre an exceptionally strange lookin pink skinned thing aint you
and exceptionally dumb too
a slugbeast is one of the many creatures that livves in or around the sea
theyre huge and they eat lesser creatures like you just for fun

[Audio]

[aangairnomad]

...

You're not that nice, are you?

I could handle a slugbeast, no problem! I've ridden on all sorts of giant sea creatures!

...You look a bit strange yourself. Why is your skin all grey? And what are those things coming out of your head? Are you some kind of spirit?